100 of most violent murderers just released, more to come, sending to US
Published: Wednesday, March 13th, 2024 @ 6:16 pm
By: John Steed
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House Republicans announced on Thursday that Hunter Biden will appear next month for a deposition, signaling an end to a standoff in the impeachment inquiry into his father, President Joe Biden, for the first son’s testimony.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 8:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a pop romance earthquake, Taylor Swift dumped Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce for new beau Holden Armenta, better known as "Face Paint Boy".
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 7:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Facts over agenda
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former North Carolina Secretary of Cultural Resources, Betty Ray McCain, was also a humorist.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 4:52 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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hold onto your wallets
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 8:41 am
By: John Steed
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In an effort to comply with a city leader's request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ben Shapiro, Megyn Kelly, and others reacted on Thursday to news that the Secret Service has closed its probe into the cocaine found recently at the White House without identifying any suspects.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 9:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local gangster Jabba the Hutt has threatened legal action against United Airlines, accusing the company of discrimination after he was charged for multiple seats on a flight. Hutt alleges he is being treated differently because of his weight.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 1:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Being cool is a state of mind, but you also need to know what you're doing so you don't end up looking like a total dork. Take smoking a cigar for example. If done correctly, you're the coolest guy in the room, but if you don't pull it off, everyone will think you're a loser.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 9:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hollywood great Al Pacino opened up about the movie role he said he regrets not doing as he jokingly took a dig at Harrison Ford — who he said has never thanked him for landing the part in “Star Wars” that would launch his career.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ahead of the imminent expiration of the Title 42 policy credited with blocking millions of crossings, high-profile Republicans are speaking out against President Joe Biden and his administration for their handling of a growing southern border crisis.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Democrats seem to be embracing violent Marxist organization
Published: Wednesday, May 3rd, 2023 @ 9:39 am
By: John Steed
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Archeologists working in the Middle East say they've uncovered the world's oldest cassette tape, which they believe was used as a mix tape by the biblical Jacob in his lengthy courtship with Rachel, as detailed in the first book of Moses called Genesis.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 11:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Elon Musk has launched a new effort to combat woke artificial intelligence, something he considers to be one of the top threats facing mankind, according to a Monday report.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After acknowledging reports from the FBI and the Department of Energy confirming COVID-19 originated from a lab in Wuhan, China, President Biden issued harsh condemnation for President Biden's racist and xenophobic accusations based on outrageously slanderous facts and data.
Published: Wednesday, March 1st, 2023 @ 11:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After being fired from her role as Speaker of the House, Representative Nancy Pelosi was photographed nonchalantly stealing the official Speaker podium to take home as a souvenir.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 6:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Over the past few weeks, Ben Shapiro has created video responses to Kanye "Ye" West's anti-semitic statements, causing West to direct tweets at the conservative commentator.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 10:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the final days of the midterm elections, for some reason, Democratic leaders are focusing on dastardly “election deniers,” abortion, and even concert ticket fees.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 11:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Through diplomatic channels, America has offered for Kim Jong-Un to test out his nuclear arsenal at the next Astros-Phillies World Series game.
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 4:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Winter is coming to Europe. Tens of thousands will freeze as infrastructure fails and fuel deliveries wane to a trickle.
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 11:01 am
By: The Correspondent
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Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams (D) told MSNBC on Wednesday that women across the Peach State need access to abortion to keep up with surging costs in Biden’s America.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 3:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Democrats head into an election disavowing their prior claims to “defund the police,” major Democrat-run cities have significantly fewer police than they did a few years ago, a Daily Wire analysis of federal data found.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 8:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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The dark alleys of Hell's Kitchen were as sketchy and dangerous as any other night, but this time the atmosphere felt more...awkward, as Daredevil kept asking everyone if they liked his bright red outfit.
Published: Monday, October 17th, 2022 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A rookie running back for the NFL’s Washington Commanders was shot multiple times Sunday night in an apparent attempted robbery in the nation’s capital, police said.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Big brother will watch everything you do
Published: Monday, August 29th, 2022 @ 2:40 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt dominated Tuesday night in the Republican primary race for state’s U.S. Senate seat.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 12:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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will it have the same result?
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 12:44 pm
By: John Steed
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