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"I mean, have you seen what he’s doing online? And it’s like, ugh, just take a deep breath."
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2025 @ 8:26 pm By: Daily Wire
"I mean, have you seen what he’s doing online? And it’s like, ugh, just take a deep breath."
 
Weird Walz bailed out while J.D. Vance served his country in Iraq
Published: Wednesday, August 7th, 2024 @ 10:34 am By: John Steed
Weird Walz bailed out while J.D. Vance served his country in Iraq
 
Vice President Kamala Harris and her surrogates have started to use the attack line that Ohio Sen. JD Vance (R) is “weird.”
Published: Saturday, August 3rd, 2024 @ 9:51 am By: Daily Wire
Vice President Kamala Harris and her surrogates have started to use the attack line that Ohio Sen. JD Vance (R) is “weird.”
 
Legendary film director Tim Burton announced another upcoming film starring actors Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter where everyone is pale and weird.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 6:51 pm By: Babylon Bee
Legendary film director Tim Burton announced another upcoming film starring actors Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter where everyone is pale and weird.
 
In a bizarre coincidence, Senator John Fetterman has suddenly become more conservative after his brain resumed working.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 8:45 pm By: Babylon Bee
In a bizarre coincidence, Senator John Fetterman has suddenly become more conservative after his brain resumed working.
 
A local man found himself embroiled in a personal crisis today as he prepared to take his traditional trip to an extended family Thanksgiving holiday after coming to the realization that he is, indeed, the "weird uncle" he's heard people talking about.
A local man found himself embroiled in a personal crisis today as he prepared to take his traditional trip to an extended family Thanksgiving holiday after coming to the realization that he is, indeed, the "weird uncle" he's heard people talking about.
 
In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the Federal government was staffed by a bunch of totally depraved and sexually perverted weirdos.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 9:03 am By: Babylon Bee
In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the Federal government was staffed by a bunch of totally depraved and sexually perverted weirdos.
 
Tragedy struck a local family today after a mother went the entire day without having her infant do "tummy time," resulting in the baby's head taking on the shape of a weird, fleshy cube.
Published: Friday, December 29th, 2023 @ 8:11 am By: Babylon Bee
Tragedy struck a local family today after a mother went the entire day without having her infant do "tummy time," resulting in the baby's head taking on the shape of a weird, fleshy cube.
 
Authorities have advised the public to be on the lookout due to an obviously sociopathic friend of yours who may be calling you just to talk. Officials warn that this type of action from your friend is a clear indication that they are, in fact, a total weirdo.
Authorities have advised the public to be on the lookout due to an obviously sociopathic friend of yours who may be calling you just to talk. Officials warn that this type of action from your friend is a clear indication that they are, in fact, a total weirdo.
 
A number of Raleigh politicos expected legislative leadership to announce a budget agreement this week. On Tuesday, however, tales of a budget agreement came and went.
A number of Raleigh politicos expected legislative leadership to announce a budget agreement this week. On Tuesday, however, tales of a budget agreement came and went.
 
Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
 
Despite the fact that Halloween ended last night, unemployed political activist Colin Kaepernick was still seen this morning pretending to be a football player.
Despite the fact that Halloween ended last night, unemployed political activist Colin Kaepernick was still seen this morning pretending to be a football player.
 
the sexual deviancy of Democrat candidates just gets weirder
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:33 am By: John Steed
Liberty safe owners attempting to retrieve their guns today were surprised to discover that the dials on the safe now only turn to the left.
Liberty safe owners attempting to retrieve their guns today were surprised to discover that the dials on the safe now only turn to the left.
 
A local man has been rushed to the hospital this morning with life-threatening injuries sustained from sleeping in a slightly different position than he normally does.
A local man has been rushed to the hospital this morning with life-threatening injuries sustained from sleeping in a slightly different position than he normally does.
 
