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"We could very well end up having a friendly takeover of Cuba."
"We could very well end up having a friendly takeover of Cuba."
 
"He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive."
 
DEI funds still exist for schools in at least 44 states, and hundreds of millions of dollars are still being poured into the cause.
DEI funds still exist for schools in at least 44 states, and hundreds of millions of dollars are still being poured into the cause.
 
Filmmaker Terry Gilliam said Trump's reelection 'turned the world upside down.'
 
Mr. Elwood Reid Jefferson, age 76, a resident of Hernando, MS, and a former resident of Bath, NC passed away on Sunday March 23, 2025.
Mr. Elwood Reid Jefferson, age 76, a resident of Hernando, MS, and a former resident of Bath, NC passed away on Sunday March 23, 2025.
 
Edwin Reinhold Kelm, age 89, a resident of New Bern, NC died Thursday October 24, 2024, at Riverpoint Crest Nursing & Rehabilitation Center.
Edwin Reinhold Kelm, age 89, a resident of New Bern, NC died Thursday October 24, 2024, at Riverpoint Crest Nursing & Rehabilitation Center.
 
Inez Warren Johnson, age 86, a resident of Washington, NC died Friday August 30, 2024 at Ridgewood Manor in Washington.
Inez Warren Johnson, age 86, a resident of Washington, NC died Friday August 30, 2024 at Ridgewood Manor in Washington.
 
Jerry Andrew Maurizzio, age 20 a resident of Washington, died Monday, July 29, 2024, at his residence.
Jerry Andrew Maurizzio, age 20 a resident of Washington, died Monday, July 29, 2024, at his residence.
 
Conservative news outlet Daily Wire has been dipping its toes into the entertainment industry as of late, with all-original films such as Lady Ballers, What Is A Woman?, and the upcoming Snow White and the Evil Queen.
Conservative news outlet Daily Wire has been dipping its toes into the entertainment industry as of late, with all-original films such as Lady Ballers, What Is A Woman?, and the upcoming Snow White and the Evil Queen.
 
ECU dental school marks statewide care milestone with 100,000 patients served
ECU dental school marks statewide care milestone with 100,000 patients served
 
President Joe Biden referred to Terry McAuliffe — the Democratic gubernatorial candidate who lost to Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin in 2021 — as “the real governor” of Virginia on Tuesday.
President Joe Biden referred to Terry McAuliffe — the Democratic gubernatorial candidate who lost to Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin in 2021 — as “the real governor” of Virginia on Tuesday.
 
Even though it reads like a headline from The Babylon Bee, it's unfortunately very real.
Even though it reads like a headline from The Babylon Bee, it's unfortunately very real.
 
Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
 
Harvard University found itself in the social media crosshairs — over its own published policies — after university President Claudine Gay struggled to call out students who have joined protests calling for the genocide of Jews.
Harvard University found itself in the social media crosshairs — over its own published policies — after university President Claudine Gay struggled to call out students who have joined protests calling for the genocide of Jews.
 
A heart warming story about Ann Margret and her Vietnam gentlemen.
 
"...the thing that you see at the end of the movie was actually happening right in front of us -- we were just capturing it with cameras."
"...the thing that you see at the end of the movie was actually happening right in front of us -- we were just capturing it with cameras."
 
Mrs. Russell, social climbing wife of a Railroad robber baron, is scolding her son. Larry is having an affair with a rich Newport widow for whom he is redesigning a house.
Mrs. Russell, social climbing wife of a Railroad robber baron, is scolding her son. Larry is having an affair with a rich Newport widow for whom he is redesigning a house.
 
Comedian Jon Lovitz said the overt biases of late-night show hosts are becoming tedious.
 
After years of suffering under unfair labor practices, the Bee writers are going on strike. Support us by reading this article and then by joining us on the picket line. We will not get back to work until every single one of these demands is met. They are very reasonable!
After years of suffering under unfair labor practices, the Bee writers are going on strike. Support us by reading this article and then by joining us on the picket line. We will not get back to work until every single one of these demands is met. They are very reasonable!
 
As the giant Goliath lay sprawled on the ground, defeated by a small shepherd boy, he couldn't help but reflect on the impending onslaught of poorly constructed metaphors about his defeat.
As the giant Goliath lay sprawled on the ground, defeated by a small shepherd boy, he couldn't help but reflect on the impending onslaught of poorly constructed metaphors about his defeat.
 
An email suggests the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) encouraged the creation of a “disinformation” group that House Republicans believe was used by the federal government to quietly censor free speech in the lead-up to the 2020 election, according to congressional investigators.
An email suggests the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) encouraged the creation of a “disinformation” group that House Republicans believe was used by the federal government to quietly censor free speech in the lead-up to the 2020 election, according to congressional investigators.
 
