The Prime Minister of Japan admitted today that sushi was a giant prank by the people of Japan to see if they could get people to actually eat raw fish.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 5:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local lawmakers and citizens alike were surprised to find that legalizing the recreational use of marijuana produced no negative results, except for the fact that the entire city now smells like weed.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has officially reversed the COVID vaccine requirement for the military, as it is no longer needed now that all the Conservatives have been weeded out.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 10:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year again - when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Justin Simpson took a trip to the mall on Christmas Eve to begin his Christmas shopping, only to find a vacant lot where the mall once stood.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi waved the Ukrainian flag from the House rostrum last week before a global television audience, it signaled not only further erosion of American sovereignty but also a clear signal World War III soon to escalate.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 7:52 pm
By: The Correspondent
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New CNN CEO Chris Licht pushed back — hard — against claims that he wanted the network to be more “centrist” under his leadership, calling the notion “bulls***.”
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 8:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nontraditional ECU mathematics graduate student continues family legacy of Pirate alumni
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 6:21 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk released information through journalist Matt Taibbi Friday afternoon showing that Twitter was working in conjunction with then-Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden’s team, removing tweets that team Biden wanted deleted.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 5:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Social media gets a bad rap these days, but did you know there are tremendous health benefits to scrolling endlessly on social media and interacting with hostile strangers for hours on end?
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 1:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to reports from across the country, the number of individuals in the country who are libertarian and libertarian-curious is declining. Experts attribute this decline to the rise of "drag queen story hour."
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 3:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire Host and best selling author Matt Walsh addressed a crowd of about 400 people at the University of California, Berkeley after airing his acclaimed documentary “What is a Woman?”
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 6:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk is infamous for being a brutal boss to work for, and with his acquisition of Twitter, the employees will have to adjust to an absolutely crushing new work environment. Can they survive?
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 6:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Mailing it in” doesn’t mean what you thought it meant, at least not when it comes to elections.
Published: Wednesday, November 23rd, 2022 @ 10:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A gardener succeeded in his plot to ruin a local man's important Zoom call by lurking in the bushes outside the man's window and firing up his leaf blower as the business meeting began.
Published: Thursday, November 10th, 2022 @ 4:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Critics ripped into Vice President Kamala Harris over the weekend as video circulated of her claiming that no one should go to jail simply for smoking marijuana.
Published: Thursday, November 10th, 2022 @ 2:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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More experiments on the people through gene editing
Published: Sunday, October 16th, 2022 @ 9:21 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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New York University organic chemistry professor Maitland Jones was fired after students petitioned the school with claims that his class was too difficult.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 1:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Opening door have consequences
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 11:29 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Within the past month, Investigators with the Beaufort County Sheriff's Office Drug Unit have arrested the following eleven people.
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 1:13 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Funded Level Grows More Than Fourfold Since Treasurer Folwell First Took Office
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 11:55 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Podcaster Charlamagne Tha God’s advice for President Joe Biden for the midterms involves Biden letting “every single person” locked up “federally for a non-violent marijuana offense” out of jail.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 8:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina has seen a $7 billion improvement over the past year in the shortfall for government retirees’ health benefits. That’s according to a new report from The Segal Group.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 12:13 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Back in the “bobby-sox 60’s” era Neil Sedaka recorded the song, “Breaking Up is Hard to Do.” I thought about it in contemplating a break-up of my own.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 9:51 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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The FBI’s use of confidential human sources is again a centerpiece of a second trial of two men accused of conspiring to kidnap the governor of Michigan.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 11:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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People no longer want to join the military
Published: Monday, August 15th, 2022 @ 5:55 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Worries over impact of recession grows as Meta, Alphabet look to restrict or freeze hiring
Published: Sunday, August 7th, 2022 @ 8:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Islamic extremist group al-Qaeda is surging again, thanks in part to the Taliban’s takeover of Afghanistan.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 11:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Democrat President Joe Biden will reimplement former President Donald Trump's Migrant Protection Protocols (MPP), more commonly referred to as the Remain in Mexico policy, as soon as next week after he was ordered by a court to do so.
Published: Sunday, July 31st, 2022 @ 1:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Liberal Neighbors In Game Of Chicken To See Who Will Take Down Their 'Black Lives Matter' Sign FirstAccording to sources, two neighbors in an upscale liberal suburb are currently locked in a battle of chicken to see who will be the first person to take down their "Black Lives Matter" yard sign — thereby showing the entire neighborhood they've stopped caring about black lives.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 7:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When you've "hit the wall," it is definitely time to take a break from what you're thinking about and what you're doing. You need to refresh yourself before you can take a fresh look at the problem you're trying to solve or help solve.
Published: Sunday, July 17th, 2022 @ 7:10 pm
By: Raynor James
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Fresh off a Second Amendment rebuke from the U.S. Supreme Court, liberal New York lawmakers are seeking to use the social media accounts of handgun permit applicants to screen their worthiness.
Published: Thursday, July 14th, 2022 @ 6:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A few days ago, as I was finishing shaving, my wife mentioned that she had an upset stomach. So I handed her 2 Tums and set the bottle down on the vanity counter facing our mirror.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 10:27 pm
By: John Lacava
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