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Published: Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024 @ 9:01 am
By: John Steed
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An eight-mile stretch of the Blue Ridge Parkway near Asheville has been temporarily closed due to a string of “human and bear interactions,” the National Parks Service announced.
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 7:28 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Taylor Swift has set the internet ablaze once again after a photographer caught the superstar out on a romantic date with Pop Tart Guy.
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Reports have surfaced of a squirrel wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat scurrying away as the National Christmas Tree came crashing down.
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 3:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a pop romance earthquake, Taylor Swift dumped Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce for new beau Holden Armenta, better known as "Face Paint Boy".
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 7:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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CNN anchor Jake Tapper cut into former President Donald Trump’s victory speech — following Monday evening’s Iowa caucuses, which Trump won decisively — to complain about what he said was “anti-immigrant rhetoric.”
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 12:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A catastrophic tragedy has befallen the former socialist utopia of Argentina as 1 billion citizens have already died due to Libertarian candidate Javier Milei being elected president.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, several sightings of an Osama Bin Laden poster in the style of the classic Obama "HOPE" poster have been reported at universities across America.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After nearly three years, federal officials are still looking for a suspect as part of the investigation into a pair of pipe bombs that were planted outside the Republican National Committee’s (RNC) and Democratic National Committee’s (DNC) offices in Washington, D.C., in January 2021.
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 1:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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One of the biggest champions of UFO transparency in Congress has reservations about the much-hyped disclosure legislation from Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) that is now being considered as part of the conference process
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The boy painted one half of his face red and the other half black.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On the heels of a fresh sighting of Bigfoot in the mountains of Colorado, new reports have arisen of the creature — the existence of which has long been debated — being spotted lumbering around the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pro-Palestinian protesters swarmed the White House gates on Saturday evening, demanding a ceasefire in the Gaza Strip while chastising President Joe Biden for siding with Israel in its war against Hamas.
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Americans are beginning to suspect President Obama might be gay after being spotted driving about town in a new Ford Raptor while drinking a Bud Light.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Students and campus staffers have been caught — on multiple college campuses in the United States — tearing down posters of missing or kidnapped Israeli citizens in the wake of the devastating Hamas terrorist attacks that took place just over a week ago.
Published: Saturday, November 4th, 2023 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis was seen last night waving around a joint in front of local police officers in a desperate attempt to get arrested and have a cool mugshot just like Trump.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New York City Councilwoman Inna Vernikov was taken into custody.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 11:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The second 2024 Republican presidential debate is here.
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 2:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Attorney General Alliance has become “laundromat” for nefarious entities working to influence American politics, critics say
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 12:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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The U.S. Senate passed on Wednesday a formal dress code, putting an end to the brief reign of “The Fetterman Rule” named after Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) and his penchant for casual attire.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 9:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"New York is the most unequal state with the most billionaires in it."
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A so-called conservative was spotted exercising while wearing noise-canceling earbuds DESPITE previous claims of being totally against cancel culture.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 3:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Actress Sandra Bullock put her Hollywood career on hold to care for her longtime boyfriend, Bryan Randall, after he was diagnosed with a debilitating terminal disease.
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 7:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld evidence collected after a warrantless search in a child pornography case from Kannapolis.
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 4:31 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions
Published: Wednesday, August 30th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Volodymyr Zelensky breathed a sigh of relief Monday after learning an attempted coup in Russia had failed, all but guaranteeing that war with Russia would continue, possibly forever.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 1:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The city has spent $1.2 billion on helping the migrants.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Lawmakers held an explosive hearing on Wednesday on the topic of UFOs, and things got, well, weird.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In the wake of ex-chief Chris Licht’s sudden exit, CNN was apparently thrust deep into the throes of an identity crisis – and nowhere was that more evident than in their breathless coverage on Tuesday of Trump prosecutor Jack Smith’s … sandwich?
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 10:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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A lawyer for Hunter Biden sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding former President Donald Trump stop making comments that could potentially put the First Family in danger.
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 10:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Some are kind of small, three feet at most. Others are more than four times larger, as big as a car.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former Secretary of State and renowned fingernail collector Hillary Clinton was spotted in downtown New York City sporting a "But Her Murder Victims" hat this week.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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KNOXVILLE, TN — Local men Dave Harding and Tyler Daniels, while hard at work helping their friends move furniture out of their apartment, have just announced unprompted that the couch isn't heavy at all, it's just an awkward shape.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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