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The Song of Songs is chock-full of memorable love lines (fawns, anyone?) -- but not all of Solomon's romantic poetry was included in the final cut. Here are nine rejected lines that didn't quite make the grade:
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 9:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Every husband knows the feeling. Your wife is mad — at you — and you have some work to do to fix it. The hard part is knowing what to do if you want to smooth things over.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A concerned husband assured his wife on Wednesday he was only reading Song of Solomon to study profound theological doctrine, not to check out the...er... you know..."interesting" bits.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The publisher Zondervan has released a new Bible translation where the words "if you know what I mean" have been added to the end of every verse in Song of Solomon.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Holy Bible represents God's complete revelation to mankind. Every word of it is inspired by God and useful for the teaching, correcting, and equipping of the saints.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 11:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Reminder for all you Christians who started a one-year Bible reading plan in January: it might be time to start that thing. The good news is that if you read half of the entire Bible today, you'll be completely caught up!
Published: Thursday, June 30th, 2022 @ 10:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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