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t's finally happening. Local man Dylan Mido's entire life has reportedly been leading up to this very moment when his kid finally asks him for help beating the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the world's attention focused on Middle Eastern religious butchering, Russia prepares to deliver the coup de grace to the Bidens' primary dollar laundering Kiev facility with a shattering Winter offensive.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
By: The Correspondent
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After the game Staubach remarked he threw the ball deep, closed his eyes, and said a Hail Mary.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:14 pm
By: The Correspondent
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As news reports regarding plus-sized rapper/actress/flutist Lizzo's alleged outrageous acts that resulted in her being sued by former backup dancers, the Library of Congress discretely made the decision to thoroughly clean President James Madison's crystal flute
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 7:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lawsuit brought by former members of Lizzo's backup dance team is alleging the corpulent singer terrorized them by eating them and their entire families.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Legendary stock trader Jesse Livermore frequently opined the importance of weather in establishing commodity positions. The man who broke Wall Street twice (1907, 1929) and died penniless from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Published: Thursday, September 21st, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: The Correspondent
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Members of Knoxville Community Church were shocked as they suddenly realized that the number of people in their worship band officially exceeded the number in the actual congregation.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Students explore interests, life at ECU through summer camps
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Look, we get it. A lot of things that happened in the past are not at all cool today.
Published: Wednesday, April 26th, 2023 @ 9:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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The crash and burn looting of Silicon Valley Bank during the last month should be seen as a flashing red light signal of the impending global financial meltdown approaching at flank speed.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Disney, apparently ever eager to implement their woke agenda into their productions, has now altered the immortal story of Peter Pan by making his band of Lost Boys include girls.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 11:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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When Jalen Hurts tied SB LVII on a crashing two-point conversion late in the fourth quarter, he completed the first Octopus in Super Bow
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Elon Musk is infamous for being a brutal boss to work for, and with his acquisition of Twitter, the employees will have to adjust to an absolutely crushing new work environment. Can they survive?
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 6:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A month ago, Lizzo claimed she was oppressed. On Tuesday night, she played James Madison’s crystal flute before thousands as the nation goes to hell in a hand-basket.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 10:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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OK State stunk it up worse than a newly anointed Democrat running county wide in the Fightin' 79th: Wrong fight, wrong place, wrong time.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 11:00 pm
By: The Correspondent
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After musical artist and professional twerker Lizzo made waves by playing James Madison's crystal flute on stage, Beyoncé upped the ante by performing in Times Square wearing George Washington's false teeth.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 7:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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All gave some, some gave all
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 7:27 am
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Judges in redistricting trial refused to sanction defendants over maps drawn by Rep. Destin Hall and staffers during "strategy sessions."
Published: Friday, January 21st, 2022 @ 5:33 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Inman is driven toward his inevitable purpose in this love story set against the backdrop of the Civil War in Virginia and North Carolina.
Published: Monday, December 27th, 2021 @ 11:05 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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ECU marks 20th anniversary of terrorist attacks
Published: Thursday, December 2nd, 2021 @ 7:19 am
By: ECU News Services
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The music industry has seen disruptions and upheavals over the last few decades as streaming has replaced both downloads and buying physical copies such as CDs, but through these changes, consumers still look to music journalists to direct them to new sounds.
Published: Monday, November 29th, 2021 @ 3:24 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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ECU professor studies mosquito insecticide resistance
Published: Monday, June 7th, 2021 @ 7:04 pm
By: ECU News Services
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In Spring Lake, N.C., flags dot a hillside in stoic formation. Red, white, and blue flutters in the breeze over gravestones, reminding all who pass of true sacrifice.
Published: Saturday, June 5th, 2021 @ 11:21 am
By: Carolina Journal
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"It’s scary and a lot of people are panicking.”
Published: Wednesday, May 19th, 2021 @ 11:27 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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‘She had a heart of gold.’ Donor gives surprise $5.2M to School of Music
Published: Saturday, April 10th, 2021 @ 11:21 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Moments after the N.C. State Supreme Court held its formal ceremonial investiture for all newly elected members, Republicans signaled that the extended closures of North Carolina’s judicial branch ordered by former Democrat Chief Justice Cherie Beasley due to COVID-19 can’t continue under the state
Published: Sunday, January 10th, 2021 @ 3:50 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The First Family is celebrating their fourth Christmas in the White House.
Published: Tuesday, December 1st, 2020 @ 9:30 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Carolyn Walker, age 75, resident of Washington, N.C. passed away peacefully at Vidant Beaufort Hospital on October 21, 2020.
Published: Thursday, October 22nd, 2020 @ 11:24 am
By: Announcements
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Robert Euker Hawkins, 85, of Washington, North Carolina passed away peacefully on Thursday, November 28, 2019 at The Service League of Greenville Inpatient Hospice House.
Published: Monday, December 2nd, 2019 @ 9:48 am
By: Announcements
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Remarks by President Trump at Signing of Executive Order on Advancing American Kidney Health
Published: Thursday, July 11th, 2019 @ 5:13 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Before I knew it, the work week had passed til now it is Saturday, It has been a week of chill, light rain and wind.
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2019 @ 11:57 am
By: Michele Rhem
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The last few days have been cold. Nights are below freezing and in the day, we southeners, now don our "winter coats".
Published: Friday, November 30th, 2018 @ 10:14 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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