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Bobby Tony's New Year Resoluiton

My New Year's Resolution

   I always set high goals for my New Year Resolutions. That way when I fail to live up to them, it is easier to explain that they may have been unrealistically obtainable by a normal human being.

   This year my resolution was to be less sarcastic and more tolerant.  You know, try not to judge other people too quickly but give them the benefit of the doubt that they are truly sincere in their intentions.

   Imagine my surprise when my morning snack snapped me into breaking my New Year Resolution on the first day of the new year. 

Alas, there is always next year, when I may promise to save the world or at least earn a participation


   I am sure they mean well; after all some of the ingredients were


_ _ _ _ _ _    Disclaimer: This post may include Sarcastic, Intolerant comments and Quick Judgement contrary to the policy of Bobby Tony in 2020.


( January 1st, 2020 @ 11:43 am )
I know. One should never cut their fingers on the sharp edges when that multi-ply paper just is not quite thick enough.
( January 1st, 2020 @ 11:29 am )
It may all depend on just how large those "occasional nut shell pieces" are when they complete the cycle on the way to the Sewage Plant.
( January 1st, 2020 @ 11:11 am )
The "occasional nut shell pieces" is the very extraneous fiber that not only improves diet, but increases the profit margins of these social conscious corporations everywhere.
( January 1st, 2020 @ 9:39 am )
Many Doctors will tell you the one of the biggest dangers to your health is SUGAR. But saving the world from CLIMATE CHANGE has such a much better ring to it. Don't forget to look out for those "occasional nut shell pieces"

I think I can safely say I have broken my resolution, but I doubt anyone actually placed a bet considering the long odds.

Best Wishes for a healthy, prosperous and safe new year.
( January 1st, 2020 @ 9:29 am )
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas to the perpetually innovative Bobby Tony - saving the World one breakfast snack at a time.

Thank-you Bobby Tony. You have proved that the World still needs you.

Joe Biden, who Seeks the Presidency, should rather try Comedy The Old Rooster Crows, Public Vignettes, Visiting Writers, Today's Literature, Somebody's Laughing, The Arts TMc: Count Your Chips


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