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In a stunning display of patience and self-control, local husband, Mark Elgin, endured an excruciating evening as he watched his beloved wife, Sarah, repeatedly send her Mario character plummeting into the same lava pit 597 consecutive times.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 7:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Studio executives at Disney have been left dumbfounded by the enormous success of Universal's The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which has inexplicably made over $1 billion dollars worldwide despite not featuring any trans goombas anywhere in the film.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 1:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Attention, moviegoers, Hollywood has done it yet again. Reports are filtering in that, once again, the new movie you're excited to go see this weekend features a female character who is somewhat competent and can do stuff and say things
Published: Sunday, May 28th, 2023 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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District Attorney Alvin Bragg unsealed new charges today, now alleging that former President Donald Trump tossed Baby Penguin off of Cool, Cool Mountain.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With The Super Mario Bros. Movie making over $377 million globally in its first weekend alone and a projected strong second weekend from positive word-of-mouth, the franchise kickoff is already shaping up into a juggernaut.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 10:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local Plumber Mario and his brother Luigi were arrested on hate crime charges during a Special Cup Tournament in which they left unsightly skid marks on Rainbow Road.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Donald Trump says he is once again the victim of "MASSIVE AND WIDESPREAD FRAUD & DECEPTION" after losing 12 games in a row of Mario Kart.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 11:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a kindly middle-aged father began bullying his family during a casual game of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe this week. Police were called to the scene after a neighbor became distressed over the sound of wailing and gnashing of teeth coming from the family's home.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. Mario Antonio Machado, age 38, a resident of Ayden, died Saturday, September 24, 2022, at ECU Health Medical Center in Greenville.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 8:03 am
By: Announcements
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Governor Cooper Announces Electric-Powered Boat Manufacturer Will Create 170 Jobs in McDowell CountyInnovative Electric Boat Manufacturer Forza X1 to invest $10.5 million in Marion
Published: Monday, August 1st, 2022 @ 5:48 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Former NFL running back Marion Barber was found dead Wednesday by law enforcement officials at his residence in Frisco, Texas.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 1:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Filmmaker Woody Allen has often dealt with different historical periods, with ancillary interlopers, with varying degrees of success.
Published: Monday, March 14th, 2022 @ 8:14 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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This Francis Ford Coppola classic, about a man trying to hold his family together while seeking the American Dream, launched the careers of a number of America's greatest actors.
Published: Monday, January 3rd, 2022 @ 9:09 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Mr. Marion S. Hammonds, age 86, a resident of Winchester Drive, Washington, passed away Sunday, October 31, 2021 at his home.
Published: Monday, November 1st, 2021 @ 9:24 am
By: Announcements
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Governor Roy Cooper has signed a Type 1 State Disaster Declaration for the City of Marion and the Town of Lillington to help with recovery after storms hit the towns last year.
Published: Sunday, May 30th, 2021 @ 8:04 am
By: Governor's Office
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Mr. Marion Malcolm “Mack” Harris, age 86, a former resident of Belhaven passed away Wednesday July 8, 2020.
Published: Thursday, July 9th, 2020 @ 9:30 am
By: Announcements
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Voter ID is constitutional in North Carolina. And not just because more than 2 million voters, 55 percent of those casting ballots, said so last month
Published: Wednesday, December 5th, 2018 @ 10:58 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Born on March 2, 1931 in Newport, Rhode Island, beloved son of Louise Donahue Duke and Roy Marion Duke Sr., died April 27, 2017
Published: Friday, April 28th, 2017 @ 5:29 pm
By: Announcements
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Ms. Marion E. Stilley, age 94, a resident of Washington, NC died Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2017 @ 5:24 pm
By: Announcements
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Governor Roy Cooper has appointed three new judges to preside over North Carolina courts
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2017 @ 10:25 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Mrs. Marion Viola Taylor, age 88, a resident of 1207 Maple Street, Washington, NC died Sunday February 5, 2017 at Vidant Beaufort Hospital
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2017 @ 10:59 am
By: Announcements
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Sunday, February 7th, 2016 @ 4:22 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Sunday, August 2nd, 2015 @ 2:31 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Thursday, June 11th, 2015 @ 1:19 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Thirteen East Carolina University students passed up trips to warmer locales this week for a "staycation" in sleeping bags on the floor of the Greenville Community Shelter.
Published: Tuesday, March 17th, 2015 @ 12:15 pm
By: ECU News Services
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Tuesday, November 4th, 2014 @ 4:40 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Friday, October 3rd, 2014 @ 9:19 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Saturday, September 13th, 2014 @ 9:32 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 @ 11:44 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Saturday, May 31st, 2014 @ 10:03 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Monday, May 5th, 2014 @ 9:52 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Monday, March 31st, 2014 @ 11:58 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Thursday, March 6th, 2014 @ 11:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Marion L. Shepard Cancer Center offers a variety of special programs and activities to help cancer patients, survivors as well as their primary caregivers deal with the emotional and physical challenges associated with having cancer.
Published: Wednesday, February 5th, 2014 @ 11:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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