Unless you're a total weirdo, it's unlikely you consider paying taxes the best part of being an American. Fortunately for you, there are some creative and innovative ways to avoid paying your taxes.
Unless you're a total weirdo, it's unlikely you consider paying taxes the best part of being an American. Fortunately for you, there are some creative and innovative ways to avoid paying your taxes.
 
Famed atheist and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins slammed transgender ideology during an interview over the weekend, calling it “distinctly weird” and an “odd distortion of reality.”
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 10:29 am By: Daily Wire
Famed atheist and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins slammed transgender ideology during an interview over the weekend, calling it “distinctly weird” and an “odd distortion of reality.”
 
Lawmakers held an explosive hearing on Wednesday on the topic of UFOs, and things got, well, weird.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm By: Daily Wire
Lawmakers held an explosive hearing on Wednesday on the topic of UFOs, and things got, well, weird.
 
Some are kind of small, three feet at most. Others are more than four times larger, as big as a car.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm By: Daily Wire
Some are kind of small, three feet at most. Others are more than four times larger, as big as a car.
 
As the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America embraces a growing number of progressive positions, local Lutheran man Cliff Cliffstofferson wants to clarify that he is one of the weird ones who still believes The Bible.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm By: Babylon Bee
As the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America embraces a growing number of progressive positions, local Lutheran man Cliff Cliffstofferson wants to clarify that he is one of the weird ones who still believes The Bible.
 
In a tense exchange with the press today, President Biden defended himself against charges of corruption and bribery, claiming that a recent $10 million payment to his cat Willow is "totally legitimate" and there's nothing weird about it at all.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 6:20 pm By: Babylon Bee
In a tense exchange with the press today, President Biden defended himself against charges of corruption and bribery, claiming that a recent $10 million payment to his cat Willow is "totally legitimate" and there's nothing weird about it at all.
 
Dana Rivers killed three people in 2016 and burned their house to hide the evidence.
Published: Friday, May 5th, 2023 @ 1:28 am By: Daily Wire
Dana Rivers killed three people in 2016 and burned their house to hide the evidence.
 
Scholars of the Hebrew Bible at Israel's Bar Ilan University have discovered new fine print in the Noahic Covenant.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 8:36 am By: Babylon Bee
Scholars of the Hebrew Bible at Israel's Bar Ilan University have discovered new fine print in the Noahic Covenant.
 
Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:07 am By: Babylon Bee
Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
 
In honor of Women's History Month, a woman knelt down in front of a man to demonstrate subservience and submission. Witnesses described the historic event as "weird" and "an unusual way to promote the empowerment of women."
In honor of Women's History Month, a woman knelt down in front of a man to demonstrate subservience and submission. Witnesses described the historic event as "weird" and "an unusual way to promote the empowerment of women."
 
What is with this guy? President Joe Biden has a particular penchant, some might say a pathological need, to tell obvious lies at the weirdest times.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 4:15 pm By: Daily Wire
What is with this guy? President Joe Biden has a particular penchant, some might say a pathological need, to tell obvious lies at the weirdest times.
 
Journalist and commentator Piers Morgan explained the fall of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry culminated after a “weird series of events,” including the exposure of the couple’s climate alarmism hypocrisy.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 11:53 am By: Daily Wire
Journalist and commentator Piers Morgan explained the fall of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry culminated after a “weird series of events,” including the exposure of the couple’s climate alarmism hypocrisy.
 
People sure have been making a big deal about vaccine efficacy and myocarditis for some reason. Weird! Don't be afraid of taking the vaccine. It may not cure COVID-19, but what it does do is far more valuable.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 10:52 am By: Babylon Bee
People sure have been making a big deal about vaccine efficacy and myocarditis for some reason. Weird! Don't be afraid of taking the vaccine. It may not cure COVID-19, but what it does do is far more valuable.
 
