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Montana trans lawmaker Zooey Zephyr, formerly known as Zachary Raasch, feels strongly that he has nailed his audition as Bud Light's next spokesperson after leading loud demonstrations in the Montana State Capitol last week.
Published: Wednesday, May 31st, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a move designed to both bring in some extra revenue for the federal government as well as send a message of encouragement to the public to get vaccinated, tonight's State of the Union address from President Joe Biden will be sponsored by Pfizer.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 10:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Viewers of the 65th Annual Grammy Awards slammed a performance on Sunday by Sam Smith and Kim Petras as “demonic” over its satanic theme.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby have begun the process of shopping for a brand-new designer baby to adopt as their own — hopefully one that matches their shoes and will look fetching when they're walking with it down Grove Street.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 1:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A teddy bear became seriously injured Sunday night when it couldn't remember the right safe word during a progressive bondage-themed photoshoot for kids at Balenciaga headquarters.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 11:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Colorado Shooting Suspect Identifies As “Nonbinary,” Attorneys Say
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 10:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Baal, the ancient Mesopotamian deity described in scripture and demonological textbooks such as Pseudomonarchia Daemonum has distanced itself from Balenciaga after the company's recent scandal.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Balenciaga is facing a wave of online criticism after a MyPillow pillow was spotted in the background of one of the company's photo shoots for its winter collection. The CEO of MyPillow Mike Lindell is known for his strong support of Donald Trump.
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 7:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Homeless vagrant Jean-Michel de Beauvoir won the coveted Palme d'Louvre award for Best in Fashion after stumbling onto the stage during Paris Fashion Week during a Balenciaga show.
Published: Tuesday, October 11th, 2022 @ 1:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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