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illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic
Published: Monday, April 20th, 2026 @ 12:26 pm
By: John Steed
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How the Minnesota Senate race became a purity test for the far Left
Published: Thursday, April 9th, 2026 @ 6:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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born to Chinese illegal aliens who were ordered removed decades ago
Published: Saturday, April 4th, 2026 @ 8:27 am
By: John Steed
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On Jan. 27, President Donald Trump announced that John Deere would move production from a facility in Japan to Kernersville.
Published: Friday, January 30th, 2026 @ 10:58 am
By: Carolina Journal
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William “Logan” Whichard, age 33, a resident of Snow Hill, died Wednesday January 14, 2026 at ECU Health Medical Center in Greenville, NC.
Published: Monday, January 26th, 2026 @ 12:44 pm
By: Announcements
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This effort in exposition begins the noble experiment of many years of understanding this land, deep within the Chocowinity Bay /Pamlico River watershed, its essence in totality, and, ultimately, the planning of that benefit to the collective will of humankind.
Published: Sunday, January 25th, 2026 @ 4:05 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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In early March, a tarantula the size of the Chrysler Building will descend on New York City.
Published: Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 @ 2:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"I gave it everything I had," the cartoonist said in a final goodbye letter.
Published: Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 @ 2:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Historic Camden Foundation is using DNA evidence to identify fallen Patriot soldiers.
Published: Tuesday, January 6th, 2026 @ 11:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Prestigious Dao Prize was established to "recognize excellence in investigative journalism" and reward "courageous journalists."
Published: Tuesday, November 25th, 2025 @ 9:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Timothy Wayne Cashion, age 69, passed into the arms of our Lord on November 4, 2025, after living for five years with blood cancer (MDS/AML).
Published: Friday, November 7th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to stop his agenda.
Published: Tuesday, October 14th, 2025 @ 8:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The geopolitical balance of power appeared to experience a significant shift this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had gerrymandered the United States of America to now include Canada.
Published: Monday, October 13th, 2025 @ 3:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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by Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, October 4th, 2025 @ 3:48 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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As part of an initiative to obtain a more accurate count of the nation's population, President Donald Trump ordered U.S. census takers not to count anyone wearing a sombrero.
Published: Friday, September 5th, 2025 @ 2:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hanig is the conservative choice against liberal Rocky Mount mayor Sandy Roberson
Published: Wednesday, September 3rd, 2025 @ 9:01 am
By: John Steed
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The Babylon Bee would like to kindly remind the nation that photoshopping other words or images onto Democrats' little signs is super offensive.
Published: Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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radical Biden autopen judge is sorority sister of Cook but stays on case
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2025 @ 1:47 pm
By: John Steed
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Traitor Tillis is openly opposing conservative Habba
Published: Sunday, August 24th, 2025 @ 9:56 pm
By: John Steed
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“This is a win for common sense — and for our kids."
Published: Wednesday, August 20th, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Some Republicans see a path to electoral victory in courting organized labor. Others see a fool’s errand.
Published: Wednesday, August 20th, 2025 @ 10:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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the Judicial insurrection by the Judicial wing of the Democrat Party continues
Published: Friday, August 1st, 2025 @ 11:39 am
By: John Steed
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By Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Tuesday, July 29th, 2025 @ 7:21 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The Babylon Bee would like to offer our enthusiastic and heartfelt support for this thrilling possibility.
Published: Tuesday, July 29th, 2025 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his body went through some unexpected changes, as his cycle apparently synced up with the hosts of The View.
Published: Sunday, July 27th, 2025 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.
Published: Friday, July 25th, 2025 @ 10:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a Tesla dealership so Democrats would burn it down.
Published: Tuesday, July 22nd, 2025 @ 8:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fifteen graduates of Beaufort County Community College’s Practical Nursing (PN) program celebrated the completion of their studies with a pinning ceremony on July 10.
Published: Sunday, July 20th, 2025 @ 8:23 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives at Disney have decided to quietly cancel the studio's live-action version of Pocahontas starring Dylan Mulvaney.
Published: Saturday, July 19th, 2025 @ 10:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. — Despite record-low polling numbers among American voters, Democratic Party leaders were confident they could turn things around and estimated they were only one more arson away from being popular again.
Published: Sunday, July 6th, 2025 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. — A dorky journalist experienced the thrill of a lifetime this past week, having finally been included for the first time ever in a group text.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 9:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With lawmakers calling for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to resign over leaked Yemen attack plans, Hegseth expressed deep regret for not instead getting soldiers killed in a chaotic withdrawal and handing $80 billion of weaponry to terrorists.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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