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A semi-serious investigation.
Published: Friday, January 2nd, 2026 @ 12:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Myron “Buddy” Francis Deal, age 86, of Apex, NC died Thursday November 6, 2025 at his home.
Published: Thursday, November 13th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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Buddy Harris, age 78, a resident of Washington, died Sunday, November 2, 2025, at his home.
Published: Tuesday, November 4th, 2025 @ 7:08 am
By: Announcements
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In colonial Williamsburg, on main street near the palace, are the public stocks called the pillory.
Published: Tuesday, October 28th, 2025 @ 1:30 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Belinda Sue Blaylock Hopkins, age 71, a resident of Belhaven, NC, entered into the loving arms of her Heavenly Father on Saturday, October 11, 2025, at her home with family by her side.
Published: Wednesday, October 15th, 2025 @ 7:20 am
By: Announcements
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Janice Leona Forehand Winslow, age 81 and a resident of Jamesville, NC passed away Tuesday, October 7, 2025.
Published: Thursday, October 9th, 2025 @ 7:01 am
By: Announcements
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By Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, September 20th, 2025 @ 9:12 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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"President Trump promised to unleash American energy and make everyday life more affordable for families, and he delivered."
Published: Friday, September 5th, 2025 @ 1:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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obtains court order blocking funds from O'Rork and Soros PAC
Published: Saturday, August 9th, 2025 @ 8:31 am
By: John Steed
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Joy Harrison Rodman, age 91, of Washington, died July 1, 2025 joining her late husband Googie on his birthday.
Published: Monday, July 7th, 2025 @ 7:12 am
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Shelby Jean Taylor Hodges, age 84, a resident of Washington, NC died Tuesday June 10, 2025 at her home.
Published: Friday, June 13th, 2025 @ 7:14 am
By: Announcements
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Donald Ray "Known as Shorty" Corey, age 83, a resident of Washington, died Thursday, June 5, 2025, at ECU Beaufort Hospital.
Published: Monday, June 9th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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Shirley Ann McCarter Winstead, age 90 a resident of Washington, died Sunday May 4, 2025, at her home.
Published: Wednesday, May 7th, 2025 @ 6:46 am
By: Announcements
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Marie Stanley Buck, beloved mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother, passed away on April 21, 2025, after a 12-year journey with Alzheimer's disease.
Published: Thursday, May 1st, 2025 @ 7:03 am
By: Announcements
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Mr. Walter Glavin Buck, age 73, a resident of Chocowinity, NC died Tuesday February 25, 2025, at his home.
Published: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025 @ 7:10 am
By: Announcements
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Milbron “Buddy” Franklin Dixon, Jr., age 74, a resident of Chocowinity, NC died Friday, June 21, 2024, at his home.
Published: Monday, June 24th, 2024 @ 7:05 am
By: Announcements
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We cherish too, the Poppy red that grows on fields where valor led, it seems to signal to the skies that blood of heroes never dies.
Published: Sunday, May 26th, 2024 @ 7:31 am
By: Leslie Schneider
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Mr. William Lee “Billy” Mitchell, age 86, a resident of Washington, NC died Tuesday May 14, 2024, at his home with his family by his side.
Published: Thursday, May 16th, 2024 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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as polls show majority of German people do not want any more Muslims
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 5:47 pm
By: John Steed
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A local man finally reached a significant life milestone after deciding that he should probably start learning the names of some of the people with whom he has attended church for the last 21 years.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Wednesday, a bouncer specially trained to detect variances in skin color and ethnicity was appointed by Boston Mayor Michelle Wu to keep the whites away from a minority-only holiday party.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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John Lee Thiel, 78, of Washington, NC, and a distinguished U.S. Air Force veteran, passed away on Sunday, February 11, 2024. In accordance with his wishes, there will be no formal service.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 6:56 am
By: Announcements
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Opening at 20-1 that the rookie from Clemson would score a TD, as he had in the regular season, da Bears' loving public steamed the wager down to 4-1 by kickoff.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 2:51 pm
By: The Correspondent
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As Americans nationwide eagerly await tonight's debate between two men who will not be president after the 2024 election, Fox News announced the Gavin Newsom-Ron DeSantis debate moderated by Sean Hannity will be sponsored by U-Haul.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The IRS targeted economist Peter Schiff for tax evasion, and found nothing
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the world's largest pedophile bust ever, federal agents stormed the Happiest Place on Earth™ and just arrested any adult who was visiting the park solo.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 6:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Bill Clinton was still in office and September 11 far in the future when Iowa football skipper Kirk Ferentz took over the head coaching reins in Iowa City last century.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:30 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Brilliant: Doctors Open Therapy Center For Men That's An MMA Octagon With A 'Therapy' Sign Out FrontIn the most successful advancement for men's mental health in decades, therapists opened an office that is simply an MMA octagon with a sign outside saying "Therapy".
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 11:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local toddler Max Hansen worked tirelessly throughout the afternoon Thursday to empty every single item out of every single drawer and cupboard so his tired, overworked mom didn't have to.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Ola Dean Hodges Harris, age 95, a resident of Washington, passed away Thursday, October 19, 2023, at Ridgewood Manor Nursing Home in Washington.
Published: Friday, October 27th, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Doris Ruth Tetterton Cutler, age 90, a former resident of Cherry Road, Washington passed away Wednesday, October 18, 2023, at River Trace Nursing Home.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Kevin Smith
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A local grandfather railed against his offspring and younger generations in general this week, demanding to know why so many young people are still living with their parents well into adulthood
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 2:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to newly released studies, everyone sitting on the beach around you really wants to hear that trash music you're playing so crank it up to an eleven and don't take those sideways glares and mean stares as anything but encouragement
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 12:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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