On Wednesday, a bouncer specially trained to detect variances in skin color and ethnicity was appointed by Boston Mayor Michelle Wu to keep the whites away from a minority-only holiday party.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. Timothy Vann Selby, age 59, a resident of Belhaven, NC died Friday February 23, 2024, at ECU Health Inpatient Hospice in Greenville.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 8:29 am
By: Announcements
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Mark Epstein claimed on Wednesday that his late brother, convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, once bragged to him about having enough dirt on both major candidates to derail the 2016 presidential election.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 11:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Not to be outdone by former President Trump, Hillary Clinton announced she had released her own line of shoes that come with just enough cement in the bottom to sink straight to the bottom of the sea.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sunny Hostin of ABC’s “The View,” who recently discovered that her ancestors were slave owners, insisted that she still deserves slave reparations.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Hey, umm, just a heads up here. All Babylon Bee articles will be delayed for a while because all of the writers are out panic-buying flowers for Valentine's Day.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 12:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Secretary of State Antony Blinken warned his employees at the Department of State not to engage in “misgendering,” as violent conflicts in Europe and the Middle East continue to rage on.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 5:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mary and Joseph, the parents of Jesus, who is called Christ, were reportedly shocked to receive an itemized bill following their "free stay" in a stable that included a $3,000 Airbnb cleaning fee.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 5:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Against all logic, a local wife somehow avoided feelings of unbridled passion after her husband sat her down to listen to a podcast of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson talking in depth about sex.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Joyce Tuten Milligan, a cherished resident of Washington, NC, passed away on Sunday, February 18, 2024, at the age of 88, surrounded by the love of her family, at the ECU Health Medical Center in Greenville.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 7:09 am
By: Announcements
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A local marriage is reportedly on the rocks after a woman expressed a desire to go on more dates with her husband, apparently forgetting he just took her to Costco yesterday.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a startling new study reviewed by Congress, it was revealed that a staggering 3 million Americans lost their lives last year fishing around in the crack of their seats while driving for lost Chick-fil-A waffle fries.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Edith Faye Sawyer Gibbs, age 81, a resident of Washington, NC died Monday February 19, 2024, at her home.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 7:02 am
By: Announcements
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Joan White Youmans Crepps, 91, of Washington, North Carolina passed peacefully on February 10, 2024.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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According to sources, local husband and father Ben Arnold converted to the Jehovah's Witness religion in a daring gambit to avoid putting up Christmas lights this season.
Published: Monday, February 19th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new report released this week said that first lady Jill Biden was so irate after President Joe Biden embarrassed himself at a press conference that she berated him and his aides for allowing it to continue.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 9:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Scott Ziegler, the superintendent of Loudoun County, Virginia’s schools who was fired after concealing a rape and criminally convicted of retaliating against a teacher who was cooperating with the grand jury looking into the coverup, appeared in court on Thursday expecting to be sentenced
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 12:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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FAYETTEVILLE, AR — As the December days began to tick away, a local man grew so desperate in his attempt to buy his wife a great Christmas gift that he decided to reach out to the National Security Agency to find out what she wants.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Robert Hathaway Rhodes (Bobby), aged 89, a life-long resident of Washington, N.C., passed peacefully surrounded by family on Wednesday, February 7, 2024.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:53 am
By: Announcements
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New heaven and a new earth
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 12:48 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Lula was called home, February 7, 2024, at the age of 79. She was a resident of Washington, NC.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 7:27 am
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Betty Pillow Crompton, age 93, a resident of Washington, NC passed away Monday February 5, 2024 at her home surrounded by her family.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 7:17 am
By: Announcements
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Miriam Jean Andrews Newman, age 86, a resident of Aurora died Sunday February 4, 2024 at ECU Health Beaufort Hospital.
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 8:46 am
By: Announcements
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Charles Andrew “Andy” Tingen passed away February 2nd, 2024, peacefully at his home in Washington, North Carolina.
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Announcements
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Judith Carolyn Mayo Bryant, age 76, a resident of Chocowinity, NC died Thursday February 1, 2024 at River Trace Nursing and Rehabilitation.
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 8:40 am
By: Announcements
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“Joe Biden's world, ma'am. It's a great, wonderful, wonderful place.”
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Grandma, how did mom die?”
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mrs. Marie “Grams” Corey Cox, age 91, a resident of Washington, NC died Friday, January 26, 2024, at home surrounded by her family.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 8:40 am
By: Announcements
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Arlene Boyd Morin, age 76, a resident of Sunset Beach, NC died January 24, 2024, at her home.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 8:38 am
By: Announcements
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Tillie Carolyn Wallace Moore, age 95, a resident of the Clarks Neck community passed away at her home Tuesday January 23, 2024.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Announcements
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Around 20% of young Americans view Osama Bin Laden — the mastermind behind the deadliest terrorist attack in U.S. history — in a positive light, according to a new Daily Mail poll.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 5:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mr. Edwin Lee "Eddie" Barnes, Jr., age 63, a resident of Belhaven, NC entered his eternal home on Saturday January 20, 2024, at UNC Healthcare Nash in Rocky Mount.
Published: Wednesday, January 24th, 2024 @ 8:34 am
By: Announcements
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Marabeth Butcher Ferrell, age 80, a resident of Washington, NC died Saturday January 20, 2024, at her home.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:22 am
By: Announcements
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An Israeli mother whose 28-year-old son, a hostage taken by Hamas, was mistakenly killed by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), recorded an unforgettable message of support for the IDF.
Published: Saturday, January 20th, 2024 @ 1:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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