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Politicians have no idea the ramifications of their "good deeds".
 
This is an updated status on 2 earlier blog postings (included below) about the Construction of a Giant Net along the Golden Gate Bridge to prevent people who want to jump off of the bridge to commit suicide from committing suicide once they jump off of the bridge.
This is an updated status on 2 earlier blog postings (included below) about the Construction of a Giant Net along the Golden Gate Bridge to prevent people who want to jump off of the bridge to commit suicide from committing suicide once they jump off of the bridge.
 
Postal Service keeps coming up with ways to save money but Congress pays them no never mind.
Postal Service keeps coming up with ways to save money but Congress pays them no never mind.
 
We could be about to be destroyed. We know it could be coming. We are doing nothing to prevent it.
 
Congress passes laws and then promptly forgets about them (goes to Happy Hour). We can't forget about them because we are being suffocated by them.
Congress passes laws and then promptly forgets about them (goes to Happy Hour). We can't forget about them because we are being suffocated by them.
 
Why do our courts allow the silly people to push them around?
Why do our courts allow the silly people to push them around?
 
If Dating Services Are As Wonderful As Portrayed In Their TV Commercials, I Think It Is a No-Brainer That They Ought To Be Required By Law
If Dating Services Are As Wonderful As Portrayed In Their TV Commercials, I Think It Is a No-Brainer That They Ought To Be Required By Law
 
The Bishops of Venezuela are tweeting prayers to God? Do you think that will work?
The Bishops of Venezuela are tweeting prayers to God? Do you think that will work?
 
Going around in circles in the age of Electronic Everything
Going around in circles in the age of Electronic Everything
 
You to Johnny, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Johnny to you, "A world-renowned Bubble Wrap Popper." You to Johnny, "Huh?"
You to Johnny, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Johnny to you, "A world-renowned Bubble Wrap Popper." You to Johnny, "Huh?"
 
The Good News: Detroit is not gone. The Bad News: Detroit Is Still There.
The Good News: Detroit is not gone. The Bad News: Detroit Is Still There.
 
If you believe that there are some people who deserve to be stuck in the eye with a sharp stick..Read on.
If you believe that there are some people who deserve to be stuck in the eye with a sharp stick..Read on.
 
Please explain this to me. On second thought, don't bother.
Please explain this to me. On second thought, don't bother.
 
This is not the only time that a war was won when the Leader was a Mad Man. One thing for sure, he would surely get Mad if you said he was Mad.
This is not the only time that a war was won when the Leader was a Mad Man. One thing for sure, he would surely get Mad if you said he was Mad.
 
Either these people are really smart or we are really dumb for believing they are really smart.
Either these people are really smart or we are really dumb for believing they are really smart.
 
The Airline Industry has changed Flip Wilson's famous quote from, "A Lie Is As Good As The Truth As Long As You Get Somebody To Believe You" to "A Lie Is As Good As The Truth As Long As You Collect The Money".
The Airline Industry has changed Flip Wilson's famous quote from, "A Lie Is As Good As The Truth As Long As You Get Somebody To Believe You" to "A Lie Is As Good As The Truth As Long As You Collect The Money".
 
My plan to end all war has a fatal flaw!
My plan to end all war has a fatal flaw!
 
Let's not bother with the coin flip for this here football game. We have decided who the winner is gonna be. Here's the game ball, Coach. Good job!
Let's not bother with the coin flip for this here football game. We have decided who the winner is gonna be. Here's the game ball, Coach. Good job!
 
Congress ought to get busy working this very important piece of legislation. This could make a real difference to the Folks Back Home.
Congress ought to get busy working this very important piece of legislation. This could make a real difference to the Folks Back Home.
 
Bet you did not know that, before you get old, the Federal Government must notify you that you are about to start getting old.
Bet you did not know that, before you get old, the Federal Government must notify you that you are about to start getting old.
 
How would you like it if someone took away your bathroom?
How would you like it if someone took away your bathroom?
 
Those Deluxe Box Seats at football games are full of crazy people.
 
Poor little Mohammad is trying to do the right thing but the cards are stacked against him.
Poor little Mohammad is trying to do the right thing but the cards are stacked against him.
 
Big Oil Has Lost Some Of It's Clout But It Will Be Back
 
If we could only erase the year 1277 from history, they all would be loving each other to pieces instead of blowing each other to pieces.
If we could only erase the year 1277 from history, they all would be loving each other to pieces instead of blowing each other to pieces.
 
Is it hard to find people silly enough to waste their time doing silly things?
Is it hard to find people silly enough to waste their time doing silly things?
 
Are we really required to read Required Reading. If so, is that constitutional?
Are we really required to read Required Reading. If so, is that constitutional?
 
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