pro-Hamas demonstrations led to move
Published: Tuesday, May 14th, 2024 @ 12:27 pm
By: John Steed
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War on free speech continues in Europe, and likely coming to America
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 12:31 pm
By: John Steed
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UNC board committee votes unanimously to end DEI in UNC system
Published: Thursday, April 18th, 2024 @ 7:54 am
By: John Steed
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During a Capitol Hill hearing on Tuesday, Robert Hur got into a contentious back-and-forth with Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) over how his special counsel report on President Joe Biden’s handling of classified documents
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kevin Costner just released the trailer for his upcoming Western drama film, “Horizon: An American Saga.”
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 3:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The classic musical film “Mary Poppins” has been changed to a “PG” rating in the United Kingdom due to perceived “discriminatory language.”
Published: Friday, March 15th, 2024 @ 12:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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following direction from university system Board of Governors
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 7:22 am
By: John Steed
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I recently wrote about “How the Budget Stops California from Setting North Carolina’s Transportation Policy.”
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 1:14 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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An MSNBC guest claimed on Monday that white people had stolen every form of music in existence — with the exception of classical music — from black people.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 2:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a powerful moment during last week's episode of SNL, the show's brilliant writers and comedians produced an unfunny comedy sketch to show the world that antisemitism is no laughing matter.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 12:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A surprise late entrant, former President Donald Trump absolutely dominated the NBA Dunk Contest after strapping on a pair of his brand-new sneakers known as the "Never Surrender High Tops".
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bizarre coincidence, Senator John Fetterman has suddenly become more conservative after his brain resumed working.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 8:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Opening at 20-1 that the rookie from Clemson would score a TD, as he had in the regular season, da Bears' loving public steamed the wager down to 4-1 by kickoff.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 2:51 pm
By: The Correspondent
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It happens to all of us: you sit down around the dinner table with your family, thank God for the turkey, and just as you're about to take a bite of grandma's delicious cheesy potato dish, your crazy uncle starts ranting about how the Fellowship could have just taken the Eagles to Mordor.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Terrorists moronically attempted to enter the United States through its northern border today instead of simply strolling across the wide-open southern border.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 10:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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also bans men from womens restrooms and locker rooms
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 12:06 pm
By: John Steed
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how many planes will crash as a result of quotas over competence? DEI strikes again
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 8:51 pm
By: John Steed
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as Beaufort County Community College hires DEI director
Published: Thursday, January 4th, 2024 @ 7:23 am
By: John Steed
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Libraries are a beacon of knowledge and intellectual pursuit in a civilized society. Or at least they used to be — libraries have changed a lot.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 9:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, claimed in a podcast interview this week that “very sick” Republicans were “trying to kill” him to end his father’s presidency.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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GRAND ISLAND, NE — A local child named Clive Genteel has a really dumb favorite dinosaur. Get this, it's a Brachiosaurus! Has he even seen a T-Rex before? That could eat a dumb Brachiosaurus for breakfast.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Billions of people across the globe instantly converted to belief in God after witnessing the utter destruction of the Houston Astros on Monday night.
Published: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 @ 2:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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For decades in Beaufort County's government, a new chairman and vice chairman is selected by vote each year with only one criteria, constructively that there be a political agreement among certain key elected members of the Beaufort County Commissioners.
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer signed Democrat-proposed energy bills Tuesday, giving the state some of the most rigid energy mandates in the nation.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The boy painted one half of his face red and the other half black.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of being jailed with violent criminals, Buffalo Guy was kicking himself today for not simply pulling a fire alarm on January 6th to force Congress to evacuate.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley exploded at pharmaceutical executive Vivek Ramaswamy during the third Republican Party primary debate on Wednesday night, calling him “scum.”
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 1:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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