An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays, but open on Sundays.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The cellular outage that crippled service for AT&T customers all over the U.S. on Thursday was likely the result of a software update gone wrong, the company said.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new lengthy report into President Joe Biden’s failure to secure the U.S. southern border revealed that the crisis that Biden created has caused internal strife inside the White House which has further exacerbated the issue.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 9:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Multiple people were shot and at least one was killed when gunfire erupted at a parade celebrating the Kansas City Chiefs’ Super Bowl win this week.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities announced they had no choice but to put down Stephen Colbert after the late-night host tragically went mad from rabies last week.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 2:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Acknowledging the current hostile climate toward Jews around the globe, a local Jewish family decided to carry out their traditional Hanukkah celebration this year in the safety of their neighbor's attic.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Studies have shown that there is never a "bad" time to fire up a cigar, but there are some instances when it's just more enjoyable or impactful than others.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Iran, the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism and the backers of the terrorist group Hezbollah in Lebanon, is reportedly speeding up its transfer of precision weapons to Hezbollah as Israel is rumored to be preparing for a war to protect itself in the north.
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 3:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Moviegoers were dismayed to learn the new release Napoleon is about some French guy instead of an eccentric young llama owner with an affinity for tots.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 2:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Leftist academics orchestrate smear of Texas history buff, paint an effort to highlight the state's slave history as the opposite
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 10:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Israeli mother whose 28-year-old son, a hostage taken by Hamas, was mistakenly killed by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), recorded an unforgettable message of support for the IDF.
Published: Saturday, January 20th, 2024 @ 1:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) could be on the verge of facing a no-confidence vote through the same process that removed his predecessor, Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), as speaker last year.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 12:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man had his entire worldview radically altered today, coming to a revelatory new conclusion on geopolitical affairs after being stuck in traffic for three hours due to protesters blocking the freeway.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 12:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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California Governor Gavin Newsom initiated a last-minute cleanup of San Francisco ahead of a visit from China's communist dictator President Xi.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Harvard's lawyer contacted the Post, the paper said.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Maryland teacher is on leave while the school system investigates her for a string of anti-Semitic social media posts that included creating a list of wealthy Jews in her county, claiming they horde wealth while contributing nothing to society, and calling for “class war.”
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 9:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Immigration Agent Who ‘Celebrates’ Hamas Is Using Paid Leave From DHS To Threaten Military OfficialsNejwa Ali, a former spokeswoman for the Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO) who the U.S. Department of Homeland Security hired to vet asylum seekers, was put on paid leave after The Daily Wire exposed her extreme bias and anti-Semitism.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mrs. Russell, social climbing wife of a Railroad robber baron, is scolding her son. Larry is having an affair with a rich Newport widow for whom he is redesigning a house.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Residents have been filling City Hall with complaints after a city planner successfully placed "No U-Turn" signs at every intersection where any driver might actually want to make a U-turn.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"They get everything, and he gets nothing."
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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An unspeakable horror was averted today as a Federal Bureau of Investigation tactical team expertly rushed by an angry mob of pro-Palestinian protestors screaming "Kill the Jews" to quickly arrest an elderly woman who was quietly praying outside a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 7:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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To quiet controversy surrounding statements made about Jewish students facing antisemitism on campus, UPenn President Liz Magill announced the start of a new school tradition where she will hold a ceremony to light the "Please Don't Pull That $100 Million Donation" Menorah.
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 1:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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State Supreme Court justices split on a decision to vacate a Court of Appeals ruling addressing a media outlet's "fair report privilege." The decision prompted commentary from four of the court's seven justices.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A Satan-worshipping cult of pedophiles is blackmailing girls into cutting themselves — but the FBI didn’t seem interested in that so much as the fact that one of its members once used the n-word, a Daily Wire investigation found.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Slams police for double standard by protecting leftists while harassing conservatives
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 2:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump has increased his lead in the Real Clear Politics average of national polls against President Joe Biden in recent weeks as Democrats sound alarm bells about Biden’s chances in 2024.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 10:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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A political statistician suggested on Monday that the Democratic Party should consider finding a new candidate to run for the White House in 2024 if President Joe Biden fails to run a “normal campaign,” becoming the latest analyst to cite concerns about his chances of winning a second term.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 8:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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A congressman on Tuesday wrote to Attorney General Merrick Garland to demand that he fire a high-ranking attorney for violating nonpartisanship rules by running for the Loudoun County School Board as a Democrat in today’s state election.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 6:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Harvard President Claudine Gay has unveiled a brand-new U-boat that will be used by the university's heavyweight rowing team to decimate their competitors.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 7:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mystery novelist Daniel Friedman took to X on Saturday to explain why so many young progressives — many of whom had grown up reading and loving the Harry Potter series — had grown so angry with author J.K. Rowling in recent years.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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Target CEO: Conservatives Upset Over Trans Merch More Dangerous To Employees Than George Floyd RiotsTarget CEO Brian Cornell deflected when he was pressed Thursday about specific Target products that generated a boycott starting in May, while suggesting blowback over transgender merch came from violent customers who threatened his employees’ safety more than the George Floyd riots.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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