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Mrs. Maudie Roberson Rouse, age 83, a resident of Oak City, NC died Sunday March 15, 2026, at her home.
Published: Tuesday, March 17th, 2026 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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"I believe our schools must remain neutral when it comes to religious promotion during the school day."
Published: Friday, March 13th, 2026 @ 10:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Carolyn Smith Bright, age 84, a resident of Chocowinity, died Saturday, February 28, 2026, at her home.
Published: Monday, March 2nd, 2026 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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Doris Jean Howell, age 84 a resident of Williamston, died Wednesday December 3, 2025, at her home.
Published: Friday, December 5th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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The August 20, 2025, headline was, “Florida will phase out certificates of completion for students with disabilities.”
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2025 @ 8:10 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.
Published: Friday, July 25th, 2025 @ 10:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Shelby Jean Taylor Hodges, age 84, a resident of Washington, NC died Tuesday June 10, 2025 at her home.
Published: Friday, June 13th, 2025 @ 7:14 am
By: Announcements
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Margie Barker Peaden, age 89, a resident of Washington, died Wednesday, March 5, 2025, at ECU Health Medical Center.
Published: Friday, March 7th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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One of the men arrested is believed to be an illegal alien from El Salvador wanted for murder
Published: Sunday, February 2nd, 2025 @ 9:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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School Board Meeting Deficiencies Need To Be Fixed
Published: Monday, January 27th, 2025 @ 8:51 am
By: Dave Hudson
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Accepting the unacceptable makes the unacceptable acceptable
Published: Sunday, June 9th, 2024 @ 9:27 pm
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Lula was called home, February 7, 2024, at the age of 79. She was a resident of Washington, NC.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 7:27 am
By: Announcements
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These days, it can be hard to tell if the hospital you're at is also a staging ground for Islamist terrorists to commit mass murder! We at the Babylon Bee have assembled a list of ten subtle clues to help you discern if the hospital you're at is actually a Hamas base:
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 8:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Every company wants to grow, thrive, and be successful, but only truly GREAT companies want to do it by focusing obsessively on the skin color and sexuality of their workers.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New grants will help public schools provide nutritious school breakfast to more children to support their health, development and learning
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 2:41 am
By: Governor's Office
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Democratic Senator Bob Menendez facing charges of bribery, President Biden weighed in this morning, condemning the Senator for accepting his bribes in bars of gold rather than fungible assets laundered through 20 shell companies.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 4:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Forty-three family members share ECU legacy
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: ECU News Services
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With the startling announcement that resources from conservative media organization PragerU will now be available to students in Florida public schools, it's time for parents to be on the lookout for what other dangerous, right-wing material their unsuspecting children may discover at school.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate??
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the Upper House shuffled excitedly down the hall on their way to lunch Thursday after hearing Congressional chefs were prepping something special in addition to their usual meal of strained peas and blended cube steak.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local Government Commission Votes in Favor of Bonds; Financing for Other Projects Approved
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 9:42 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Mrs. Edna Adeline Chessher Gavin, age 97, a former resident of Blounts Creek and currently of Washington, passed away Tuesday, August 1, 2023, at her home.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Announcements
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Public education is the most important function of state government and we spend more tax dollars on education than any other budget item.
Published: Monday, June 19th, 2023 @ 11:19 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Housekeeping supervisor sets example for her children
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:05 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Due to quality control issues, Saint Peter's questionnaire at the Pearly Gates has gotten stricter. Still think you can get into heaven with all your terrible opinions? Check out this list and find out!
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Nearly half a million students in Los Angeles missed school Tuesday after tens of thousands of workers employed with the second-largest district in the nation walked off the job, beginning a three-day strike demanding higher wages to afford Southern California living.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mrs. Dora Elizabeth Sawyer Sullivan, age 82, a resident of Washington, NC died Monday, March 27, 2023, at her home.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 8:17 am
By: Announcements
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You have to give legislators credit for identifying an issue that has needed addressing for decades. They introduced a bill that would eliminate the power of the sitting governor to name the members of the State Board of Education.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:14 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Why did they choose Satan? Why not the Jean Paul Sartre existentialism club? Why not the Descartes club?"
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 10:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday he would be opening an exclusive company cafeteria that would sell items for $8.00 each
Published: Tuesday, November 22nd, 2022 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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