A catastrophic tragedy has befallen the former socialist utopia of Argentina as 1 billion citizens have already died due to Libertarian candidate Javier Milei being elected president.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Immediately after Argentinians did the unthinkable and elected an actual libertarian to an actual political office, a shipful of libertarian immigrants was seen departing a New Hampshire port Monday morning "in search of a better life in the New World of Argentina."
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 2:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Whether our future will prove to be a blessing or a curse"
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 6:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Merchandising companies released an updated version of the iconic 'COEXIST' bumper sticker this week with the Star Of David removed and replaced by the image of Hamas paragliders.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, the Biden administration announced its latest move to weaken U.S. energy independence as the Department of Interior announced that it will propose a plan that will generate “the fewest oil and gas lease sales in history” for offshore drilling over the next five years or so.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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WORLD — A newly released report has revealed that people are following their hearts at record levels, with remarkably disastrous results.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 11:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Global warming” is out, “global boiling” is in, United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres announced Thursday.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 1:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Seba, son of Cush, became frustrated following an event dubbed by scribes as the "confusion of languages" after realizing he missed out on the sweet British accent some of the other people got.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 1:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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No sun = no plants, food, animals and humans
Published: Thursday, July 6th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Stay free
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Lord of Darkness dropped by Congress to offer testimony on behalf of his favorite app, TikTok.
Published: Friday, April 7th, 2023 @ 11:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When socialism arrives, you're going to want to be ready to "look at the glass as half-full" – even if the glass is empty or even if there is no glass! Here are 10 new perspectives you can adopt in the glorious socialist utopia that will help you make the best of things!
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Special Climate Envoy John Kerry apparently sold his wife’s family jet last summer after much scrutiny over his gas-guzzling habits.
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 10:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local progressive and Anitfa member Declan Johnson has started to question his commitment to the communist revolution over concerns about a potential lack of gluten-free bread lines.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Have you ever sat at work while drinking a burnt cup of coffee-turned-lukewarm and wondered what exactly you’re working so hard for in President Joe Biden’s economy?
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Make more staying home
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 6:52 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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"There is no sugarcoating it. The collapse has been a dumpster fire. Users left out to dry. Ecosystem in limbo." - Rep. Patrick McHenry, R-NC.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 8:40 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Political leaders and the media have been warning of a “threat to democracy” for months
Published: Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 @ 2:32 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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People have long memories and this fact was on public display during this last election cycle.
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 12:13 am
By: John W. LaCava
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Teens Take Charge, Which Accused Opponents Of Leftist Education Policy Of Racism, Says Its Leader Inflicted 'Harm' On Children
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 4:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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"I have actors come up to me on the set over the last five, six years saying, 'Hey, thank you for being a voice for us.'"
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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‘I trust that Russia will return to 20% on Saturday, but no one can really say’
Published: Thursday, September 1st, 2022 @ 8:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Liberal progressives embrace conformity.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 2:42 pm
By: John Lacava
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Today is the 92nd birthday of arguably the most influential social and political theorist of our generation, Thomas Sowell.
Published: Sunday, July 17th, 2022 @ 7:21 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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There are many people who overlook the brilliance of the US Constitution. They argue that it is outdated and unfit to adequately govern such a modern nation as ours in the 21st century.
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 2:54 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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Joe Biden is president. It's time to accept it. But this isn't the case in every reality. We sent one of our Babylon Bee investigative reporters across the multiverse, and he came back with great news from one universe where Trump got reelected.
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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