Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Only 0.2 million fewer young women were enrolled.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Xi 2022: "We will never promise to renounce the use of force and we reserve the option of taking all measures necessary.”
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 3:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Climate scam continues
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 9:55 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a bold pledge, a local family has announced it will accomplish all of its Christmas gift shopping early this year, despite the fact that they will, once again, all be scrambling to stores at 5 P.M. on Christmas Eve later this year.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Charlotte’s office delinquency rates is at 30%, well above the national average of around 5%.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Carolina Journal
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call comes at UN climate conference in Dubai
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 6:23 pm
By: John Steed
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As the midpoint of the Atlantic hurricane season approaches, victims of Hurricanes Matthew and Florence are still waiting to return home years later.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Former chair of the Federal Communications Commission Ajit Pai ripped into plans by his former agency to reintroduce “net neutrality” regulations, saying that they were unnecessary and an “utter waste of time.”
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 1:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Americans are expected to spend more on food through the rest of 2023 and into 2024 as prices continue to rise even as President Joe Biden touts his record on inflation and “Bidenomics.”
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Global warming” is out, “global boiling” is in, United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres announced Thursday.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 1:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to a new report, flight delays and cancellations will plague the airline industry for the next ten years due to the shortage in the aviation industry of commercial pilots, mechanics and air traffic controllers.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 9:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"What they need is psychotherapy."
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Expressing happiness was also associated with conservatism.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 11:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Half of a trillion dollars was budgeted in the 2021 Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act (IIJA) for federal, state and local governments to create plans over the next five years for rebuilding or expanding their infrastructure systems.
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 12:52 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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It would appear the end of the world has been postponed long enough for former child environmental star Greta Thunberg to be awarded an honorary doctorate from the University of Helsinki.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 3:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Comedian Bill Maher said during an interview this week that Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis is the only candidate that can beat former President Donald Trump in the 2024 Republican presidential primary
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 9:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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The belief that North Carolina’s electricity-based CO2 emissions are still going up is wrong; they’ve fallen by 46.1 percent since 2005
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The United States is tracking a high-flying, suspected Chinese spy balloon over the lower 48 states.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 4:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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The world’s largest gathering of busybodies — AKA the World Economic Forum — is happening right now in Davos, Switzerland, leaving many to wonder who will step up and tell these know-it-alls to kick rocks.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 2:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro reacted to “60 Minutes” hosting Stanford University biology professor Paul Ehrlich to discuss purported risks of overpopulation, even though his body of work has been repeatedly proven wrong over the past half-century.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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This week, 60 Minutes host Scott Pelley held a sit-down interview on the universe's ecological sustainability with a figure who has been both dismissed as a doomsdayer and celebrated as humanity's best hope for longevity on earth: Thanos.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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One of the worst years for stocks in recent decades came after President Joe Biden made a series of rosy predictions about their performance.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 6:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year again - when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Cooper and staff from the Governor’s Office met with officials from Duke Energy to ask questions about the causes of power outages over the Christmas holiday, December 24, 25, and 26, and understand utility leaders’ plans to avoid similar outages
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 10:07 am
By: Governor's Office
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The Republican National Committee needs new leadership to beat the Democrats at their finely tuned ballot-gathering mastery, would-be party chair Harmeet Dhillon told The Daily Wire’s Ben Shapiro.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 12:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Was it just me or did Christmas come too early? Yes, it's always December 25th, but it seemed like we were still eating Halloween candy when Christmas neighbor goodies started showing up on our doorstep.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 4:05 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Wrong again
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2022 @ 6:12 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The North Carolina Democratic party saw significant movement in their party leadership recently, with more likely to come. WRAL’s Paul Specht in a long-winded but excellent report the departure of the state Democratic party executive director
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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House Minority Leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) wants to become speaker of the House, but at least five Republicans have said they won’t support him.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 10:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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American retail expenditures declined 0.6% between October and November, according to data released on Thursday by the Census Bureau.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 8:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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My previous post discussed a critical omission from Emily Oster’s wish for a Covid “amnesty”: there’s no repentance, not even an apology.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 12:44 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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