A new report finds that North Carolina’s forest management plans effectively preserve forests while allowing for recreation and commercial use
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 11:31 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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During a tense Congressional Hearing, deductive polymath Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put a widespread conspiracy theory to rest when she vocally insisted that there were no hysterectomies being performed on minors because most of them are too busy working in the mines anyway.
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 2:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Republican National Committee shared a comprehensive list of President Joe Biden’s biggest whoppers on Tuesday
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Gov. Roy Cooper has appointed members to his Governor’s Commission on the Governance of Public Universities in North Carolina.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Local man Robert Thurdriftle took the day off work to tackle some of the 74 different things he had to do but, after puzzling about what to do first, eventually settled on doing nothing.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 11:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Roy Cooper appointed individuals to the Governor's Commission on the Governance of Public Universities in North Carolina.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Governor's Office
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ECU program aims to limit impact of addiction, HIV
Published: Saturday, November 19th, 2022 @ 3:48 pm
By: ECU News Services
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The Beaufort County Community College Foundation is proud to announce these scholarship recipients for the Fall 2022 semester. Other recipients will be announced throughout the fall.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:15 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Plumbers across the country are advising voting stations to perform common-sense pipe inspections ahead of midterm elections in light of a bombshell new report that speculates water pipes are so excited for midterms "they could just burst."
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It can be hard to bother voting, especially when every election that hasn't gone your way has been rigged. But don't give up; you can do plenty to keep our elections safe and fair.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sentiment among homebuilders plummeted for the tenth consecutive month as traffic for prospective buyers neared the lowest level in a decade, according to a report from the National Association of Home Builders released on Tuesday.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 12:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a landslide victory during a special statewide referendum this week, Texans overwhelmingly voted to have a giant airship pick up Austin via tow cables and drop the city off in California.
Published: Saturday, October 22nd, 2022 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Last week, U.S. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona announced the National Blue Ribbon Schools for 2022.
Published: Sunday, October 2nd, 2022 @ 9:24 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Increasing productivity is the key to wealth creation
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 1:15 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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It's that time of year again when our wives, intoxicated by the powerful and mysterious aroma of pumpkin spice, break out the autumn decor and transform your home into a quaint slice of farmhouse heaven. But how much is too much?
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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BIOPHIL Natural Fibers, a manufacturer of organic raw materials, will create 41 new jobs in Robeson County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today.
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 3:52 am
By: Governor's Office
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Local wife Thelma Looverton has reportedly taken to using incognito mode to browse fall-scented candles. Her home currently holds 137 fall-scented candles that her husband knows about.
Published: Sunday, September 18th, 2022 @ 8:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After receiving his Halloween costume in the mail early and trying it on, local child Ryden Hollister declared boldly that he would not be removing the costume for the next 8 weeks.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 7:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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THE PRESIDENT: Hello, Milwaukee! (Applause.) My name is Joe Biden. I am Jill Biden’s husband.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 4:06 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Hard-working iron workers in south-central Pennsylvania have no patience for President Biden’s $500 billion student loan giveaway, and they spoke out against what they feel is the unfairness of the plan.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 10:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Architect of the Capitol’s (AOC’s) director of Diversity, Inclusion and Dispute Resolution, Elizabeth Buday, violated government ethics and policies when seeking “training for the entire AOC workforce,” an inspector general (IG) report released Tuesday found.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 12:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Customers Can Keep Their Current 910 Telephone Number
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 10:41 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Fox News host Jesse Watters unloaded on President Joe Biden over his administration’s plan to cancel up to $10,000 in student loan debt for many borrowers.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 10:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Knick-knack wealth redistribution is back!
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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White House sources say President Biden expressed sadness upon hearing that the nice blonde nurse who always follows him around every day has come down with COVID.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 1:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The primary goal of social justice is “equity”
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 8:11 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Asbury Graphite of North Carolina, will create 22 new jobs in Robeson County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today. The company will invest $16.9 million as part of a capacity expansion project at its Lumberton operation.
Published: Tuesday, August 16th, 2022 @ 10:37 pm
By: Governor's Office
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The housing market is expected to cool as demand moderates, according to a Wednesday report from government-backed mortgage enterprise Freddie Mac.
Published: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022 @ 3:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Legislators even create a special “Local Project Reserve”
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 4:23 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Mike Lindell has done it again. This time the inventor of the enormously popular MyPillow is expanding his market to never before reached groups.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 1:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A conservative man has reportedly boycotted every single company with ties to "woke" political idealogy and now resides alone in a cave with his Goya Beans and MyPillow.
Published: Wednesday, June 22nd, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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