illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic
Published: Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024 @ 9:44 am
By: John Steed
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GROVELAND, IL - Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 1:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man observed a peculiar late-night ritual this week, as his wife successfully put all of the children to bed, tidied up the kitchen early, and went upstairs to relax after a stressful day by settling into a hot bubble bath
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 11:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When you're planning for the future, it's best to know the right places to invest and what you can rely on down the road. Surprising as it may be, depending on the United States federal government has not always gone well!
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man undid an entire year's worth of diet and physical activity over the course of one single hour during his family's Thanksgiving meal.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 9:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Under Joe Biden, the FBI is laser-focused on hunting down the most dangerous people in the country, the worst of the worst. And now, they need your help! It is time for every American to do their part and keep a lookout for these horrendous villains, the FBI's Top 10 Most Wanted:
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2024 @ 10:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Research on prenatal exercise continues to expand, produce healthy results
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 9:48 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Jewish students at Northeastern University in Boston encountered an anti-Israel demonstration taking place in their campus center as they tried to enter the building to attend a Shabbat dinner.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A crowd of onlookers gathered outside a local pizza parlor today as 76 sacrificial goats were delivered in preparation for former First Lady Hillary Clinton's birthday party.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jewish students were told they could "hide in the attic."
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening ceremonies for World War III.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Biden restarted construction on Trump's border wall Thursday after his son inked out a deal to secure a 10% kickback from the construction company.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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United States Representative Ilhan Omar woke up extra early Friday so she could rush downstairs to see what presents she got for the Global Day of Jihad before anyone else got up.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Don't let 'the Big Guy' fall down.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it has arrested the Air Force One stairs and charged them with a plot to assassinate the president.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 4:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Chicago’s new Mayor Brandon Johnson might actually be worse than his predecessor Lori Lightfoot. At least she provided comic relief as the city went into decay. With Johnson, all you get is a lecture about the importance of policing speech, not the streets.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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A 40-year medical research project has concluded that the number 1 cause of injury among boys aged 3-18 years is jumping off a roof with an umbrella.
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 7:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A construction crane in New York City caught fire and collapsed Wednesday morning, hitting a building before crashing down on a busy street.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 4:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden claimed Ireland was his home during a press briefing wrapping up his visit in Helsinki, Finland — and then stumbled as he boarded Air Force One to return to the United States.
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden avoided dining with world leaders again this week after while attending a NATO event in Vilnius, Lithuania.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local wife Amanda Bowman raced against the clock today, trying to get the house in order before firefighters arrived to put out the massive blaze destroying the home.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“When is the optimal time for Biden to drop out of the race?”
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Responding to Ron DeSantis's presidential candidacy announcement that crashed Twitter, President Biden ridiculed the candidate, saying that true leaders like him can crash entire economies.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden campaign has added a stunt double that will step in for the President to perform high-risk stair scenes.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Flying aboard Air Force One is pretty cool. I did it hundreds of times.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 4:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“Elvira, Mistress of the Dark” actress Cassandra Peterson said she told Brad Pitt her house was haunted before he purchased it, but that did nothing to deter the sale.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While the Biden administration has faced its share of challenges, it's not all bad! In tough times, let's try to look on the bright side, folks!
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 6:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Body cam footage released Tuesday showed the quick response of Nashville police officers to the mass shooting at a Christian elementary school Monday morning.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 5:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man brought great shame upon himself and his entire family today after exiting an elevator on the wrong floor, resulting in him having to get back on the elevator with the same people and finish the rest of the ride in disgrace.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mr. Barden Elliott Gradis, age 67, a resident of Blounts Creek, NC died Sunday, April 2, 2023, at his home.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 8:13 am
By: Announcements
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Sources report Tucker Carlson has obtained 40,000 hours of never-before-seen footage of President Joe Biden falling down the stairs on Air Force One.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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