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How American taxpayers subsidize Europe’s welfare programs — and why Trump’s skepticism isn’t reckless.
Published: Wednesday, February 4th, 2026 @ 4:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive."
Published: Sunday, January 25th, 2026 @ 11:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Following a 6-3 ruling from the United States Supreme Court protecting him from prosecution for official acts done while in office, former President Donald Trump released a public statement in which he announced that he is now the most immune president in history.
Published: Monday, July 8th, 2024 @ 12:06 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays, but open on Sundays.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"It's a great time to buy a house right now," said Jazz Price, the realtor who gets paid if you buy a house right now.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As children of the 1980s now having our own kids, we often look back at our own childhoods and think: "I can't believe my parents let me do that." Parenting back in the 1980s was simply a different ball game than parenting today.
Published: Saturday, February 17th, 2024 @ 3:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a closed-door meeting to discuss the issue and take an official vote, residents of the state of Texas announced their plan to continue pretending Whataburger is good.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Violent riots erupted in Ireland’s capital Dublin Thursday night after four people, including three children, were injured in a stabbing attack earlier in the day.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 11:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tim Tebow's friends reportedly grew annoyed during a friendly game of pickleball this week, as the former quarterback kept stopping the game to "Tebow" after every point scored.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro sat down with author and entrepreneur Patrick Bet-David to discuss a wide range of topics, including the infiltration of woke ideology into the business world, on the latest episode of “The Sunday Special.”
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 9:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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An expert panel of sociologists has weighed in on the decline of Western civilization, and they believe they've found the exact moment that our society began to crumble:
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Members of the United States Congress have formally rebuked House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Matt Gaetz for what they are calling "unnecessary infighting" that they claim is distracting from the important work of giving themselves raises.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Trump appeared in court yesterday after Special Council Jack Smith charged him with the high crime of questioning his election results while not being a Democrat.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 6:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to slow the rise of frightening, right-wing extremism, the state of California has announced a new mandate to close all gyms and fitness centers for two weeks.
Published: Wednesday, September 13th, 2023 @ 9:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With news breaking of the Department of Justice handing down an indictment of former President Donald Trump, new details regarding the classified documents found in Trump's possession have come to light.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Wendy’s announced on Thursday that the company will test a robotic system to deliver orders underground from its kitchens to distinct parking spots outside of its restaurants, a move which comes as the food services sector turns toward automation in response to labor shortages.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 7:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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World’s Largest Food Company Hikes Prices Nearly 10% In Just Three Months Due To Inflation PressuresNestlé, the largest food and drink company in the world, raised prices by a collective 9.8% in the first three months of the year as inflationary pressures increased input costs for the business.
Published: Monday, May 15th, 2023 @ 12:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A successful marketing firm in the U.K. has come up with an ingenious plan, deciding that the centuries-old landmark Piccadilly Circus is an ideal place for an enormous Burger King billboard.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Trump reached back for his 2016 magic with Wednesday’s trip to East Palestine, Ohio, Ben Shapiro said during a chat with Sirius XM host Megyn Kelly.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said during a visit to the train derailment site in East Palestine, Ohio, that he did not visit the community sooner because he was seeking to give federal investigators room to examine the crisis.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump visited East Palestine, Ohio, on Wednesday afternoon and criticized President Joe Biden over his lack of attention toward the small rust belt community as citizens grapple with the recent train derailment and subsequent chemical fallout.
Published: Wednesday, March 1st, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ark Invest CEO Cathie Wood predicted that Amazon could use more robots than humans by 2030.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 7:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Have you ever been tempted to glance at a barely dressed woman when you're at the gym? Stop it, weakling! Women everywhere are trying to get you to stare at them so they can shame you on TikTok. Don't let this happen to you!
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Governor J.B. Pritzker (D-IL) rejected the notion that businesses are fleeing his state because of violent crime and insisted that his efforts to improve public safety are working.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After years of anticipation, Democrats released the tax returns of Donald Trump, shattering Trump's dream of working as an accountant for H&R Block. Members of the House Ways and Means Committee say this proves once and for all that Trump is "guilty of something, probably."
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former and current President Donald J. Trump reportedly threw open the storm shutters of his Mar-a-Lago estate and proclaimed that, during the night he had been visited by the ghosts of January 6 past, present, and future, and that they confirmed what he already knew
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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