Do you homeschool your kids? Ew! Where will they learn social skills? Aren't you concerned about that? Oh well--even weird homeschoolers deserve a good Christmas, so here are some gift ideas to help you out!
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 11:59 am By: Babylon Bee
Do you homeschool your kids? Ew! Where will they learn social skills? Aren't you concerned about that? Oh well--even weird homeschoolers deserve a good Christmas, so here are some gift ideas to help you out!
 
Child grooming is every parent's nightmare. No, this isn't about personal hygiene (a common misconception), we're talking about Left-wing perverts teaching your kids their weird sexual kinks. But how can you be sure your child's school is a groomer-free zone?
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 3:04 pm By: Babylon Bee
Child grooming is every parent's nightmare. No, this isn't about personal hygiene (a common misconception), we're talking about Left-wing perverts teaching your kids their weird sexual kinks. But how can you be sure your child's school is a groomer-free zone?
 
After careful consideration, America has decided that religious people can still be allowed in society, so long as they aren't one of those psychos who actually believe their religion.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 3:18 pm By: Babylon Bee
After careful consideration, America has decided that religious people can still be allowed in society, so long as they aren't one of those psychos who actually believe their religion.
 
Psychologists and anthropologists are baffled by early reports from a previously uncontacted African tribe that boasts zero mental health issues despite having no access to the excellent online therapy services of BetterHelp.com.
Psychologists and anthropologists are baffled by early reports from a previously uncontacted African tribe that boasts zero mental health issues despite having no access to the excellent online therapy services of BetterHelp.com.
 
The new normal is pretty weird, man. Just when you think Biden’s America cannot get any stranger, he trots out an aging folk singer to celebrate the passage of a multi-billion boondoggle climate change chicanery bill known as the Inflation Reduction Act.
The new normal is pretty weird, man. Just when you think Biden’s America cannot get any stranger, he trots out an aging folk singer to celebrate the passage of a multi-billion boondoggle climate change chicanery bill known as the Inflation Reduction Act.
 
President Joe Biden’s prime-time speech Thursday night, which featured a blood-red backdrop and a grim warning about the endangered “soul of America,” drew fierce reactions online, with critics branding the content divisive and the theatrics just plain weird.
President Joe Biden’s prime-time speech Thursday night, which featured a blood-red backdrop and a grim warning about the endangered “soul of America,” drew fierce reactions online, with critics branding the content divisive and the theatrics just plain weird.
 
Vice President Kamala Harris‘s definition of “secure” is pretty weird. On Sunday, Harris told NBC’s Chuck Todd that the border is “secure in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration.”
Vice President Kamala Harris‘s definition of “secure” is pretty weird. On Sunday, Harris told NBC’s Chuck Todd that the border is “secure in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration.”
 
President Joe Biden’s prime-time speech Thursday night, which featured a blood-red backdrop and a grim warning about the endangered “soul of America,” drew fierce reactions online, with critics branding the content divisive and the theatrics just plain weird.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 11:56 am By: Daily Wire
President Joe Biden’s prime-time speech Thursday night, which featured a blood-red backdrop and a grim warning about the endangered “soul of America,” drew fierce reactions online, with critics branding the content divisive and the theatrics just plain weird.
 
Pennsylvania voters are on the edge of their seats today as Senate Candidate Mehmet Oz has promised to reveal one weird trick to getting crushed in a Senate race by a violent stroke victim.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 6:40 pm By: Babylon Bee
Pennsylvania voters are on the edge of their seats today as Senate Candidate Mehmet Oz has promised to reveal one weird trick to getting crushed in a Senate race by a violent stroke victim.
 
He shuffled to the podium at the entrance of the East Room in the White House, and then he spoke about the one issue that is forever on his politics first mind - Covid.
He shuffled to the podium at the entrance of the East Room in the White House, and then he spoke about the one issue that is forever on his politics first mind - Covid.
 
Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from "women." Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 3:53 pm By: Babylon Bee
Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from "women." Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.
 

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