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Daniel “Levi” Scott, was given to his earthly parents, and his heavenly father called him back in heaven before Levi had to endure trials and temptations of this earth.
Published: Monday, August 17th, 2026 @ 8:02 am
By: Announcements
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Ian B. Donald, 76, completed his final journey on July 3, 2026, and has now traveled the Highway to Heaven.
Published: Thursday, July 9th, 2026 @ 7:01 am
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With her Fathers’ hand in hers, Rita “Gail” Evans, age 78, peacefully entered her heavenly home on June 2, 2026, surrounded by her loving family.
Published: Thursday, June 4th, 2026 @ 8:05 am
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Carl Thomas Cuthrell, age 40, a resident of Chocowinity, NC went to his heavenly reward on Saturday May 2, 2026, while at the ECU Beaufort Hospital in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, May 13th, 2026 @ 9:08 am
By: Announcements
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Dennis Howell (Hal) Miller, age 78, a resident of Washington, NC, went home to heaven on April 29, 2026, to be with his parents and brothers.
Published: Wednesday, May 6th, 2026 @ 7:01 am
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W. Frank Fuller, III, age 67, a resident of Washington, NC went to his heavenly reward on Tuesday April 21, 2026, at ECU Health Beaufort Hospital in Washington.
Published: Thursday, April 23rd, 2026 @ 7:00 am
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Lula Credle Daw, a resident of Bath, North Carolina peacefully went to live with her heavenly father at River Trace Rehabilitation and Nursing Home in Washington after declining health on December 10, 2025.
Published: Friday, December 12th, 2025 @ 7:20 am
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Mrs. Betty Jean Alligod Davenport, age 88, a resident of Washington, NC, Went to her Heavenly home on October 21, 2025.
Published: Thursday, October 23rd, 2025 @ 7:01 am
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Mrs. Retha Lee Smith Andrews, age 90, a resident of Grimesland, NC went to her heavenly reward on Thursday October 16, 2025, while at her home.
Published: Friday, October 17th, 2025 @ 7:20 am
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Belinda Sue Blaylock Hopkins, age 71, a resident of Belhaven, NC, entered into the loving arms of her Heavenly Father on Saturday, October 11, 2025, at her home with family by her side.
Published: Wednesday, October 15th, 2025 @ 7:20 am
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By Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Monday, August 25th, 2025 @ 4:42 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Kenneth Richard Poorman, Jr. “Kenny,” age 80, a resident of Washington, North Carolina went peacefully to his Heavenly home on Tuesday, August 5, 2025, at East Carolina Heart Institute at ECU Health Medical Center in Greenville, NC, surrounded by his loved ones.
Published: Monday, August 11th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
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Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround the Kingdom of Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lucretia Roper Burbage was promoted to heaven on April 26, 2024.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 10:59 am
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Edward McCoy “Coy” Evans, age 78, a resident of Washington, NC, went to be with his Heavenly Father on April 20, 2024, at his home.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 7:02 am
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Distinguished authors J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis have once again been sent to opposite corners of Heaven following a heated argument about the proper use of allegory.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 9:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Choose wisely where you will spend eternity
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:03 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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On February 10, 2024, heaven gained another angel. Zach passed away peacefully at the Hospice House in Greenville, NC. Zach was diagnosed, on December 22,2022, with Ewing Sarcoma Bone Cancer.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 10:23 am
By: Announcements
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New heaven and a new earth
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 12:48 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Heaven’s gain was our loss when our angel was called by our Lord. Mateo Eugene Puebla came into this world too soon and was taken too soon.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:24 am
By: Announcements
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Baby Boy Maverick Wayne Perry was born and returned to heaven on Friday, December 22, 2023.
Published: Wednesday, December 27th, 2023 @ 7:11 am
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All was not trumpets and harps at the Pearly Gates following a surprising revelation that has really ruffled some holy vestments. Saints in Heaven were shocked to learn Catholics have been trying to talk to them this whole time.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The late Steve Christiansen, a devout Christian who had filled his mortal days serving others and standing for truth and righteousness, was about to walk through the gates to heaven when an ever-vigilant St. Peter heard him call soda "pop."
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 2:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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All of the dogs living in Heaven fled in horror today upon the arrival of notorious neutering advocate Bob Barker.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 1:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Judy Irene Harris, age 78, joined the Kingdom of her Heavenly Father on Friday, September 1, 2023.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:54 am
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A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement labeled by his critics as a poor attempt at damage control, Hunter Biden sought to clarify that when he wrote a text message to a Chinese government official saying he was "sitting next to my father," he was actually referring to his Heavenly Father.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 5:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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At long last, the end of the world is upon us. At any minute the trumpets will sound and we'll be caught up into heaven, leaving only our clothes and jewelry behind-- just like in the theologically accurate international blockbuster film Left Behind.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Heavenly Father - thank you that I, David French, am so much more righteous than all the other white evangelicals in the world.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man William Swoop arrived home after a long day at work Friday but found himself incapable of shutting off his car and entering his home.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 11:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to heavenly sources, Dave Ramsey will now be stationed outside of the pearly gates to judge people based on how well they stuck to their budget.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ainsleigh Michelle Potter, age thirteen days, was sent to us from heaven and passed while resting peacefully in her parents arms on May 6, 2023.
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 8:24 am
By: Announcements
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In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 6:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Due to quality control issues, Saint Peter's questionnaire at the Pearly Gates has gotten stricter. Still think you can get into heaven with all your terrible opinions? Check out this list and find out!
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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At what some are calling a modern-day ecumenical council, it was declared that man crushes on former Man of Steel actor Henry Cavill do not disqualify the soul from its heavenly reward and are decidedly "not gay."
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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By Dr. Adam B. Dooley
Published: Saturday, March 25th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee's convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning reversal, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reportedly decided not to spend eternity in Heaven after finding out there won't be firearms there. The lawmaker made her choice following a disappointing conversation with her pastor.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 7:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Associate Pastor Elijah Stormbringer was assumed bodily into heaven during the Sunday service after a perfect delivery of the morning announcements.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 11:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man breathed a sigh of relief at the gates of Heaven as he entered the hereafter today, receiving a "Well done" commendation from God Almighty for spending his life arguing with other people in the comments section of YouTube videos.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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