According to sources, local husband and father Ben Arnold converted to the Jehovah's Witness religion in a daring gambit to avoid putting up Christmas lights this season.
Published: Monday, February 19th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local family has gathered for their annual tradition of putting up Christmas tree decorations that their mother will move to the correct spots immediately after everyone walks away.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"We are not in any way trying to remove all signs of Christmas."
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 12:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year once again…but is it really? With stores putting out their Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year, it's easy for some people to get swept up in the yuletide cheer way too much and way too soon.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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CHAPPAQUA, NY — On Wednesday, a group of concerned neighbors nervously approached the old Clinton house and asked if there were any plans to put "all the dead bodies away."
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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There were no survivors on Kfar Aza's street of nightmares, where evidence remains as proof of Hamas atrocities
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amidst the joy and excitement surrounding the Global Day of Jihad, Congressional Representative Rashida Tlaib gave a rousing speech on the capitol steps in which she called for supporters to remember the true spirit of the holiday, which is to murder Jews.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 11:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU graduate student unearths history in Israel
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 11:58 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Attorney and law professor Jonathan Turley raised serious legal questions about Special Counsel Jack Smith’s path to convicting former President Donald Trump.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 10:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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With Pride Month coming to a close, corporations are making preparations to return to their usual amount of gayness.
Published: Friday, August 18th, 2023 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The FBI said that it discovered 40 skulls and other human bones during a raid on a Kentucky man’s residence in connection to the alleged trafficking of human remains linked to Harvard Medical School.
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 6:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In an inspiring international gesture in honor of Pride Month, the frozen corpses of climbers on Mount Everest have been heavily decorated to reflect the celebration's rainbow theme.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Middle schoolers in Massachusetts were accused of “intolerance and homophobia” after they reportedly revolted against a Pride celebration at the school and chanted that their pronouns were “USA.”
Published: Monday, July 3rd, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New Hampshire’s Manchester School District received COVID relief funds to host a youth pride event with a drag performance, a new report found.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 3:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the Glennon family walked into church for Easter service today, they were caught off guard by how different the church looked without Christmas decorations.
Published: Thursday, April 20th, 2023 @ 3:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Eight months after an Illinois woman reported her husband missing, she found him dead in their home.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an attempt to distance itself from its older NFL cousin and its "END RACISM" endzone decorations, the XFL has announced they will be adding their own endzone decorations that read "WE LOVE RACISM."
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A mea culpa on vaccines and lockdowns
Published: Friday, February 17th, 2023 @ 11:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Christmas will be costly again this year as inflation eats away at your holiday hosting and shopping budget. Food, presents, and travel will all cost more than they did last year.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 6:46 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Good Lovelies are in the Christmas Spirit, and we are too. "Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight."
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 6:18 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Major Capra was fresh from his stint in the U.S. Army Signal Corps; Colonel Stewart had just provided the U.S. Army Air Corps his best years; and these two great patriots made one great film.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 4:47 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Just 20% of North Carolinians plan to do their holiday shopping on Black Friday, compared to 40% on Cyber Monday, the biggest online shopping day of the year.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 9:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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American retail expenditures declined 0.6% between October and November, according to data released on Thursday by the Census Bureau.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 8:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Emerging from deep within the lower levels of a high-security Hollywood laboratory, Hallmark researchers have surfaced to announce they are finally nearing the development of a second movie plot.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 8:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Archaeologists have discovered the unmistakable remains from humongous "Minion" inflatables that Mary and Joseph used to decorate the front of the stable.
Published: Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 @ 1:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Military unveiled its new strategic long-range stealth bomber this week, Northrop Grumman’s B-21 Raider, which will serve as the backbone of the future for U.S. air power for decades to come.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 5:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to reports from residents living near Liz Cheney's Wyoming home, the lame-duck representative for the state's at-large congressional district is really feeling the spirit of the holidays.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Hurricane Ian decimated the Gulf Coast of Florida last week, a woman in Fort Myers swam to safety in 10-foot-deep waters with her three-month-old son swaddled in a blanket and secured in a car seat that she tucked inside a storage bin.
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In preparation for Halloween, White House staffers have spent days adorning the premises with frightening decorations. One prop stands out above the rest: a spooky, lifelike old zombie that wanders the halls, drooling and moaning.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 10:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An Army paratrooper stationed at Fort Bragg in Fayetteville, North Carolina, died after being shot outside his apartment.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 12:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Actor Seth Rogen, who is reportedly worth $80 million, was blasted on social media after he dismissed a prominent YouTuber’s complaint about his car being robbed in Los Angeles by tweeting it was simply “called living in a big city.”
Published: Monday, July 25th, 2022 @ 6:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Multiple independent reports have confirmed that Portland resident Allie Peck has become the laughingstock of her drum circle this week after she pulled up in a Subaru with an embarrassingly low 48 stickers on the back.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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