According to sources embedded within the Baxter residence, local teenage son Matt Jennings casually asked his mother what she was cooking for dinner just 20 minutes after consuming approximately 50,000 calories at the family's 3 P.M. Thanksgiving dinner.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 11:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It happens to all of us: you sit down around the dinner table with your family, thank God for the turkey, and just as you're about to take a bite of grandma's delicious cheesy potato dish, your crazy uncle starts ranting about how the Fellowship could have just taken the Eagles to Mordor.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Atheists around America spent the day sitting patiently around dining room tables waiting for a wonderful Thanksgiving meal to materialize itself from nothing.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man found himself embroiled in a personal crisis today as he prepared to take his traditional trip to an extended family Thanksgiving holiday after coming to the realization that he is, indeed, the "weird uncle" he's heard people talking about.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 1:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man undid an entire year's worth of diet and physical activity over the course of one single hour during his family's Thanksgiving meal.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 9:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In response to criticism about the high prices of food as the holiday season approaches, the Biden administration assured American families that the cost of Thanksgiving dinner is actually down significantly this year
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 8:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Thanksgiving changes from year to year, the dates change, and the attendees at the Thanksgiving feast are different. Chairs are empty that once weren’t. How is gratitude mounted in the face of grief and loss?
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Lib Campbell
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A friend gave us an insulated mug with a clever cartoon saying, “Happy Hallothanksmus.”
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 4:48 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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As Thanksgiving approaches, Americans prepare for a holiday marked by higher grocery prices this year.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 11:39 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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With the Thanksgiving holiday weekend coming to an end, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) announced his plan for a quick vote on President Joe Biden’s request for roughly $106 billion in funds for Israel, Ukraine, and other national security priorities.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 3:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A train derailment in Kentucky on Wednesday caused molten sulphur to spill out of two cars, starting a fire and leading to some residents evacuating the area.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 11:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Children’s entertainment has been slowly becoming woke-ified over time, with the slippery slope turning into a perilous mudslide over the last few years especially.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) said on Sunday that she would try again to get Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas impeached after the House punted on her latest effort last week.
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 2:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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Giving thanks
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Thanksgiving as a holiday just makes profound sense. It is one of the Unites States's oldest holidays and is emblematic of who Americans are ... or maybe were.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 8:55 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Was it just me or did Christmas come too early? Yes, it's always December 25th, but it seemed like we were still eating Halloween candy when Christmas neighbor goodies started showing up on our doorstep.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 4:05 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Mitch Kokai, John Locke Foundation senior political analyst, discusses issues N.C. families might discuss at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 8:20 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The High Point University Survey Research Center asked 1,015 respondents Nov. 10 - 17 the simple question about their favorite pie, and 25% responded with pumpkin.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:07 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The average cost for a Thanksgiving dinner of 10 people is $64.05, up 20% from last year’s record-setting $53.31.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 2:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Sticker shock is hitting some shoppers as they get ready to host Thanksgiving this year. The soaring cost of energy is slowing supply chains for grocery stores and spiking costs for farmers.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 9:56 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A 28-year-old man has been rescued from the Gulf of Mexico after falling off of a cruise ship and spending hours in the water.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 9:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities in Florida said that they stopped a woman from causing a “mass casualty” event on Thanksgiving when they say she tried to drive her SUV through a Turkey Trot course that had thousands of people on it.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 9:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden were at Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point in North Carolina Monday to serve a meal to 400 Marines their families.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Biden’s Chief of Staff gives Americans a list of accomplishments to chat about with “that uncle”
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 9:54 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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If you are hosting Thanksgiving this year, you can expect to pay much more for your feast. Nearly all your favorite ingredients will have increased in price since last year.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The White House geared up for the Thanksgiving holiday by sharing a list of talking points for people to reference if the happened to find themselves talking to “that uncle” during a family gathering.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 11:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Chad Pullman, 39, slipped into a deep depression Monday after finishing off the last of the Thanksgiving leftovers. Doctors say he has been unable to leave his bedroom for two days.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Americans expected to pay more for Thanksgiving turkey this year than ever before, but residents of some states are experiencing far higher prices than their counterparts in others as inflation continues to impact the economy.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 9:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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What a year 2022 has been! We have so much to be thankful for at the Bee. The world may be a roiling cauldron of hellish insanity sliding into oblivion, but it's a funny roiling cauldron of hellish insanity sliding into oblivion!
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 10:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man is celebrating after his bathroom scale confirmed he had met his ambitious fitness goal of gaining only 9 pounds over the Thanksgiving weekend.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 10:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sheetz offering lower prices on unleaded 88 gas until November 28 as a benefit to those in need
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 10:24 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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As inflation comes home to roost for many American families preparing to celebrate Thanksgiving, leadership at one of the largest poultry producers in the nation is denying that households will shift from turkey to other alternatives.
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 9:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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