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"I mean, have you seen what he’s doing online? And it’s like, ugh, just take a deep breath."
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2025 @ 8:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Weird Walz bailed out while J.D. Vance served his country in Iraq
Published: Wednesday, August 7th, 2024 @ 10:34 am
By: John Steed
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Vice President Kamala Harris and her surrogates have started to use the attack line that Ohio Sen. JD Vance (R) is “weird.”
Published: Saturday, August 3rd, 2024 @ 9:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Slovakia and Italy express disgust
Published: Thursday, August 1st, 2024 @ 11:46 am
By: John Steed
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Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Team Up For New Movie Where Everyone Is Pale And WeirdLegendary film director Tim Burton announced another upcoming film starring actors Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter where everyone is pale and weird.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 6:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bizarre coincidence, Senator John Fetterman has suddenly become more conservative after his brain resumed working.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 8:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man found himself embroiled in a personal crisis today as he prepared to take his traditional trip to an extended family Thanksgiving holiday after coming to the realization that he is, indeed, the "weird uncle" he's heard people talking about.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 1:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the Federal government was staffed by a bunch of totally depraved and sexually perverted weirdos.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tragedy struck a local family today after a mother went the entire day without having her infant do "tummy time," resulting in the baby's head taking on the shape of a weird, fleshy cube.
Published: Friday, December 29th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities have advised the public to be on the lookout due to an obviously sociopathic friend of yours who may be calling you just to talk. Officials warn that this type of action from your friend is a clear indication that they are, in fact, a total weirdo.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A number of Raleigh politicos expected legislative leadership to announce a budget agreement this week. On Tuesday, however, tales of a budget agreement came and went.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:10 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite the fact that Halloween ended last night, unemployed political activist Colin Kaepernick was still seen this morning pretending to be a football player.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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the sexual deviancy of Democrat candidates just gets weirder
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: John Steed
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Liberty safe owners attempting to retrieve their guns today were surprised to discover that the dials on the safe now only turn to the left.
Published: Friday, November 10th, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man has been rushed to the hospital this morning with life-threatening injuries sustained from sleeping in a slightly different position than he normally does.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Unless you're a total weirdo, it's unlikely you consider paying taxes the best part of being an American. Fortunately for you, there are some creative and innovative ways to avoid paying your taxes.
Published: Wednesday, September 13th, 2023 @ 10:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Famed atheist and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins slammed transgender ideology during an interview over the weekend, calling it “distinctly weird” and an “odd distortion of reality.”
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 10:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Lawmakers held an explosive hearing on Wednesday on the topic of UFOs, and things got, well, weird.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Some are kind of small, three feet at most. Others are more than four times larger, as big as a car.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America embraces a growing number of progressive positions, local Lutheran man Cliff Cliffstofferson wants to clarify that he is one of the weird ones who still believes The Bible.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a tense exchange with the press today, President Biden defended himself against charges of corruption and bribery, claiming that a recent $10 million payment to his cat Willow is "totally legitimate" and there's nothing weird about it at all.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 6:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dana Rivers killed three people in 2016 and burned their house to hide the evidence.
Published: Friday, May 5th, 2023 @ 1:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Scholars of the Hebrew Bible at Israel's Bar Ilan University have discovered new fine print in the Noahic Covenant.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 8:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In honor of Women's History Month, a woman knelt down in front of a man to demonstrate subservience and submission. Witnesses described the historic event as "weird" and "an unusual way to promote the empowerment of women."
Published: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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What is with this guy? President Joe Biden has a particular penchant, some might say a pathological need, to tell obvious lies at the weirdest times.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 4:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Journalist and commentator Piers Morgan explained the fall of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry culminated after a “weird series of events,” including the exposure of the couple’s climate alarmism hypocrisy.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 11:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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People sure have been making a big deal about vaccine efficacy and myocarditis for some reason. Weird! Don't be afraid of taking the vaccine. It may not cure COVID-19, but what it does do is far more valuable.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 10:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you homeschool your kids? Ew! Where will they learn social skills? Aren't you concerned about that? Oh well--even weird homeschoolers deserve a good Christmas, so here are some gift ideas to help you out!
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 11:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Child grooming is every parent's nightmare. No, this isn't about personal hygiene (a common misconception), we're talking about Left-wing perverts teaching your kids their weird sexual kinks. But how can you be sure your child's school is a groomer-free zone?
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 3:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After careful consideration, America has decided that religious people can still be allowed in society, so long as they aren't one of those psychos who actually believe their religion.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 3:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Psychologists and anthropologists are baffled by early reports from a previously uncontacted African tribe that boasts zero mental health issues despite having no access to the excellent online therapy services of BetterHelp.com.
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 1:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The new normal is pretty weird, man. Just when you think Biden’s America cannot get any stranger, he trots out an aging folk singer to celebrate the passage of a multi-billion boondoggle climate change chicanery bill known as the Inflation Reduction Act.
Published: Saturday, September 17th, 2022 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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‘Grim Old Man Screaming’: Ben Shapiro, Others React To Biden’s Dark Speech Before Eerie Red BackdropPresident Joe Biden’s prime-time speech Thursday night, which featured a blood-red backdrop and a grim warning about the endangered “soul of America,” drew fierce reactions online, with critics branding the content divisive and the theatrics just plain weird.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 3:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Vice President Kamala Harris‘s definition of “secure” is pretty weird. On Sunday, Harris told NBC’s Chuck Todd that the border is “secure in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration.”
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 3:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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‘Grim Old Man Screaming’: Ben Shapiro, Others React To Biden’s Dark Speech Before Eerie Red BackdropPresident Joe Biden’s prime-time speech Thursday night, which featured a blood-red backdrop and a grim warning about the endangered “soul of America,” drew fierce reactions online, with critics branding the content divisive and the theatrics just plain weird.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 11:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pennsylvania voters are on the edge of their seats today as Senate Candidate Mehmet Oz has promised to reveal one weird trick to getting crushed in a Senate race by a violent stroke victim.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 6:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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He shuffled to the podium at the entrance of the East Room in the White House, and then he spoke about the one issue that is forever on his politics first mind - Covid.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 9:48 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from "women." Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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