Becoming a parent obviously changes your life drastically -- but not always quite like people expect! Allow the moms and dads of the Babylon Bee to peel back the curtain on the expectations versus reality of what it's actually like to be a parent:
Becoming a parent obviously changes your life drastically -- but not always quite like people expect! Allow the moms and dads of the Babylon Bee to peel back the curtain on the expectations versus reality of what it's actually like to be a parent:
 
History was made this week as five late night talk show hosts — Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, and someone named Seth Myers — announced they were joining forces on one podcast amid the Hollywood writers' and actors' strikes
History was made this week as five late night talk show hosts — Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, and someone named Seth Myers — announced they were joining forces on one podcast amid the Hollywood writers' and actors' strikes
 
A Catholic nun in France went viral on social media on Tuesday after she was captured on video tackling a far-Left climate protester who was allegedly trying to disrupt the construction of a chapel.
A Catholic nun in France went viral on social media on Tuesday after she was captured on video tackling a far-Left climate protester who was allegedly trying to disrupt the construction of a chapel.
 
Facing near certain defeat in the West, Adolph Hitler rolled the bones one last time in December 1944 with a Winter strike through the Ardennes. A month before he swapped a loaded pair of dice into the game when he summoned Otto Skorzeny and tasked him with the execution of Unternehmen Greif.
Facing near certain defeat in the West, Adolph Hitler rolled the bones one last time in December 1944 with a Winter strike through the Ardennes. A month before he swapped a loaded pair of dice into the game when he summoned Otto Skorzeny and tasked him with the execution of Unternehmen Greif.
 
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) presided over the Senate on Wednesday wearing a short-sleeve shirt, no tie, and shorts days following the controversial decision to stop enforcement of the chamber’s dress code.
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) presided over the Senate on Wednesday wearing a short-sleeve shirt, no tie, and shorts days following the controversial decision to stop enforcement of the chamber’s dress code.
 
The U.S. Senate passed on Wednesday a formal dress code, putting an end to the brief reign of “The Fetterman Rule” named after Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) and his penchant for casual attire.
The U.S. Senate passed on Wednesday a formal dress code, putting an end to the brief reign of “The Fetterman Rule” named after Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) and his penchant for casual attire.
 
Senate Democrats have recruited a professional puppeteer to assist 90-year-old Dianne Feinstein by moving her dead limbs and speaking for her whenever needed, according to sources. Feinstein is now expected to retain her senate seat forever.
Senate Democrats have recruited a professional puppeteer to assist 90-year-old Dianne Feinstein by moving her dead limbs and speaking for her whenever needed, according to sources. Feinstein is now expected to retain her senate seat forever.
 
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) is stitching together a Senate coalition to reverse the controversial decision to stop enforcement of the chamber’s dress code, which has been dubbed “The Fetterman Rule” in a nod to one member with a penchant for casual attire.
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) is stitching together a Senate coalition to reverse the controversial decision to stop enforcement of the chamber’s dress code, which has been dubbed “The Fetterman Rule” in a nod to one member with a penchant for casual attire.
 
President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
 
Every hundred years or so, the world is blessed with a piece of art that propels civilization forward and enlightens a new generation, ensuring a better future for the human race. Bluey is that art.
Every hundred years or so, the world is blessed with a piece of art that propels civilization forward and enlightens a new generation, ensuring a better future for the human race. Bluey is that art.
 
You knew it was going to happen. As soon as we all heard that President Joe Biden was going to go to Hawaii to survey the death and destruction of the recent wildfires, every American with half of a brain knew that “Mr. Empathy-in-Chief” was going to make it all about himself
You knew it was going to happen. As soon as we all heard that President Joe Biden was going to go to Hawaii to survey the death and destruction of the recent wildfires, every American with half of a brain knew that “Mr. Empathy-in-Chief” was going to make it all about himself
 
A devastating terror attack was prevented today through the heroic actions of a lone CIA analyst. Jack Ryan, the operative responsible for thwarting the plot, reportedly stopped the terrorist from carrying out his attack by putting his gun in lemon jello.
A devastating terror attack was prevented today through the heroic actions of a lone CIA analyst. Jack Ryan, the operative responsible for thwarting the plot, reportedly stopped the terrorist from carrying out his attack by putting his gun in lemon jello.
 
We were devastated last week to hear the Supreme Court overturned affirmative action, which has been used to help unfunny women obtain comedy writing positions for many years.
We were devastated last week to hear the Supreme Court overturned affirmative action, which has been used to help unfunny women obtain comedy writing positions for many years.
 
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