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Joffre’ Robert Fisher, Jr., 80, of Washington, North Carolina, formerly of Raleigh, NC, passed away on January 19th, 2026.
Published: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026 @ 7:17 am
By: Announcements
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Justin Keith, Jr, age 80, a resident of Belhaven, NC passed away Friday January 2, 2026 at his home in Pamlico Beach.
Published: Friday, January 9th, 2026 @ 7:24 am
By: Announcements
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Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround the Kingdom of Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Paul Coakley, age 84, a resident of the Cypress Landing community in Chocowinity, NC, died Tuesday April 2, 2024.
Published: Tuesday, April 9th, 2024 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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To clarify previous remarks on the nature of priestly blessings and same-sex couples, the see of Peter formally announced all such blessings are only appropriate if the priest ends the blessing by quickly adding, "No homo."
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 1:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Catholic Church announced this week Pope Francis has excommunicated the Apostle Paul over the latter's outdated views on women, families, and social issues.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 6:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New SGA leaders focus on mental health, transparency, safety, inclusion
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 9:14 am
By: ECU News Services
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Due to quality control issues, Saint Peter's questionnaire at the Pearly Gates has gotten stricter. Still think you can get into heaven with all your terrible opinions? Check out this list and find out!
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As Putin's funding environmentalist groups against fracking and pipelines show
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 10:43 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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A local man was suddenly struck with fear as he stood in line to enter Heaven when Saint Peter unexpectedly asked him to answer how many warriors were in the tribe of Simeon at the time of the Exodus.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Anthony Spinner, a Wisconsin man who'd recently been broken in half during a backyard wrestling match, attempted to argue his way into the Kingdom of Heaven by showing Saint Peter the Ukraine flag he placed on his Twitter bio.
Published: Thursday, August 11th, 2022 @ 3:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Athalia Cotten MacKenzie Cooper -- “Athy” to all who knew her -- died on September 18, 2021 at the Heart Institute in Greenville, following a long but quiet battle with heart disease.
Published: Monday, September 27th, 2021 @ 12:05 pm
By: Announcements
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William “Harvey” Cherry, age 64, a resident of Washington, NC died Monday August 23, 2021 at Vidant Inpatient Hospice in Greenville, NC.
Published: Monday, September 27th, 2021 @ 11:15 am
By: Announcements
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Remarks by President Trump and President Mattarella of the Italian Republic at a Reception
Published: Friday, October 18th, 2019 @ 8:32 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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After a season with very little depth at the goalkeeper position, the ECU women's soccer team has added a transfer as well as a new goalkeeping coach to work with returning starter Melanie Stiles.
Published: Monday, August 12th, 2019 @ 7:49 am
By: ECU Sports
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Elizabeth Tayloe Fowle Carter, known to everyone as Tay, passed away peacefully at home on November 10, 2018 surrounded by her children and grandchildren
Published: Monday, November 12th, 2018 @ 4:07 pm
By: Announcements
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Saint Peter is seeing all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates in Heaven.
Published: Monday, August 27th, 2018 @ 10:06 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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President Donald J. Trump today announced his intent to nominate a ninth wave of United States Attorneys and third wave of United States Marshals
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2017 @ 8:57 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Mr. Glenn Ervin Smith, Sr, age 77, a resident of 12th Street, Washington, NC died Saturday, November 19, 2016 at Vidant Pitt Hospital
Published: Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016 @ 9:58 am
By: Announcements
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Elizabeth Fowle "Bee" Morton, age 94, a resident of Washington, NC, died Monday July 25, 2016
Published: Tuesday, August 16th, 2016 @ 1:46 pm
By: Announcements
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Symbols will offend some but labels really irritate the hell out of others
Published: Thursday, July 16th, 2015 @ 5:50 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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East Carolina University's renowned football coach Ruffin McNeill will share his message of achieving success on and off the playing field as the keynote speaker at a celebration of Black History Month at Beaufort County Community College.
Published: Tuesday, January 28th, 2014 @ 11:36 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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William (Bill) Matthew Peters, a resident of Chocowinity, passed away peacefully on Jan. 19, 2014, at Vidant Inpatient Hospice in Greenville.
Published: Thursday, January 23rd, 2014 @ 3:39 am
By: Announcements
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Pattie Wiggins Harper "Patsy" Mallison, 91, died peacefully Wednesday, December 11, 2013 in Ridgewood Manor, Washington.
Published: Friday, December 13th, 2013 @ 12:43 am
By: Announcements
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Lalla Hodges Sidbury passed away peacefully surrounded by her family on Tuesday, July 9, 2013 at her home, finally defeating her 12 year courageous and victorious battle with cancer.
Published: Wednesday, July 10th, 2013 @ 2:54 am
By: Announcements
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Louis Garris May, age 74, died peacefully Tuesday afternoon, April 9, 2013 at Vidant Beaufort Hospital.
Published: Friday, April 12th, 2013 @ 12:55 pm
By: Announcements
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Louis Garris May, age 74, died peacefully Tuesday afternoon, April 9, 2013 at Vidant Beaufort Hospital.
Published: Thursday, April 11th, 2013 @ 2:16 pm
By: Announcements
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Mr. William Frank Simmons Sr., 73, died Monday, Aug. 8, 2011. A funeral will be conducted at 2 p.m. Sunday at Saint Peter’s Ministries, Aurora, with Dr. Mickey Ricardo Fields officiating.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2011 @ 3:25 pm
By: Announcements
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Washington, North Carolina may be a small city here in eastern North Carolina, but it has developed into the festival capital of the region.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2011 @ 9:08 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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