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Is Bidenomics getting you down? With so many people struggling in the current economic environment, it's helpful to know what you can afford.
Published: Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 @ 3:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sushi and Japanese steakhouse Benihana offered pop superstar Britney Spears an attractive offer to come work as one of their famed Hibachi chefs after the singer posted a video online this week of her dancing and gyrating with two large steak knives in her hands.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man John Archer has decided to resume wearing a mask in order to let everyone around him know he's terrible at risk analysis.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the burger chain Five Guys growing to include more than 1,700 locations, a sixth guy is currently kicking himself for choosing to leave the business in its early stages.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After suffering a humiliating defeat in Chicago's mayoral election, Lori Lightfoot blamed her stunning loss on "those tricksy hobbitses."
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Prime Minister of Japan admitted today that sushi was a giant prank by the people of Japan to see if they could get people to actually eat raw fish.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 5:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sumitomo Forestry America will invest $19.5 million in Archdale
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 11:22 pm
By: Governor's Office
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DoorDash announced the launch of a new premium service DoorDash+, where they will at least make a small effort to get your order correct.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Uh oh! You just came across something incriminating about Hillary Clinton! Whatever you do, don't go to the press! They know everything anyway. Trust no one!
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 11:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Elon Musk challenged Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY) this week to poll her followers on Twitter to see who they trusted less, billionaires or politicians.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 12:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk mocked Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) on Friday using her past words against her after she appeared to take a shot at him on social media without directly using his name.
Published: Sunday, May 8th, 2022 @ 10:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught partying at a densely packed bar in Miami over the weekend without a mask as the state she represents grapples with a devastatingly high number of coronavirus cases.
Published: Tuesday, January 4th, 2022 @ 11:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) faced backlash late on Thursday night after she was reportedly caught in Miami Beach as New York City was decimated by a record number of coronavirus cases.
Published: Monday, January 3rd, 2022 @ 8:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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The office of Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis responded Friday to reports of far-left Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NYC) dining out maskless in Miami Beach as COVID-19 cases spike in New York City.
Published: Saturday, January 1st, 2022 @ 5:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY) was reportedly caught in Miami Beach on Thursday evening as New York City was decimated by a record number of coronavirus cases.
Published: Saturday, January 1st, 2022 @ 11:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday, LAPD Chief Michel Moore confirmed the arrest of a second man in connection to an alleged anti-Semitic attack on a group of Jewish men dining at a Los Angeles sushi restaurant last week.
Published: Sunday, June 6th, 2021 @ 11:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The COVID-19 pandemic has already cost more than 35 million Americans their jobs, and now everything’s about to cost more, too (some stuff already does).
Published: Wednesday, May 20th, 2020 @ 2:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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RiceWrap Foods Corporation, a food manufacturer with a unique, patent-pending method of producing and delivering rice for sushi, will create 305 new jobs in Granville County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2018 @ 2:41 am
By: Governor's Office
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It’s just a joke, not a deep political analysis, I did not even make this up, I stole it
Published: Tuesday, July 28th, 2015 @ 3:45 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Stan has spurred me to further research over the Conservative / Liberal split. Unbeknownst to me a good old High School buddy supplied me with the ultimate answer!
Published: Saturday, January 24th, 2015 @ 11:41 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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Salmon is best appreciated when sauteed in a buttery sauce of common herbs and served on a clean plate. If prepared properly everything else is secondary.
Published: Friday, January 10th, 2014 @ 4:30 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Lawyer Rufino has supplied our funnybones with a bit of sustenance for one our favorite subjects: the plight, or is it blight, of lawyers.
Published: Thursday, August 5th, 2010 @ 11:40 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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