Former President Donald Trump filed notices of appeal on Monday, asking New York state’s mid-level appeals court to overturn the judgment in a controversial civil fraud case that totaled a stunning $454 million, including interest.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 2:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Thanks to a study that went viral on social media, the world learned this past week about 'menu anxiety' - which is apparently the fear of having to order food off a menu.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 1:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"We will win in the appellate division."
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 8:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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As part of an ongoing corporate initiative to show solidarity with the Palestinian people and support anti-Zionist liberation efforts, kiosks at the global coffee chain Starbucks will now ask customers if they would like to donate $1 to buy a bullet for Hamas.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 10:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, several sightings of an Osama Bin Laden poster in the style of the classic Obama "HOPE" poster have been reported at universities across America.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to smooth things over with the Jewish community after baristas voiced support for Hamas, coffee giant Starbucks has begun to give Jewish customers a little something extra by placing a yellow star sticker on their coffee cups.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's something that's been debated by Bible scholars since the Earth was created some 6,023 years ago: what will the Mark of the Beast mentioned in the book of Revelation turn out to be?
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Reese's cups have all been eaten and another Halloween is in the books — meaning it's time for The Babylon Bee's roundup of the scariest costumes we saw in 2023! Read on -- if you dare:
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Capitalists and communists have been at each other's throats for years — but why? Aren't they, deep down, all just the same? To find out, we recruited a team of expert political scientists to explain the key differences between these two ideologies so we can feel smarter.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Every company wants to grow, thrive, and be successful, but only truly GREAT companies want to do it by focusing obsessively on the skin color and sexuality of their workers.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A mob of pro–Palestinian protesters attempted to kick in a door at Grand Central Station in New York City on Friday night as demonstrators throughout the city tore down American flags and vandalized buildings.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to combat climate change and reduce excess waste, coffee shop mega-chain Starbucks has announced it will eliminate its paper cups effective immediately and begin pouring coffee directly down the throats of its customers.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An expert panel of sociologists has weighed in on the decline of Western civilization, and they believe they've found the exact moment that our society began to crumble:
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A barista working the morning shift at a local Starbucks had plenty of wisdom to volunteer upon an unsuspecting customer wearing a Tesla t-shirt about how Elon Musk was making all the wrong financial decisions.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 7:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you hate those paper straws with every fiber of your being? Well, good news — you might have a medical and environmental excuse never to use them again. Turns out, new information suggests they are worse for both you and the planet.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning display of determination and perseverance, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has shown the world that illiteracy is no match for ambition and dreams.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Race hustling is good money if you can get it — the key is not to be sued while you’re doing it.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 1:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Leftists are devastated this morning after the Supreme Court passed down a new ruling that will ban robbing those who didn't attend college to pay for the expensive and useless degrees of those who did.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 12:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former CNN host Don Lemon has quickly landed on his feet after his sudden firing yesterday, as he will now have the opportunity to continue lecturing the American public from his new position as a barista at his local Starbucks.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Katy Benson called her husband Graham this morning to inform him that the minivan had suffered a "rapid unscheduled disassembly."
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 9:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz asserted during a Senate hearing Wednesday that American cities have worrisome crime and homelessness problems which have impaired the company’s operations.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 6:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Due to quality control issues, Saint Peter's questionnaire at the Pearly Gates has gotten stricter. Still think you can get into heaven with all your terrible opinions? Check out this list and find out!
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A federal appeals court upheld a lower court decision Thursday which prevented the Biden administration from enforcing a COVID vaccine mandate for federal employees.
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 1:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Witnesses were left to draw their own conclusions when they observed a man walking through downtown carrying a leather satchel over his shoulder.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 8:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the social media company would dismiss 10,000 employees and cease efforts to fill 5,000 open roles amid economic turmoil and lackluster performance.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 10:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The annual number of vehicle thefts in the United States surpassed one million for the first time since 2008, according to an analysis released Wednesday.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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TikTok users are fascinated by “Bare Minimum Mondays,” a trend which encourages employees to exert as little effort as possible on the first day of the work week.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 7:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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When socialism arrives, you're going to want to be ready to "look at the glass as half-full" – even if the glass is empty or even if there is no glass! Here are 10 new perspectives you can adopt in the glorious socialist utopia that will help you make the best of things!
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Headlines detailing pro-union pushes at Amazon, Starbucks, and other big companies, coupled with President Biden’s vow to be the “most pro-union President leading the most pro-union administration in American history,” may lead us to think union membership is seeing a resurgence.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 9:04 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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One year ago, The Daily Wire helped strike a blow for freedom when the United States Supreme Court ruled that the Biden administration could not mandate the COVID vaccine for employees.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 12:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Is your husband cheating on you? We here at the Babylon Bee hate marital infidelity, so we consulted marriage experts to learn all the troubling signs to look for when a man isn't being faithful.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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