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The ever present humorist, at least by BCN's class, Bobby Tony, makes known his wide range of opinions that one should take quite seriously ... or not.

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The Old Rooster Crows  

The ever present humorist, at least by BCN's class, Bobby Tony, makes known his wide range of opinions that one should take quite seriously ... or not.

Since Elections fever is in the air, I thought I would pass along this explanation of why Bureaucracies never die.
Since Elections fever is in the air, I thought I would pass along this explanation of why Bureaucracies never die.
 
Every time I turn on the news, I hear about a very mild virus that is moving into the United States from South America.
Every time I turn on the news, I hear about a very mild virus that is moving into the United States from South America.
 
This election is too important to be left to the political class.
 
Recently I saw on TV where our old Liberal friends in New York are on a tear about excess salt in our food.
Recently I saw on TV where our old Liberal friends in New York are on a tear about excess salt in our food.
 
The death of a very successful chain due to too much leverage and a sister brand that failed to keep up with the changing times.
The death of a very successful chain due to too much leverage and a sister brand that failed to keep up with the changing times.
 
Have you ever heard anyone say "Don't tell anybody this but....."
 
Anybody who has ever been in sales and participated in a Sales Blitz may be able to sympathize with Marco Rubio.
Anybody who has ever been in sales and participated in a Sales Blitz may be able to sympathize with Marco Rubio.
 
Here is a non-biased / biased poll about free stuff.
 
He was the most decorated soldier of World War II and a movie star, but many do not know the rest of his story.
He was the most decorated soldier of World War II and a movie star, but many do not know the rest of his story.
 
We all have had one, but what do you do when the next one is just a as bad.
We all have had one, but what do you do when the next one is just a as bad.
 
Pepsi admits that its bottled water is just Tap Water
 
My computer keyboard quit working right in the middle of this post. I had to climb up in the attic and bring out the old Royal typewriter.
My computer keyboard quit working right in the middle of this post. I had to climb up in the attic and bring out the old Royal typewriter.
 
He was not one of my old drinking buddies, but I shared a few drinks with him over the years.
 
Here is how to tell when you have too much stuff when you are taking a two day trip. It is possible that the same applies to a 3-hour tour.
Here is how to tell when you have too much stuff when you are taking a two day trip. It is possible that the same applies to a 3-hour tour.
 
Fun with the Thesaurus and other Trivialities
 
Centuries from now or maybe just a few years from now, some forensic archaeologist will be digging through our history and conclude we did not know how to read and write.
Centuries from now or maybe just a few years from now, some forensic archaeologist will be digging through our history and conclude we did not know how to read and write.
 
The icon picture is Larry Patrick and Playboy Playmate Candy Loving who was representing Budweiser Beer.
The icon picture is Larry Patrick and Playboy Playmate Candy Loving who was representing Budweiser Beer.
 
One hundred and fifty one years after the end of the civil war, we still cannot resolve the fundamental differences that existed then and to some extent exist now. Civil War, Martin Luther King, I have a dream, MLK Birthday
One hundred and fifty one years after the end of the civil war, we still cannot resolve the fundamental differences that existed then and to some extent exist now. Civil War, Martin Luther King, I have a dream, MLK Birthday
 
A while back, I had a series on Beaufort County Now about teachers that made an impact on my life. Some bosses also had an impact.
A while back, I had a series on Beaufort County Now about teachers that made an impact on my life. Some bosses also had an impact.
 
;A Pecan pie is better if you picked the pecans, shelled them and made the ice cream yourself
;A Pecan pie is better if you picked the pecans, shelled them and made the ice cream yourself
 
The First thing I would do after changing my underwear would be to follow the "Would I kid u? Smartfella's advice".
The First thing I would do after changing my underwear would be to follow the "Would I kid u? Smartfella's advice".
 
If you are cursed with that dreaded of all mental conditions of having an overactive mind that requires constant input, I have a suggestion for you.
If you are cursed with that dreaded of all mental conditions of having an overactive mind that requires constant input, I have a suggestion for you.
 
Aside from the obvious investment value of certain antiques, there is a valid reason for everyone to have a few scattered around the house or property.
Aside from the obvious investment value of certain antiques, there is a valid reason for everyone to have a few scattered around the house or property.
 
A brief message from Hillary Rodham Clinton.
 
Logic is the strong suit of computers, but it can seem that they have more cognitive ability than they do.
Logic is the strong suit of computers, but it can seem that they have more cognitive ability than they do.
 
Ted McDonald and I were discussing out posts in Beaufort County Now and I expressed my opinion that the obsession with views should only be of concern to the publisher since it will increase exposure.
Ted McDonald and I were discussing out posts in Beaufort County Now and I expressed my opinion that the obsession with views should only be of concern to the publisher since it will increase exposure.
 
Well, as my old dad used to say "I think you might have finally stepped in the s#*t."; Maybe the Donald has finally done the same.
Well, as my old dad used to say "I think you might have finally stepped in the s#*t."; Maybe the Donald has finally done the same.
 
Warning, spoiler alert: The old Rooster crows about Gun & Knife Control and other nonsense.
Warning, spoiler alert: The old Rooster crows about Gun & Knife Control and other nonsense.
 
Each year-end brings the usual look back on those that have passed during the year. Here is my incomplete list of Music Icons that have passed in last twelve months. The list was compiled extemporaneously during the year as the news was reported.
Each year-end brings the usual look back on those that have passed during the year. Here is my incomplete list of Music Icons that have passed in last twelve months. The list was compiled extemporaneously during the year as the news was reported.
 
Bobby Tony is thankful for this country and the opportunity it gave to my grandparents.
Bobby Tony is thankful for this country and the opportunity it gave to my grandparents.
 
I think that every major in college should require a separate test to gain admission to that field of study.
I think that every major in college should require a separate test to gain admission to that field of study.
 
A Texan explains his approach to dealing with rattlesnakes on his ranch.
A Texan explains his approach to dealing with rattlesnakes on his ranch.
 
In is in the nature of humans to try to find order and organization in all things.
In is in the nature of humans to try to find order and organization in all things.
 
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