A local man was excited by the announcement of Apple's new augmented reality headset but was left disappointed by the high price tag. Unable to afford the new headset, the man has found the next best thing by duct-taping his iPhone onto the front of a pair of old ski goggles.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 10:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources inside Twitter headquarters have confirmed Elon Musk and his team of brilliant engineers have been working tirelessly to get Twitter back to its normal state of allowing Twitter user Catturd to go viral.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 7:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources close to local man Payton Martin allege that he used to be a fun, carefree young man who loved getting fun gifts for Christmas — and who was "super sad and disappointed" when he opened a big package under the Christmas tree only to find that it was a pack of socks.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A minimum of 35 pieces of tape is needed to successfully wrap a gift, husband scientists said Monday. The surprise announcement was made by representatives of the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) just in time for the holiday season.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 10:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Firms the federal government hired to distribute coronavirus Paycheck Protection Program loans promised to use high-tech methods to prevent fraud, but failed in part because abuse hurt taxpayers and not their own bottom line, according to a congressional investigation.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 8:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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If there's anything we need more of this country, it's more gun control! Be a part of the solution by following our 9 essential tips.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Seeing the need to provide more affordable options for travelers affected by record inflation, Spirit Airlines has introduced a new bargain flight where they just launch you in a medieval catapult.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump avoided incriminating himself in a deposition with New York A.G. Letitia James by pleading the fifth amendment right to remain silent.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 2:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Leader of the free world and President of the United States Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder that had occurred earlier, stating the following:
Published: Tuesday, July 12th, 2022 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Democrat Party was slammed online after a 26-year-old left-wing extremist showed up to the home of conservative Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh allegedly with the intent of murdering him.
Published: Monday, June 13th, 2022 @ 12:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Monkeypox is here! EVERYONE PANIC! You thought COVID wasn't a big deal?
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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By all accounts, Jamie Faith was a fun-loving, nice guy who loved his family and was well-liked by his neighbors.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 3:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The mere fact that our government is prepared to treat us as criminals and terrorists because we question our government ought to scare the hell out of everyone. To find out that policies and procedures have been reduced to writing suggests that the implementation of these procedures may be...
Published: Wednesday, August 18th, 2021 @ 2:09 pm
By: John Woodard
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This ends a 17-year hiatus on federal capital punishment.
Published: Sunday, June 21st, 2020 @ 7:51 am
By: LifeZette
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Was there anything to do before the Smartphone was invented?
Published: Sunday, November 24th, 2019 @ 3:23 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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So we're going to confront the national security crisis on our southern border. And we're going to do it one way or the other - we have to do it - not because it was a campaign promise, which it is.
Published: Saturday, March 9th, 2019 @ 2:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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My fellow Americans, I am very proud to announce today that we have reached a deal to end the shutdown and re-open the federal government.
Published: Monday, January 28th, 2019 @ 1:18 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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We're setting records together for farmers and for agriculture.
Published: Monday, January 21st, 2019 @ 3:26 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Why do we call fussy government regulations "red tape"?
Published: Thursday, January 14th, 2016 @ 2:22 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Summer is here and that means that schools are letting kids out for the year. But that poses an important question for many parents: How can I keep my kids busy? ECU professor Ashley Norris in the Department of Child Development and Family Relations has provided the following tips for inexpensive...
Published: Tuesday, June 16th, 2015 @ 3:37 pm
By: ECU News Services
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To me, the purpose of Higher Education is to broaden the mind in the humanities and train the gifted for science or math. The ideal result is professionals who are conversant about things broader than their narrow area of expertise.
Published: Monday, April 27th, 2015 @ 7:05 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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A class of sixth grade Financial Literacy students at PS Jones Middle School delivered a check and food supplies to our local animal shelter on Friday, January 20.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2012 @ 2:39 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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