FAYETTEVILLE, AR — As the December days began to tick away, a local man grew so desperate in his attempt to buy his wife a great Christmas gift that he decided to reach out to the National Security Agency to find out what she wants.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As an important moral lesson to children everywhere, fathers across the United States reminded their kids that it's never okay to lie unless it's being done to save a few bucks by ordering food from the kid's menu at restaurants.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 4:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Federal law enforcement officials revealed in new court documents some of the sadistic acts of violence that the four sons of former Sinaloa drug cartel leader Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman inflicted on anyone who got in their way.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea recently opened up about the “moment” he found God, saying it just made sense after struggling with a feeling of “emptiness” once he turned his back on his drug-addicted, partying days.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 7:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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With inflation remaining stubbornly persistent, the Easter Bunny has been forced to hide ramen noodle packages around people's yards in lieu of his usual eggs.
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 @ 9:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Introverts nationwide can rejoice (quietly, in a room by themselves), as the restaurant chain Chili's has announced plans to add new silent fajitas to menus across the country.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Kevin McCarthy announced he was demoting Reps. Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff from the powerful House Intelligence Committee to join Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the lesser-known House Party Planning Committee.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 10:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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My love of football started in high school. In the 1960s, Coaches Stuart Tripp and Tommy Lewis led Ayden High School Single-A football teams to many winning seasons and state championships.
Published: Saturday, January 14th, 2023 @ 11:02 am
By: Lib Campbell
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A Las Vegas woman who reportedly left a restaurant without paying in August, then claimed she was arrested because “officers were perverts and were trying to rape her” as she was so pretty is now accused of murdering her mother.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 11:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nine thousand battle-hardened Russian shock troops arrived in Belarus the past week in addition to several hundred armoured fighting vehicles and advanced air-defence elements.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 11:00 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Restaurateur’s Jacob and Tandi Wilson, well known for their multiple Uptown businesses, teamed up with longtime Christy’s Euro Pub Sous Chef Kevin Kayes to open Side Bar, a Tex-Mex fusion restaurant located at 707 Dickinson Avenue.
Published: Saturday, December 4th, 2021 @ 10:00 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Here it is, just days before one of my favorite holidays . . .Thanksgiving. I love the prelude to holidays.
Published: Thursday, November 28th, 2019 @ 8:51 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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After the glory of last weekend, this week passed like a slow moving train, carrying me further and further away from one of the happiest times of my life.
Published: Friday, October 4th, 2019 @ 12:19 am
By: Michele Rhem
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If you eat leftovers, you may be in the minority. I was astounded when I saw this headline: "Food is so cheap, Americans have stopped eating leftovers."
Published: Tuesday, May 8th, 2018 @ 9:08 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Last night, it snowed at the rabbit patch. It was merely a dusting, but schools had a two hour delay on account of it.
Published: Thursday, March 15th, 2018 @ 6:46 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Last night, was the night of the "Holiday Concert", at our school. This is a huge event and requires months of preparation.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2017 @ 11:33 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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By the time the sun was up long enough, to cast its' first slanted rays of the day, a pot of chili was simmering in the rabbit patch kitchen-so was a large pot of navy beans.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2017 @ 12:21 am
By: Michele Rhem
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I do love week end mornings at the rabbit patch. Though sometimes, I will sleep a few minutes later, often, I don't.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2017 @ 3:27 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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This is what you get when you give a horny guy a smart phone. You get a Weiner Eruption.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2016 @ 5:30 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Students in English Instructor Jamie Johnson's Writing and Inquiry class have an additional component in their participation grade this semester. The class meets in person three times a week, but Johnson and her students are also utilizing Twitter as a way to communicate ideas and discuss topics...
Published: Sunday, October 25th, 2015 @ 2:38 am
By: Barbara Tansey
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If it were to succeed, the campaign to hike - or worse, double - the minimum wage would have serious negative repercussions for the young, least skilled, and least employable. Previous newsletters have explored in depth this well-known negative policy consequence. It's one of the issues about...
Published: Thursday, October 23rd, 2014 @ 7:54 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Researchers from the Department of Nutrition Science at East Carolina University recently collaborated with a visiting scholar from the University of Guadalajara in Mexico to research chronic liver disease.
Published: Tuesday, August 12th, 2014 @ 10:29 am
By: ECU News Services
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The BCCC Board of Trustees has approved a new Financial Aid Satisfactory Academic Progress Policy that brings our policy in line with neighboring community colleges.
Published: Saturday, October 19th, 2013 @ 12:32 pm
By: Barbara Tansey
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Summer’s longer days and warmer temperatures offer more opportunities to eat fresh fruits and vegetables but not everyone knows how or where to get healthy foods.
Published: Tuesday, June 11th, 2013 @ 2:16 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Today, Governor Pat McCrory signed a proclamation declaring January 21, 2013 as "Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day" in North Carolina, urging all citizens to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. through service to their communities.
Published: Saturday, January 19th, 2013 @ 8:37 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Smoke on the Water is a yearly fall festival in Washington, North Carolina that includes music, food, and other festivities for the whole family
Published: Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 10:19 am
By: Peter Gregory
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