Though President Biden initially took a victory lap, it looks like a devastating rail strike may be in the country’s future
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 7:41 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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In a move that seems destined to produce both increased interest and controversy, coffee giant Starbucks has announced the start of a new promotion in which customers will receive a free shot of espresso if they are able to correctly guess their barista's gender when ordering
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 5:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A wave of Twitter users began impersonating government officials and major corporations after Elon Musk introduced a new scheme for verifying users on the platform.
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 8:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Pennsylvania House of Representatives voted on Wednesday to impeach controversial Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner (D-PA).
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 9:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a groundbreaking affirmative action program aimed at diversifying its workforce, Starbucks has hired its first and only straight white cis-male barista.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 9:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke. Experts agree that overdosing on the devilish concoction is the leading cause of death during the fall season. Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for these warning signs:
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican Oregon gubernatorial candidate Christine Drazan is releasing a new ad discussing her dreams for a better Oregon.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 1:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Being a homophobic bigot is one of the worst things you can be. It's just like being Hitler! To make sure you're not a homophobic bigot, keep an eye out for these eight troubling signs. If you show any one of these symptoms, get help immediately.
Published: Friday, October 14th, 2022 @ 2:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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America's national debt just passed $31 trillion for the first time in history. Yikes! Don't worry though, we at The Babylon Bee have a few brilliant money-raising ideas up our sleeves that Congress probably hasn't heard of yet.
Published: Thursday, October 13th, 2022 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Yes, college is expensive and will saddle you with crushing debt in exchange for no useful life skills, but it's worth it, because it will make you smart.
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 2:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Are you trying to break a coffee addiction? Have no fear, the self-help experts at the Babylon Bee are here! We assembled our research team and found the top 7 ways to wean yourself off coffee:
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 1:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 3.9-magnitude earthquake over the weekend caused thousands of Californians to pull up Twitter on their phones and post asking if anyone else felt the earthquake.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 5:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey capitalists! You still think your system is perfect? Well, think again! Capitalism is one of the worst things to happen to humanity and we'll show you why.
Published: Monday, August 29th, 2022 @ 12:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A plan from President Joe Biden to cancel $10,000 in student loans per borrower threatens to worsen already lackluster military recruitment.
Published: Monday, August 29th, 2022 @ 11:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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Times have been hard for Fairfield Valley Shopping Center, with most of its retail stores going out of business over the last few years. According to sources, all vacant spaces are now occupied by either Spirit Halloween or Starbucks.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz blasted the leadership of Democrat-run cities for abdicating their duty to address crime and homelessness after the chain shut down several stores due to safety concerns.
Published: Tuesday, July 26th, 2022 @ 10:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Yet another Texas-based company is reacting to Roe v. Wade being overturned by offering employees money to choose adoption rather than abortion, according to an op-ed in Newsweek.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 2:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Show us a pulpit, and you've shown us everything we need to know about its pastor. In fact, our panel of theology experts on staff at The Babylon Bee have the God-given ability to judge with 99.97% accuracy the theology of a church just based on its pulpit.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 2:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Being a conservative working at Starbucks is more dangerous than being a Navy Seal behind enemy lines. If you want to play a fun game, try looking for the closeted conservative at your local Starbucks.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple Waffle House locations have been forced to close their doors permanently following an uptick in public safety and a drastic reduction in crime.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 11:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A recently-published study presented a worrying statistic regarding the masses of Californians migrating to other states. The study finds 92% of those fleeing the Golden State don't survive the first winter.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 11:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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5 Things to Know About Orientation
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 10:31 am
By: ECU News Services
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North Carolina Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper signed three bills into law yesterday, June 14, including one that legalizes FDA-approved THC medications.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 2:36 am
By: Carolina Journal
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According to sources, Starbucks engineers have almost perfected a cup of coffee half as good as the one at McDonald's. If achieved, Starbucks sales are expected to increase by over 1%.
Published: Friday, June 24th, 2022 @ 12:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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S.B. 448 Controlled Substances Act could fast track only FDA approved drugs containing marijuana in North Carolina.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 11:59 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for.
Published: Friday, March 25th, 2022 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Unions and their Democrat supporters have eyed North Carolina’s strong economy and manufacturing industry for years, but lately the heat has been turning up amid COVID business lockdowns, labor shortages, and a looming 2022 election.
Published: Monday, March 21st, 2022 @ 6:55 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Starbucks announced in a memo this week that it will no longer require that its employees be vaccinated against the coronavirus after the Supreme Court rejected Democrat President Joe Biden’s vaccine mandate for large private businesses.
Published: Friday, January 28th, 2022 @ 8:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Social media users made #BareShelvesBiden trend near the top of Twitter on Sunday as they vented frustration over supply chain issues that continue to impact many U.S. consumers.
Published: Wednesday, January 12th, 2022 @ 3:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Welfare or workfare which is better for Afghans?
Published: Friday, September 17th, 2021 @ 4:06 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Employers, Employees Serving as Volunteers in their Communities Across NC
Published: Tuesday, June 29th, 2021 @ 2:56 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Minges opens for vaccination clinic
Published: Saturday, April 10th, 2021 @ 2:55 pm
By: ECU News Services
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ECU student groups thank ‘health care heroes’ with free coffee
Published: Saturday, March 27th, 2021 @ 9:13 am
By: ECU News Services
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