The most popular show on Netflix for young children, CoComelon made a huge splash today releasing a new song about little boys putting on dresses to dance for grown men.
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Google search on Pirates and New York City yields numerous results, including a Seattle Times article stating that in New York in 1692, “piracy was a leading economic-development tool in the city’s competition with the ports of Boston and Philadelphia.”
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 3:20 pm
By: ECU News Services
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“Star Trek” actor LeVar Burton was shocked to discover that one of his ancestors was a white Confederate soldier.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 9:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas issued an impassioned plea at the U.N. this week, begging Western powers for aid to help hospitals in Gaza, which he says are running dangerously low on ammunition.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 11:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of training to be a pilot for the Rebel Alliance, eager young pilot Nej Berik was devastated to discover he had been assigned to fly the totally lame B-wing fighter.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 6:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Media literacy" is a “tool to create the society we all deserve: one that nurtures racial equity, social justice, and true democracy"
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Lost amidst the Gaza and Ukraine headlines is the stunning failure of the U.S. Navy to protect and secure global shipping routes through the Red Sea and subsequent Suez Canal transit.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:53 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A local fish was absolutely humiliated after being caught by a six-year-old girl wielding a flimsy pink princess rod.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Residents have been filling City Hall with complaints after a city planner successfully placed "No U-Turn" signs at every intersection where any driver might actually want to make a U-turn.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Capitalists and communists have been at each other's throats for years — but why? Aren't they, deep down, all just the same? To find out, we recruited a team of expert political scientists to explain the key differences between these two ideologies so we can feel smarter.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"...we didn’t decide it, God decided."
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While government officials usually do an excellent job making decisions for your family, even they can make mistakes! Here are eight signs that it's time to change schools from what the government chose for your kid:
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 10:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Satan-worshipping cult of pedophiles is blackmailing girls into cutting themselves — but the FBI didn’t seem interested in that so much as the fact that one of its members once used the n-word, a Daily Wire investigation found.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Becoming a parent obviously changes your life drastically -- but not always quite like people expect! Allow the moms and dads of the Babylon Bee to peel back the curtain on the expectations versus reality of what it's actually like to be a parent:
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 1:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Party-backed Jeremy Rodden backed club even after a Satanist went on a murderous rampage five minutes from the school
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 4:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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Media monitoring group claims “we still don’t know” who’s to blame for Gaza hospital blast caused by Palestinian terrorists
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 4:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Buying and Constructing Buildings, Water and Sewer Projects Among Items Up for Votes on Tuesday
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 7:55 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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cite example of "transgenders" bothering girls in bathrooms, oppose schol board policy
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 2:41 pm
By: John Steed
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The secrets of the cigar lounge have been kept tightly under wraps for centuries, with women left to only speculate about the pearls of wisdom, mind-opening philosophies, and inimitable truths of life that are birthed in such an intimate, masculine setting.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News host Pete Hegseth cornered Governor Gavin Newsom (D-CA) in the spin room after Wednesday evening’s second Republican primary debate, asking whether Newsom felt like President Joe Biden was “holding him back” from pursuing a presidential run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 10:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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Are you sick of your favorite products going WOKE? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's not over yet! Hundreds of brands continue to crank out woke products that are sure to ruin your life. Not good!
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ladies, we know you want us. Who wouldn't? Every woman wants a guy who spends all his time talking about Tolkien and Star Wars and playing Zelda, but how can you attract one? It's an age-old question, but thankfully, there are very simple answers.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden admin worked on document declaring climate change a top national security risk as Kabul crumbled
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Hawaiian business slammed President Joe Biden for comparing the deadly Maui fire to a small fire in his home nearly two decades ago that was contained to his kitchen.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 1:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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CNN climate reporter Bill Weir gushed over President Joe Biden’s remarks this week in Maui where he compared the worst fire the U.S. has experienced in over 100 years to a small kitchen fire at his home nearly two decades ago.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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You knew it was going to happen. As soon as we all heard that President Joe Biden was going to go to Hawaii to survey the death and destruction of the recent wildfires, every American with half of a brain knew that “Mr. Empathy-in-Chief” was going to make it all about himself
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 4:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Keri Russell recently said she was “lucky” to leave “The All-New Mickey Mouse Club” with her “sanity” and “dignity” because others weren’t as fortunate, without explaining further.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 9:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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What is with this guy?
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 7:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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As we all know firsthand, maintaining an international bribery operation is hard work. Keeping the money flowing in without getting busted by the authorities can be tricky.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 10:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Today marked the end of an era, as the Mafia announced it was officially closing its Chicago branch due to the rising wave of violent crime in the city.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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