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Unlike the dog, I am perfectly capable of typing my own column. After all I've spent plenty of time on Mom's keyboard, though until now, I've kept my typing talents secret.
Published: Tuesday, June 7th, 2016 @ 2:42 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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This is a story about how my wife outfoxed me.
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2016 @ 11:13 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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This year for the first time, we're going on a European river cruise. We've taken several bike and barge trips over the years, one in the Netherlands and two in France, and one biking/sailing trip to the Greek Islands.
Published: Wednesday, June 1st, 2016 @ 7:14 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Thank Heaven! Here Comes The Good Guys!...Or are they?
Published: Wednesday, June 1st, 2016 @ 2:59 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Whether we know it or not Wal-Mart is controlling us & there is nothing we can do about it.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2016 @ 12:12 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Certainly not this boy! While I prefer to be called Lord Banjo, as is only my due given my royal lineage (more on that in my very first blog), I will answer to Banjo Boy, Buddy Boy, the Prince and even just Banjo, but I draw the line at Ninja dog.
Published: Wednesday, May 25th, 2016 @ 3:28 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Another thorny issue solved by me. You are very welcome.
Published: Thursday, May 19th, 2016 @ 4:35 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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For the life of me I don't understand why I can come up with these brilliant ideas & you can't.
Published: Wednesday, May 18th, 2016 @ 12:18 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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In the future, if you want your brain fixed, you will find lots of people capable of fixing it. If you want your furnace fixed, you are going to be left out in the cold.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2016 @ 12:16 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Huh?
Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2016 @ 9:23 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Be sure to read all the way through because the Big Thing is not the Big Thing you are thinking it is.
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2016 @ 4:55 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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This Mother's Day is another without my mom, who passed away in 2014. I won't be searching for the perfect card, preparing a Mother's Day dinner or making plans with my sisters to take Mom out.
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2016 @ 10:07 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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The poor guy was all alone in the midst of 40 other people.
Published: Monday, May 2nd, 2016 @ 4:51 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Smokey The Bear Was Looking Right At Me, Therefore, I Know He Blamed Me!
Published: Saturday, April 30th, 2016 @ 9:07 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Call a library information line? Seriously? Believe it or not, that resource still exists and is used regularly.
Published: Saturday, April 30th, 2016 @ 4:22 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Remember when anything anti-Clinton was deemed the product of a vast right-wing conspiracy? Well I just had a flash: Donald Trump running for the Republican nomination exists because of a vast LEFT-WING conspiracy.
Published: Thursday, April 28th, 2016 @ 12:43 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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It’s like the Kennedy Assassination ... I remember where I was.
Published: Thursday, April 28th, 2016 @ 12:29 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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If we think of balance at all, most of us think of work-life balance and the never-ending struggle to make time for work, family and even, selfishly, ourselves
Published: Saturday, April 23rd, 2016 @ 9:18 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Ah yes, Daylight Saving Time is here, but I try not to let that change affect my morning routine.
Published: Sunday, April 17th, 2016 @ 8:17 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Silly me. I once thought only one person in the Good Ole USofA was stupid enough to Text While Driving.
Published: Friday, April 15th, 2016 @ 2:24 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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What's in a name? That which we call a Martavious by any other name would sound as silly.
Published: Tuesday, April 12th, 2016 @ 1:56 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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With a nod to Bob Dylan, the words they are a-changin', and I find plenty of the changes disconcerting.
Published: Tuesday, April 12th, 2016 @ 5:52 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Why we name our children what we name them is impossible to explain but I'll try.
Published: Sunday, April 10th, 2016 @ 1:06 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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This column was dictated by Lord Banjo the family dog. He's too much of an aristocrat to do his own typing.
Published: Saturday, April 9th, 2016 @ 4:37 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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That's the title of a Wall Street Journal article by Oliver Kamm. Horrors! For a dyed in the wool grammar geek and word nerd, this article is hard to take.
Published: Tuesday, April 5th, 2016 @ 3:21 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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It's happening again: a topic catches my eye and suddenly I see it everywhere until usually it disappears. The topic of cursive writing or the lack thereof caught my attention a few years back but has yet to show any signs of fading away.
Published: Sunday, April 3rd, 2016 @ 12:07 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Running through my brain this week are thoughts of the disorientation I experience when we "spring forward" each year.
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2016 @ 10:51 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Actually, the question is, "how smart do others think you are?" I found this article in the WSJ fascinating: How to Look Smarter.
Published: Tuesday, March 29th, 2016 @ 4:06 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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In the world of Modern Education things are a changing.
Published: Saturday, March 26th, 2016 @ 5:10 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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For me, it's always been red. Anyone who knows me has heard me say that the only colors I need in my closet are black, white, red and purple.
Published: Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016 @ 11:37 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Why does our Judicial System insist on going to all the time & expense of trying already convicted persons?
Published: Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016 @ 11:33 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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I can just hear the indignant attorney pleading his case…”You Honor, This is negligence! … It is pure and simple negligence!”
Published: Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016 @ 5:15 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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I've never needed an excuse to read; I've more often felt the need to defend my early to bed reading habit.
Published: Saturday, March 19th, 2016 @ 12:11 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Death is waiting behind Hospital Emergency Room Doors.
Published: Wednesday, March 16th, 2016 @ 4:09 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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