Mark 8:15 And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees, and of the leaven of Herod.
Published: Saturday, April 27th, 2024 @ 9:20 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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prosecutors appeal acquittal of member of parliament in lower court for posting Bible verse
Published: Sunday, April 21st, 2024 @ 9:14 am
By: John Steed
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It's a New Year, which means it's time to make resolutions — even for prominent evangelical leaders. The Babylon Bee asked the following well-known figures in the faith what they hope to accomplish in 2024:
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Republican-led Alabama House passed a bill on Thursday protecting in vitro fertilization (IVF) providers just a week after the state’s Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos are children.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 6:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In 2023, it seemed that a war against women was happening. Roe v. Wade was repealed after 50 years of precedent. Governors and Legislatures across the country put the clamps on abortion.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 2:33 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Billy Graham's experience
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 3:16 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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To clarify previous remarks on the nature of priestly blessings and same-sex couples, the see of Peter formally announced all such blessings are only appropriate if the priest ends the blessing by quickly adding, "No homo."
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 1:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man finally reached a significant life milestone after deciding that he should probably start learning the names of some of the people with whom he has attended church for the last 21 years.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Christians can be hard to buy gifts for. You've gotta know what they're into, what kinds of gifts they'd consider sinful, and most of all, what denomination they're a part of. There's no holiday faux pas like accidentally gifting a John MacArthur book to a charismatic.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 5:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Though many people try to make the case that religion and politics don't mix, the truth is that political affiliations have been a part of history for thousands of years. Even your most beloved biblical figures were committed supporters of specific political parties.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 10:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Choose wisely where you will spend eternity
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:03 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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There's been a lot of debate about Christians being involved in politics and the role their faith should play in voting and policymaking, but no one is asking the really important question: should Christians even vote at all?
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 7:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Let me get real with you, fam.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 8:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tom and I got married on a cold December Wednesday in the Ayden Christian Church at three o’clock in the afternoon.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 12:45 am
By: Lib Campbell
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What began as a pleasant seminar at Lakewood Church devolved into an awkward situation today, as Senior Pastor Joel Osteen was stumped by one attendee who asked him to name three books from the Bible.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 1:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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SANTA ANA, CA — A local professing Christian notified his friends, family members, and everyone who attended his church that, while he was not removing Jesus from his life, he was leaving religion behind.
Published: Sunday, February 18th, 2024 @ 7:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New heaven and a new earth
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 12:48 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 9:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Federal officials instructed banks to comb through customer data if terms like “TRUMP” or “MAGA” were used in transactions, according to documents obtained by the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Charles Andrew “Andy” Tingen passed away February 2nd, 2024, peacefully at his home in Washington, North Carolina.
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Announcements
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Revelation chapter 20 verses 11 through 15
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:54 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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SHANGHAI — In response to some confusion around China's ongoing ban on Bibles, President Xi called a press conference to confirm an exception to his prohibition on God's Holy Word will be made for a popular version known as "The Message."
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 11:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Having had enough of their bickering, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing flew back to the States in order to force Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens to wear their get-along shirt until the two can play nice, sources confirmed over the weekend.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 4:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"hate speech" is a euphemism used by totalitarians who hate free speech
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 2:31 pm
By: John Steed
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Jim Jordan demands answers
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 11:58 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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American wrestler Hulk Hogan was baptized this week at a church in Florida, and he declared it to be the best day of his life.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 8:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Baptist Publishing House has announced the publication of a new English translation of the Bible, the New Baptist Version or NBV, which helpfully replaces all instances of the word ‘hell' with ‘heck'.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Politically correct not biblically correct
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 8:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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