A deceased woman's most heartfelt wishes were finally realized this week, as a local family beautifully memorialized their beloved Aunt Millie by placing a decal bearing her name in the window of their Chrysler PT Cruiser.
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's Official - I Am Running For NC Labor Commissioner
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 8:45 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A proud parent whose child just enrolled in a university other than Harvard is reportedly so proud that they've decided to slap a "My kid didn't go to Harvard" bumper sticker on their car.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Christians can be hard to buy gifts for. You've gotta know what they're into, what kinds of gifts they'd consider sinful, and most of all, what denomination they're a part of. There's no holiday faux pas like accidentally gifting a John MacArthur book to a charismatic.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 5:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ireland's Prime Minister Leo Varadkar announced that under the nation's new hate speech laws, asking an immigrant to stop stabbing you will now be considered a hate crime.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 10:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Media literacy" is a “tool to create the society we all deserve: one that nurtures racial equity, social justice, and true democracy"
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an effort to smooth things over with the Jewish community after baristas voiced support for Hamas, coffee giant Starbucks has begun to give Jewish customers a little something extra by placing a yellow star sticker on their coffee cups.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Customers have already begun camping out by the thousands after a local grocery store announced on Black Friday they would sell food for the price it was back when Trump was President.
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Supermarket chains are installing defibrillators at checkout counters due to the growing number of heart attacks that occur when a customer sees their checkout total.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 7:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Wait a minute, is that young couple looking for a home in your neighborhood from California? You better get them out of here pronto before they turn your beautiful state into a socialist cesspool!
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NYC Library Vandalized By Pro-Palestinian Protesters Needs $75,000 Clean-Up Amid Migrant Budget CutsHundreds protested during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 8:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A mob of pro–Palestinian protesters attempted to kick in a door at Grand Central Station in New York City on Friday night as demonstrators throughout the city tore down American flags and vandalized buildings.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Your ‘coexist’ bumper sticker won’t save you."
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Merchandising companies released an updated version of the iconic 'COEXIST' bumper sticker this week with the Star Of David removed and replaced by the image of Hamas paragliders.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As heavy rains began pouring down upon the landscape, sending thousands of people scattering in terror, Noah's wife placed a series of stick figure decals on the back of the ark, according to sources.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Remember the good ol' days when you could Tebow in a public-school stadium without fear of losing your job? With football season getting started, The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with a list of other ways besides Tebowing to honor God during a football game.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An expert panel of sociologists has weighed in on the decline of Western civilization, and they believe they've found the exact moment that our society began to crumble:
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Undoing years of indoctrination in a matter of weeks
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Members of the UNC System’s Board of Governors and UNC-Chapel Hill’s Board of Trustees are asking questions and offering pushback to university administrators following a “surprise” announcement last week
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Well-being initiative builds mental health awareness
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:57 am
By: ECU News Services
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Study by Duke University School of Law researchers and the North Carolina Office of State Treasurer finds that North Carolina's hospitals obtained legal judgments, including interest charges, from patients with medical debt
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 11:23 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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“NEVER SURRENDER!” reads the caption on the merch.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 10:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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With the Fourth of July behind us, we as a nation can finally return to topless men twerking on the lawn of the White House as part of America's fabulous Summer of Pride, just like the Founding Fathers envisioned.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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More changes are on the way for the recently renamed Fort Bragg, and they come with a hefty price tag.
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 7:09 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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United States Secretary of State Antony Blinken recently said you can’t “have a hierarchy” when asked if climate change is a greater threat to humanity than nuclear war.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tensions flared today after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy accused Russia of sending espionage agents into his country to place little Nazi stickers on all his soldiers' helmets.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A national mass surveillance system boosted by artificial intelligence (AI) took root in another state.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 10:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Middle schoolers in Massachusetts were accused of “intolerance and homophobia” after they reportedly revolted against a Pride celebration at the school and chanted that their pronouns were “USA.”
Published: Monday, July 3rd, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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chant "USA are my pronouns"
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 8:44 pm
By: John Steed
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