|
AUSTIN, TX — In addition to all of the exciting features already announced for the Cybrertruck, Tesla has now unveiled a new deployable front scoop to easily remove climate protesters blocking the road.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Pulses increased throughout the sports world at a baseball game Tuesday night after a rogue fan abruptly jumped out of the stands and ran out onto the field, briefly turning it into a football game.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Excitement is at an all-time high as The Daily Wire gets ready to unleash its kids' streaming programming platform Bentkey on unsuspecting Americans.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
In an exciting announcement arriving just in time for the holiday season, Thomas Kinkade Studios has unveiled its new "Violent Scenes of the Old Testament" collection of art prints.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 8:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:
Published: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
College students will have an exciting opportunity this fall, as several educational institutions have announced they will offer credit in gender studies courses to any students who are able to sit through the entirety of the new Barbie movie.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 12:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Zuckerberg's thriving tech company Meta has announced an exciting and innovative new social media app called Threads, which combines all the things you hate about Twitter with everything you hate about Instagram.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 1:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
In an exciting announcement, Facebook/Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg unveiled his new social media app Threads which will not only compete with Twitter but also give the government a new platform it can actively censor.
Published: Thursday, September 7th, 2023 @ 7:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
In the middle of what would eventually be a 9-3 drubbing against the Minnesota Twins, Kansas City Royals announcers spent hours searching for new ways to spice up the broadcast by talking about anything other than the game going on in front of them.
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 4:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
With the shocking news that the PGA will merge with the Saudi Arabian LIV tour, the game of golf is set for radical change. Check out the new rules that will be adopted for the new tour:
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
A few hours after Twitter censored the premier of Matt Walsh's documentary on its platform, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing announced the creation of a brand-new un-woke social media site called Jeremy'sSpace.
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
As a part of Major League Baseball's new push to both speed up the pace of games and make them more exciting for spectators, it was announced that pitchers who violate the new pitch clock will then be dropped into a pit of hungry alligators as punishment.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 11:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
After an exciting, hard-fought, back-and-forth gridiron battle between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs, the NFL proudly announced that the referees had been named MVP of the Super Bowl LVII.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
A page turned on a legendary NFL career and opened the door to exciting possibilities for the future today, as Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady announced he is permanently retired and also open to fielding offers to play for other teams.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 4:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Move aside, purple horseshoes! General Mills announced today an exciting new addition to their Lucky Charms marshmallow lineup: Ukraine Flag charms, available for a limited time only.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Scientists were able to hear an exciting sound from another planet and release the audio for the public to experience on Tuesday.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 7:25 am
By: Daily Wire
|
|
You don't need to be a boring he/him anymore! Now you can wow your friends and jazz up your life with new winter catalog pronouns!
Published: Sunday, November 20th, 2022 @ 3:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Thinking about college can be both exciting and intimidating for both high school students and parents, especially if students will be the first in their families to attend college.
Published: Saturday, September 17th, 2022 @ 3:22 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
|
|
Houston pastor Joel Osteen has released an exciting new study Bible where he has carefully gone through and redacted every single word of the text: The Redacted Study Bible.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 1:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Apple has added an exciting new reality show to its streaming lineup which will follow the Clintons around as they murder anyone who might have dirt on them.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 5:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Dr. Fauci is throwing in the towel on public health like an absolute quitter. But don't count on the good doctor to fade into obscurity. He's just getting started on his second act.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 3:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Biblical scholar Dr. Edward Gaddville has put forward an exciting new theory that Jesus slept through a storm while on a fishing boat with His disciples because He was using a MyPillow
Published: Monday, June 27th, 2022 @ 5:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
This morning, Mattel announced the launch of a new Barbie-themed toy: a pregnant Ken doll. The move has been hailed as an exciting step forward for trans inclusion.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Hey Everyone, I have some very exciting news to share.
Published: Sunday, May 15th, 2022 @ 3:40 pm
By: Diane Rufino
|
|
The most important mission of children's entertainment is to instruct young minds in gender confusion and the most depraved sexual practices imaginable.
Published: Thursday, April 7th, 2022 @ 4:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Thinking about future careers can be both exciting and intimidating-and prospective students may only know about a few careers through their families or teachers-but right now, with tuition and fees covered through 2023 through the Beaufort Promise, there has never been a better opportunity for them
Published: Monday, September 27th, 2021 @ 3:07 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
|
|
Something exciting has happened in North Carolina and we’re not talking about March Madness.
Published: Sunday, March 21st, 2021 @ 4:46 am
By: Tom Campbell
|
|
As we popped the cork to toast the new decade, we anticipated that 2020 would be an exciting year, filled with interesting developments — some good and perhaps even rambunctious. Nobody could have predicted the four crises we would face.
Published: Monday, December 28th, 2020 @ 12:03 pm
By: Tom Campbell
|
|
As candidate filing closed, many exciting races and storylines began to take shape in federal and statewide races.
Published: Wednesday, December 25th, 2019 @ 7:29 am
By: Civitas Insitute
|
|
We're lifting up forgotten communities, creating exciting new opportunities, and helping every American find their path to the American Dream - the dream of a great job, a safe home, and a better life for their children.
Published: Monday, April 1st, 2019 @ 11:37 am
By: Stan Deatherage
|
|
I am truly delighted to welcome so many impressive young Americans to the White House. This is a very exciting day. What we're doing is very important.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2019 @ 9:47 am
By: Stan Deatherage
|
|
In their latest exciting moral victory, Democrats have now dropped $38.1 million on failing Texas senatorial candidate Beto O'Rourke, bringing his grand total to $61.2 million in a race he now trails by seven points, according to the RealClearPolitics poll average.
Published: Sunday, October 21st, 2018 @ 9:06 am
By: Daily Wire
|
|
The legislature comes to Raleigh Wednesday for the "short session" and opening day promises to be far more exciting than most years
Published: Wednesday, May 9th, 2018 @ 8:04 pm
By: Tom Campbell
|
|
Exciting news, Greenville beer and burger lovers - on Monday Jack Brown's Beer & Burger Joint will open its first North Carolina location at 805 Dickinson Avenue in the Uptown district
Published: Monday, April 9th, 2018 @ 6:09 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
|
|
NYC TV Cop Shows are very exciting but they could be very boring if...
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2017 @ 2:09 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
|