A bridge was built between two worlds today as a grateful gender studies graduate artfully wrote "Thank You" in latte art for a plumber who paid for her student loans.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 12:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A college graduate with a very expensive Master's degree in Ancient Sumerian Poetry wrote a massive check to a plumber this week, prompting him to question every decision he's made in his adult life.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Five people were killed over the weekend in Plum, Pennsylvania, after a house exploded in a neighborhood, according to local officials.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 1:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man found himself in a jam when his toilet failed to flush yesterday morning. Rather than call a professional plumber to fix the issue, the man called upon the entire backlog of plumbing knowledge he has accumulated during his life: jiggling the toilet handle.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Western Alliance stock plummeted and partially recovered on Thursday as news outlets published reports that the regional bank would consider a sale, a claim the firm denied.
Published: Saturday, May 6th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Shares in First Republic Bank plummeted some 26% on Friday morning even after a rescue deal backed by a number of large financial institutions.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Americans are now saving the smallest portion of their earnings in nearly two decades, according to data released on Thursday by the Bureau of Economic Analysis.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 3:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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Plumbers across the country are advising voting stations to perform common-sense pipe inspections ahead of midterm elections in light of a bombshell new report that speculates water pipes are so excited for midterms "they could just burst."
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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BrassCraft Manufacturing Company, leading provider of rough plumbing products, will create nearly 100 new jobs in Davidson County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today.
Published: Wednesday, February 2nd, 2022 @ 11:35 am
By: Governor's Office
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A group of Texas sheriffs sued the Biden administration last week for restricting the authority of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to take and deport illegal immigrants.
Published: Thursday, July 22nd, 2021 @ 12:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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For Ray Pickett, May was supposed to be a strong month at the Blowing Rock Inn, which he and his wife own and manage.
Published: Thursday, May 14th, 2020 @ 8:47 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) scores for the 2018 administration of U.S. history, civics, and geography tests were released in a series of highlight reports today.
Published: Tuesday, April 28th, 2020 @ 6:15 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Visions of sugarplums? Not me, instead I'm having visions of a Greek dinner for Christmas. There was never one special meal we always had for Christmas when I was a child.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2016 @ 7:32 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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I woke up this Sunday before Christmas, in Elizabeth City. I am usually the first one to wake, no matter, the roof I am under, and today was no different.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2016 @ 5:12 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Clearing clog pipes and other issues
Published: Saturday, May 30th, 2015 @ 1:50 am
By: Bobby Tony
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If you didn't listen to the Prez's speeches, you wouldn't know what it means to be a good American.
Published: Monday, August 4th, 2014 @ 10:16 am
By: Jim Bispo
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