Billy Graham's experience
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 3:16 am
By: Countrygirl1411
|
An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays, but open on Sundays.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
New heaven and a new earth
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 12:48 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
|
Revelation chapter 20 verses 11 through 15
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:54 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
|
Baptist Publishing House has announced the publication of a new English translation of the Bible, the New Baptist Version or NBV, which helpfully replaces all instances of the word ‘hell' with ‘heck'.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
Putting Christ back into CHRISTmas
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 10:15 am
By: Countrygirl1411
|
A British museum has decided that an infamous Roman emperor was transgender, and will refer to him using female pronouns in the name of sensitivity.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
|
The mezuzah attached to the front door frame of our house has a little rolled scroll inside that has been blessed by a Rabbi.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:47 pm
By: Lib Campbell
|
Local Christian man Don Stanton has reportedly become so deep and spiritual, he's no longer edified by sermons that simply preach the Gospel.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
Feeling a little down? Think you've really screwed the pooch this time? Come with the Babylon Bee as we crack open the Scriptures and check out some Bible heroes who have done way, way stupider stuff than you!
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 7:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
After a terrifying three days, the prophet Jonah gathered his Assyrian followers around him to recount the harrowing tale of being tossed into the sea and swallowed by Lizzo, that mighty beast of old.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
Moses, who led God's chosen people out of the land of Egypt, reportedly asked God to part the waters of the Red Sea again real quick after he realized he must have dropped his sunglasses in the midst of the waters.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 8:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
It was a clear beautiful, royal blue sky day on Wall Street. The S & P futures were up markedly, awaiting a positive open, as I turn to get my first cup of coffee. I return to CNBC to get the morning business news, when I notice that the S & P futures are falling, and they're falling fast.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:38 am
By: Stan Deatherage
|
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw, commonly known as Dr. Phil, told Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) that the political fringes in U.S. politics were responsible for tearing the country apart and not the traditional “Left versus Right” fighting.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 12:29 am
By: Daily Wire
|
The detailed prophetic dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon can likely be attributed to an overindulgence of Funyuns and Mountain Dew Baja Blast just before bedtime, say experts.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
The official state religion of the United States entered its High Holy Days today, with worshippers around the nation being called to rededicate themselves in submission and obedience to its holy teachings.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
“Sound of Freedom” has “topped the $10 million” mark in presales at the box office just two days ahead of the release of the movie-in theaters in the United States and Canada-that deals with the horrors of human trafficking.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 4:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
|
According to sources, the prophet Ezekiel is absolutely kicking himself for not thinking to patent a recipe for sprouted flourless bread prepared over cow dung because he imagined no one in their right mind would want to eat it.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
Another set of stone tablets — purportedly bearing the commandments of God — was shattered to pieces after Moses walked in on an impromptu drag queen party being held by his people.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 8:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
California residents reported growing concern over the fate of their state after a wide variety of animals were seen going in pairs toward a large wooden boat.
Published: Sunday, March 26th, 2023 @ 8:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
Hoping to quell controversy over its practices, a local Temple of Moloch has announced plans to host a "family-friendly" child sacrifice event next weekend.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
Cooper believes schools should have total control
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:49 am
By: Countrygirl1411
|
Reading his bio, it sounds like William Barber II was destined for the role of prophet from the time he was 15. Leadership in NAACP and student government as a teenager prepared him all the roles he is now undertaking.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Lib Campbell
|
A Hamline University professor who was fired after showing images of Muhammad in her art class is now reportedly filing a lawsuit against the school.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 11:23 am
By: Daily Wire
|
World Economic Forum President Børge Brende personally invited John the Baptist to speak at their annual meeting Tuesday after uncovering his propensity for eating disgusting bugs and owning nothing while being happy.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
A dispute regarding the nature of vaccination has arisen among faithful followers of The Science, and of Fauci its prophet.
Published: Saturday, January 14th, 2023 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
Variety issued a list of the 100 greatest movies ever made, and an Alfred Hitchcock film made the top of the list.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
|