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“They have never managed anything like this before, and it’s like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches coming out the sides."
Published: Monday, June 29th, 2026 @ 3:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of ex-chief Chris Licht’s sudden exit, CNN was apparently thrust deep into the throes of an identity crisis – and nowhere was that more evident than in their breathless coverage on Tuesday of Trump prosecutor Jack Smith’s … sandwich?
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 10:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee's convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources in Hades have announced that Satan will finally be opening the underworld's first Chick-fil-A franchise, but it will only serve cauliflower sandwiches.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A has announced a new cauliflower sandwich as part of an effort to reach new customers in the godless heathen community.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Two innocent local children have been left on the brink of starvation after their father failed to cut their sandwiches into little dinosaur shapes the way their mother does.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 10:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Are you a woman? Are you in desperate need of a man you can make sandwiches for?
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 2:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's a lot of responsibility to be the patriarch of your household. Leading your family through a woke world that wants to cause them spiritual harm is a stressful job. Also, sometimes your wife doesn't make that sandwich you ask for. Life is hard!
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 10:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ladies, if you really want to be a Proverbs 31 woman, you need to be a hard worker, clean the house, take care of the kids, and make lots of sandwiches.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 7:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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People getting vaccinated receive a coupon for a free McDonald’s sandwich
Published: Monday, August 30th, 2021 @ 8:33 am
By: Governor's Office
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King’s Deli crafting “sandwiches for the people” is set to open September 26th located at 201 E. Fifth St. in Uptown Greenville.
Published: Tuesday, September 29th, 2020 @ 8:37 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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After a nearly two-week-long investigation, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office has determined who took a bite out of an officer’s chicken sandwich from McDonald’s.
Published: Monday, July 29th, 2019 @ 8:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Every month comes bearing their own unique gifts to the season. I thought of that, this morning, at the "early service", for I found myself having a sense of dread, to open the back door.
Published: Wednesday, July 11th, 2018 @ 12:38 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Some people call them cheese "straws", sometimes they are called cheese "biscuits" If you pipe them, they are straws, if you make them into little cookies, then they are biscuits.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2018 @ 4:26 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Mark, his brother David and Chef Eric Pooley make up the core team behind the restaurant.
Published: Friday, February 26th, 2016 @ 9:27 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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During the operation, Deputies detected an odor of marijuana coming from a vehicle that came through the checkpoint. Deputies searched the passenger car and located two small baggies of marijuana, a larger bag containing marijuana, digital scales, and a box of plastic sandwich bags.
Published: Thursday, August 8th, 2013 @ 1:04 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Thomas Joseph Colleary, Jr., accomplished sales executive, lover of great golf courses, Cadillac's, crossword puzzles and ice cream sandwiches, passed away at 81 years of age on Wednesday, June 19, 2013.
Published: Saturday, June 29th, 2013 @ 10:36 am
By: Announcements
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Visit fast-food restaurants in March, and you'll notice fish sandwiches atop the menus and order screens. It's the Lenten season, a time when many believers, particularly Catholics, abstain from eating meat on Fridays...
Published: Friday, March 15th, 2013 @ 10:45 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Two presidents dominated the landscape of mid-19th century America--Andrew Jackson and Abraham Lincoln. Sandwiched between them, however, was James K. Polk, a remarkable and highly effective president.
Published: Sunday, January 20th, 2013 @ 11:32 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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State lawmakers questioned a N.C. Department of Health and Human Services official at a hearing Tuesday to determine why a Hoke County preschooler's homemade turkey sandwich was replaced with chicken nuggets.
Published: Friday, March 16th, 2012 @ 1:03 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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When Carolina Journal reported Feb. 14 that a Hoke County girl had come to preschool with a turkey sandwich and came home after having eaten chicken nuggets instead, little did we suspect that the story would go viral, that new information would change some of the details.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2012 @ 9:20 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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