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clearling the field in the jungle primary
Published: Wednesday, April 15th, 2026 @ 9:52 am
By: John Steed
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files at last minute after saying she was not running
Published: Monday, December 29th, 2025 @ 6:54 pm
By: John Steed
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"We believe the Somali fraud operation in Minnesota is the single greatest theft of taxpayer dollars, through welfare fraud, in American history."
Published: Tuesday, December 16th, 2025 @ 10:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina’s Republican legislative leadership never met a tax they didn’t want to cut. Since taking control of state government in 2011, they have cut corporate tax rates from 6.9 percent to the current 2.0 percent.
Published: Sunday, October 26th, 2025 @ 6:07 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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The Smithsonian's well-funded 'Black Power' museum remains focused on leftist politics and race, but has almost no demand.
Published: Thursday, October 9th, 2025 @ 2:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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William Lee “Pop” Strain, age 80, a resident of Washington, NC died Tuesday September 16, 2025 at his home.
Published: Thursday, September 18th, 2025 @ 7:04 am
By: Announcements
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actually, the real answer is to who
Published: Saturday, July 26th, 2025 @ 9:48 am
By: John Steed
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Bureaucracy is the enemy of conservatism
Published: Thursday, June 26th, 2025 @ 8:46 pm
By: Nick Fritz
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Kermit Vett Arnold, age 93, passed away peacefully on June 16, 2025, at Navion in Greenville, NC.
Published: Thursday, June 19th, 2025 @ 7:07 am
By: Announcements
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Things that make you go hmmmm…
Published: Friday, May 30th, 2025 @ 9:39 am
By: David Hudson
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earlier version, touted by Biden-Harris and media claimed 2.1% decrease
Published: Thursday, October 17th, 2024 @ 10:51 am
By: John Steed
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Fox News contributor Guy Benson warned on Tuesday that legacy media was likely to aid the Kamala Harris campaign, turning the last 100 days before the 2024 presidential election into a “three-month honeymoon.”
Published: Wednesday, August 7th, 2024 @ 6:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mr. Rodger Earl Cratch, age 79, a resident of Plymouth, NC died Saturday June 29, 2024.
Published: Monday, July 1st, 2024 @ 7:06 am
By: Announcements
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Something fishy going on here
Published: Friday, May 17th, 2024 @ 7:15 pm
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Witnesses claim to have seen New York City Mayor Eric Adams quietly blacking out the words of the Statue of Liberty's famous inscription with a permanent marker.
Published: Wednesday, May 15th, 2024 @ 12:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Kathleen “Katie” Elizabeth Blair, age 39, a resident of Rocky Mount, NC died Friday April 26, 2024 at her home.
Published: Friday, May 3rd, 2024 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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The Capitol janitorial service made the executive decision to deep clean the Congressional hearing rooms today with military-grade flamethrowers.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"I was being hunted down from everything I posted to every post I liked…”
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Move over all other stores! A new, super-popular shopping destination is in town. Chick-fil-A, Buc-ee's, and Hobby Lobby have all reportedly merged into one conglomerate, instantly making it the most popular store of all time.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After yet another biting incident involving the Presidential pooch Commander, members of the White House staff and canine experts are at a loss as to how the dog learned such aggressive behavior in the first place.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A middle school student with a "bad stomach ache" was too sick to attend school this week but felt just well enough to spend hours and hours playing video games.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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audit report delayed and city finance officer resigning
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 8:26 pm
By: John Steed
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Ladies, have you ever been ready for a game to start when you looked over at your opponent and thought, "Hold up -- is that a dude?" To help you figure it out, we at the Babylon Bee have put together eight subtle signs that you might be playing against a trans athlete:
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An unexpected period of sudden transition swept through the nation's capital today after the White House announced President Joe Biden had to be put down after yet another incident in which he bit a baby.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 9:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With other ideas having failed, the family of Professor-Author-Philosopher Dr. Jordan B. Peterson made one final, desperate attempt to distract him with several cats in order to confiscate his phone.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 1:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Belinda Lee Barr Viner, age 72, a resident of Washington, passed away Sunday, September 10, 2023, at ECU Health Beaufort Hospital in Washington.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 10:53 am
By: Announcements
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Pay-to-Play Perry strikes again
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: John Steed
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Florida Governor and presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis has passed a law that will award citizens $10,000 for using the wrong pronouns on an individual.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 3:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Is American patriotism going through a major identity crisis? It seems like the young folks just aren’t feeling the love anymore, and it’s hitting new lows.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 1:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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