A local man charged with preventing a third world war was tragically foiled by a set of stairs this week, sources say.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Raquel Welch, an actress who was considered one of the most attractive women to ever star in the film industry, passed away Wednesday. She was 82 years old.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 9:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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If you're a Dad who's always running around after your kids, doing house projects, and carrying in groceries, you may be burning more calories than you think! To avoid the shame of failing to maintain a perfect "Dad bod," use these tried-and-true tricks!
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former late-night talk show host Jay Leno had a wild and wacky ride on his most recent pogo stick excursion, according to sources. While navigating a staircase, Leno took a slip on a banana peel and bounced down 175 steps, ultimately landing on a cactus.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 9:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former House Speakeri Nancy Pelosi is blaming Governor Kathy Hochul (D-NY) for the Democratic Party’s failure to retain control of the House of Representatives in the 2022 midterm elections.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina House rule change for veto votes without notice is less of a difference than it seems
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:15 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Push suicide, get organs
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 7:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Country music singer Naomi Judd, who formed the famed Judds duo with her daughter Wynonna, left a post-it note before her suicide asserting she did not want Wynonna at her funeral.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 9:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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DNA found on a knife sheath, as well as video surveillance and cell phone records, led police to the man suspected of killing four University of Idaho students, newly released court documents show.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 7:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year again - when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Major Capra was fresh from his stint in the U.S. Army Signal Corps; Colonel Stewart had just provided the U.S. Army Air Corps his best years; and these two great patriots made one great film.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 4:47 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Vladimir Putin fell down a flight of stairs and soiled his pants earlier this week, prompting more rumors about his deteriorating health, according to a Telegram channel that claims to have sources close to the Russian president.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 12:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It may have been a long time ago and probably today seems corny, but how many of you remember trying to sneak down to get a peek at Santa Claus.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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According to sources, local man Jeremy Thomas has spent three weeks stuck in a perpetual loop, going upstairs, forgetting why he went upstairs, and then going back downstairs. The loop began on a Sunday night after a Cowboys game and has continued since.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 5:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, the parent company of the popular toy "Elf on a Shelf" announced a new extension to their product line – "Antifa On A Shelf," an Antifa-themed doll that burns down a different part of the house every night while the family sleeps.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 2:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Alan Tucker patiently waited for his entire family to fall asleep so he could hide in the office to listen to Taylor Swift's newest album Midnights.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Serious question: If President Joe Biden were your dad, would you let him live on his own? Or would you start having conversations with your siblings about putting him in a retirement home?
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 4:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"We cannot surrender any street anywhere in the state of New York to criminals."
Published: Thursday, October 13th, 2022 @ 7:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Saturday Night Live has launched yet another season featuring more parodies of former President Donald Trump. The cast and crew stated they would love to make fun of the current president too if only he ever did anything at all deserving of mockery.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 9:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I’m not a doctor, so it really isn’t within my purview to say whether or not President Joe Biden has dementia. I do have common sense, however, and can say that Wednesday, September 28, 2022, was one of his most demented days ever.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 8:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local father Justin Walker works 60 hours a week, helps with the kids and housework, plays in a church softball league, volunteers for Sunday service, and does yard work on the weekends.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 10:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden one time single-handedly helped an elderly lady take down a Wilmington gang and lower the crime rate: For real. Not a joke.
Published: Saturday, September 10th, 2022 @ 10:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Women are such unbelievably mysterious creatures, trying to figure out when one is mad at you can be, well, maddening!
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 2:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ivana Trump was laid to rest Wednesday at her ex-husband Donald Trump’s Bedminster Golf Club cemetery following an intimate, invite-only “Celebration of Life” funeral service at St. Vincent Ferrer Church.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 6:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ivana Trump’s three children posted tributes to their mother late this week after she died following injuries that she sustained from falling down the stairs.
Published: Thursday, July 28th, 2022 @ 4:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Law enforcement officials are reportedly investigating whether Ivana Trump, 73, died on Thursday after falling down the stairs of her home in New York City.
Published: Tuesday, July 26th, 2022 @ 12:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ivana Trump, the first wife of former President Donald Trump, reportedly died from injuries that she sustained after falling down the stairs at her home in New York City.
Published: Monday, July 25th, 2022 @ 8:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume said this week that President Joe Biden is “clearly deteriorating” and “clearly senile.” He also called into question if POTUS will even be able to finish out this term.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 2:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Despite working from home, local man Jarron Bullenix learned today that his lifestyle is anything but sedentary when he rose for his second cupboard visit before noon, causing his Apple Watch to congratulate him for hitting his daily “Stand” goal.
Published: Thursday, June 30th, 2022 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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VR headsets give construction students unique building views
Published: Sunday, May 22nd, 2022 @ 1:12 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Grammy-winning singer Naomi Judd, 76, committed suicide by shooting herself after battling mental health problems for years, her daughter Ashley revealed Thursday.
Published: Sunday, May 15th, 2022 @ 12:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Kim Kardashian this week posted a string of tweets urging Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) to stop the execution of a mother convicted in 2007 of brutally beating her two-year-old daughter to death.
Published: Monday, April 11th, 2022 @ 8:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Kim Kardashian is using her celebrity to try to get Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) to stop the execution of a mother convicted in 2007 of brutally beating her two-year-old daughter to death.
Published: Sunday, April 10th, 2022 @ 6:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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