According to sources, several sightings of an Osama Bin Laden poster in the style of the classic Obama "HOPE" poster have been reported at universities across America.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the world's attention focused on Middle Eastern religious butchering, Russia prepares to deliver the coup de grace to the Bidens' primary dollar laundering Kiev facility with a shattering Winter offensive.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A new peer-reviewed thesis has made a compelling argument that the Apostle Thomas only believed that Jesus Christ had risen from the dead after seeing Jesus's face miraculously appear on his slice of toast one morning.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After suspicions arose from users over lingering bias and political suppression, owner/billionaire/inventor Elon Musk immediately set out to find the responsible employees by building an elaborate trap baited with avocado toast.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 12:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The heated Division III rivalry between the East Pasadena Community College Golden Cuttlefish and the Technical College of Southeastern Bakersfield Fightin' Avocados has grown to epic proportions as the final minute of the basketball game heads into day three.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 11:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local ophthalmologist Dr. Kyler Moore has admitted that the air puff machine doesn't measure anything, and eye doctors do that purely for the joy of watching people flinch.
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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To create yummy meals that satisfy and nourish, here's how to work with the colors, flavors and smells of this year's autumn harvest
Published: Tuesday, October 15th, 2019 @ 9:57 pm
By: LifeZette
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The "early service" was a quiet and peaceful affair, today. A soft glow in the sky heralded the new day.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2018 @ 1:58 am
By: Michele Rhem
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I barely made the early service, this morning. A light rain was falling and it compelled me to linger a few extra moments.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2018 @ 1:19 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Jennys' birthday, dawned bright and clear, much like the day she was born. Lyla and I sang "Happy Birthday" several times before breakfast. Lyla wanted a cake and party hats to confirm the occasion, at breakfast.
Published: Wednesday, January 24th, 2018 @ 4:13 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Eggs are one of the highest quality sources of protein, with the healthiest part being the yolk. Vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants (such as lutein) are found in the yolk.
Published: Friday, July 13th, 2012 @ 9:01 am
By: David Winstead
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