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"He totally missed it."
Published: Saturday, November 22nd, 2025 @ 9:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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The illegal immigrant struck the ICE agent with his vehicle on Friday while the feds were conducting an operation.
Published: Wednesday, September 24th, 2025 @ 3:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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If a white person commits a crime against a black person, it is a national news story.
Published: Monday, September 15th, 2025 @ 5:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Soft-on-crime Democrat Roy Cooper stayed silent this weekend after police released the footage of a repeat offender brutally murdering an innocent passenger on the Charlotte Light Rail.
Published: Tuesday, September 9th, 2025 @ 10:01 am
By: ENC NOW
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not se environmentally friendly after all
Published: Wednesday, August 20th, 2025 @ 10:55 am
By: John Steed
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ends Obama pandering to mentally challenged
Published: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025 @ 3:24 pm
By: John Steed
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speaking to conference of Salvini's Lega Party by video
Published: Monday, April 7th, 2025 @ 9:12 am
By: John Steed
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The quest to survive until Monday morning commenced Friday afternoon, as a local husband and father who works two jobs during the week began mentally preparing himself for a chaotic and stressful weekend with his wife and children.
Published: Sunday, March 23rd, 2025 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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These cartels need to be totally destroyed
Published: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025 @ 9:37 pm
By: John Steed
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says cult is blindly worshipping "vacuous policy-free, and totally inept leader"
Published: Saturday, August 24th, 2024 @ 9:23 am
By: John Steed
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Bushnell identified as an anarchist and used "he/him" pronouns.
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 9:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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WASHINGTON, DC — In a major win for body positivity, the Center for Disease Control released a new scale this week to help doctors inform slightly larger patients they're doing great and definitely won't die young from any sort of coronary episode.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A grand jury in Texas declined to file charges against the man who last year shot and killed a suspected robber at a Houston-area taqueria before returning the stolen money to other patrons, authorities announced on Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 2:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Christians can be hard to buy gifts for. You've gotta know what they're into, what kinds of gifts they'd consider sinful, and most of all, what denomination they're a part of. There's no holiday faux pas like accidentally gifting a John MacArthur book to a charismatic.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 5:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Black veterans get disability benefits twice as much as whites. Biden says ‘equity’ means they should get even more.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 5:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Victims in every state soar from murdered college student to raped developmentally challenged person
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 8:21 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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After the shock of a Special Counsel report that characterized the President as mentally incompetent to stand trial, Biden has joined the growing chorus of voices in calling for the President to step down.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials said this week that an illegal alien was released back into the public after being arrested for alleged sexual crimes.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 8:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, who is attempting to catch up with Donald Trump in the Republican primary, took less than a third of the vote in the Nevada primary on Tuesday even though Trump wasn’t on the ballot.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a surprise legal move, a Texas court has ruled any marriage totally and completely invalid if the country classic "Cotton Eye Joe" is not played at least once during the wedding reception.
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Republicans are back in the driver's seat in the House of Representatives, which means wild and excessive government spending will finally be brought under control. The GOP is vowing to do whatever is necessary to balance the books in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, January 24th, 2024 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of training to be a pilot for the Rebel Alliance, eager young pilot Nej Berik was devastated to discover he had been assigned to fly the totally lame B-wing fighter.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 6:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the Federal government was staffed by a bunch of totally depraved and sexually perverted weirdos.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed his country on Saturday night about the tragic accident that unfolded late this week in which three of the Israeli hostages that were taken by Hamas were accidentally killed inside Gaza.
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sylvester Stallone‘s wife Jennifer Flavin said she’s really glad she and her husband moved out of California because she needed a change and to live a “totally different lifestyle” that they have found in Florida.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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claimed to be Freedom Caucus type in primary; now totally swamp RINO
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 4:29 pm
By: John Steed
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A former spokesperson for Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) dropped her calls to #BelieveAllWomen when she was confronted with reports that Israeli women had been brutally raped by Hamas terrorists during the October 7 massacre.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a horrific yet tiny accident, Houston Astros second baseman José Altuve was accidentally stepped on as the Texas Rangers stormed the mound to celebrate making it to the World Series.
Published: Thursday, December 14th, 2023 @ 10:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many on social media these days are talking about the trend of "Tradwives", a totally new concept where women marry, have kids, take care of those kids, love their husbands, and engage in traditional home-making tasks.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The senator tore into the Biden administration for being "fundamentally unserious" and obsessed with "leftist woke politics," at the expense of national security.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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Members of the terrorist organization Hamas were left frustrated after hearing many leftists in the United States and throughout the world were skeptical that Hamas had brutally massacred over 1,300 Jewish civilians after Hamas had put serious effort into livestreaming the atrocities.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"They got the oppressor, oppressed narrative a little mucked up."
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a split 2-1 ruling, the 4th US Circuit Court of Appeals has revived a lawsuit against the city of Charlotte and a police officer who fatally shot a man in 2017.
Published: Thursday, November 16th, 2023 @ 11:35 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Apple capped off its rollout day by announcing the first ever totally carbon-neutral Uyghur slave camp, to raucous cheers from those gathered in attendance.
Published: Thursday, November 16th, 2023 @ 1:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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FBI Director Christopher Wray said his agency’s interactions with social media companies have “changed fundamentally” due to court rulings.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After record-breaking low box office sales with the opening of The Marvels, Disney has announced they will be rereleasing the flop and replacing every single actor with Chris Pratt.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly ahead of schedule.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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