With profound sadness, we announce the passing of Randy Gray Moore, II, aged 51, a beloved son, brother, uncle, cousin, and friend.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 7:05 am
By: Announcements
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local Government Commission Approves Over $300 Million in Financing Requests
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 8:01 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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2 mens’ basketball teams under investigation
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 11:03 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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King encourages grads to plant seeds of hope
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:21 am
By: ECU News Services
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Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said during an event this week that he does not believe that men with gender dysphoria should be allowed to compete against women in sports.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 11:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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A man was reportedly robbed at gunpoint on Wednesday just outside of the arena for the Washington Wizards
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 5:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Just one day after signing the richest contract in baseball history, Shohei Ohtani has reportedly begun having second thoughts about the Dodgers after meeting his new hitting coaches.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 5:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani signed a record-shattering $700 million contract today with the Los Angeles Dodgers, which will net him about 58 bucks after taxes.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Starting the new year, the second-ranked Republican in the House endorsed former President Donald Trump in the 2024 election.
Published: Monday, February 19th, 2024 @ 9:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local little league baseball player found himself embroiled in controversy this week, as he was confronted with accusations that he wears 12% blackface when taking the field for games.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local t-ball player Luther Haddox locked up his team's "Most Valuable Player" award after running somewhat in the general direction of first base.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an unexpected move, First Baptist Church of Gastonia has scored a tremendous coup for next spring's local church softball league by signing superstar outfielder/pitcher Shohei Otani to a lucrative 10-year, $600 million contract.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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DENTWOOD, IA — Sources at the Mannfred household confirmed Monday that 35-year-old Kurt Mannfred's stack of Christmas gifts was "virtually indistinguishable" from the sort of presents that would have been given to a 9-year-old boy.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Lord has granted a World Series championship to the Texas Rangers, the one and only Major League Baseball team to not host a Pride Night.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 2:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Capitalists and communists have been at each other's throats for years — but why? Aren't they, deep down, all just the same? To find out, we recruited a team of expert political scientists to explain the key differences between these two ideologies so we can feel smarter.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a horrific yet tiny accident, Houston Astros second baseman José Altuve was accidentally stepped on as the Texas Rangers stormed the mound to celebrate making it to the World Series.
Published: Thursday, December 14th, 2023 @ 10:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. Wilson Eric Dunbar, age 73, a resident of Plymouth, NC died Wednesday December 6, 2023, at ECU Medical Center in Greenville.
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Announcements
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In a huge victory for the disabled, Angel Hernandez has made history as the first blind umpire to call a game in Major League Baseball.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pulses increased throughout the sports world at a baseball game Tuesday night after a rogue fan abruptly jumped out of the stands and ran out onto the field, briefly turning it into a football game.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a complex world of international intrigue and shadowy conspiracies, who is to say what is right or wrong anymore? Are you a good guy, or a bad guy? WHO KNOWS!
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an attempt to shore up his abysmal approval ratings and poll numbers before the 2024 campaign season begins in earnest, President Joe Biden has unveiled a revamped approach to seeking re-election
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Retired Army Colonel Puts $1 Million of Own Money Into Campaign
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 12:02 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A local man spent the better part of Monday afternoon playing baseball with his son, tragically leaving him completely unaware of all the terrible things that were happening in the news.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A manhunt was underway on Wednesday as federal and local authorities searched through a wooded area of New Jersey for a suspect accused of charges related to the U.S. Capitol Breach on January 6.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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The New Hanover County Project was Among $1.9 Billion in Successful Financing Requests
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 7:44 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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It's hard to find a good movie these days, but even harder to find one that didn't plagiarize Scripture! Don't believe us? Here are eight famous films that you never knew ripped their entire plot straight from the Bible:
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 3:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to draw more fans to baseball, the MLB has done its best to make the sport less like baseball.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Buying and Constructing Buildings, Water and Sewer Projects Among Items Up for Votes on Tuesday
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 7:55 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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As North Carolina is America’s ninth most populous state, film and television producers are working with the Tarheel State in mind.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 4:12 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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