Our office is currently monitoring the forecast of an approaching cold frontal system moving through today through Thursday.
Published: Wednesday, May 15th, 2024 @ 12:41 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Christmas candy was barely off the shelves when the Valentine’s candy appeared. Red and pink hearts with caramel and nut-filled chocolate goodness caught our eye. We are reminded of how we love love. Young love, especially.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny was murdered after negotiations reached final stages on a prisoner swap that would have secured his release, the chair of his Anti-Corruption Foundation said.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 12:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Creative professionals all know what it's like to get writers' block - and none more so than Netflix writers, who have to come up with all kinds of new show ideas constantly.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 2:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former U.S. Attorney General Bill Barr suggested during a speech late last week that in a rematch between former President Donald Trump and President Joe Biden, he’ll back his former boss.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 10:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tony Bobulinski, a former business associate of first son Hunter Biden, told congressional investigators on Tuesday that President Joe Biden was an “enabler” of his family members’ foreign dealings that granted sway over the U.S. government.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 5:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Thursday morning hearing made it clear that Fulton County DA Fani Willis’ case against former President Donald Trump may be in serious jeopardy — and the direct testimony of her special prosecutor Nathan Wade, to whom Willis has been romantically linked, appears to have only made things worse.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 8:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Move over all other stores! A new, super-popular shopping destination is in town. Chick-fil-A, Buc-ee's, and Hobby Lobby have all reportedly merged into one conglomerate, instantly making it the most popular store of all time.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 12:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“The establishment and the Democrats, and sometimes the Republicans, are so disconnected from the American people
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 3:30 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Former President Donald Trump ripped into the judge presiding over his civil business fraud trial during closing arguments on Thursday, even after the judge refused to allow the former president to give his own summation.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a clever ruse to trick Governor Gavin Newsom into keeping cities and streets clean all the time, Californians set up a dummy of Chinese President Xi outside Gavin Newsom's office.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We remember Martin Luther King Jr. and his contributions to the Civil Rights movement today.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 5:34 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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From a Birmingham jail, where he was arrested for trying to help blacks exercise their right to vote, MLK wrote: "Remember, everything that Hitler did was legal."
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 9:36 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Happiness through religious and moral teachings
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 7:34 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a Tuesday evening press conference at the N.C. General Assembly, Senate Leader Phil Berger, R-Rockingham, and House Speaker Tim Moore, R-Cleveland, announced an agreement to abandon, for now, efforts to legalize casinos through the state budget.
Published: Friday, December 29th, 2023 @ 8:51 am
By: Carolina Journal
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At long last, the North Carolina House and Senate are set to vote on a conference budget this week after months of delays.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 9:54 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Democratic strategist James Carville claimed during an interview late last week that Christian Republicans represented a greater threat to the U.S. than Islamic terrorists.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) reportedly used the Heimlich maneuver on Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) today after she apparently began to choke on food.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Putting Christ back into CHRISTmas
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 10:15 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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DUBLIN, OH — According to sources, local 3rd-grader Carter Browning brought a FRIGGIN' LUNCHABLE to school. Man, he's so lucky!
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 11:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Republicans were relieved nothing globally significant happened this week while they hashed out who will replace ousted Kevin McCarthy as the next Speaker of the House.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 5:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad, residents of the state of Texas seemed entirely unconcerned.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New grants will help public schools provide nutritious school breakfast to more children to support their health, development and learning
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 2:41 am
By: Governor's Office
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Illinois School ‘Diversity’ Club Sponsor Sought To Exclude Students Upset Over Trans Bathroom PolicyA teacher at an Illinois high school sought to exclude students who allegedly opposed the school’s transgender bathroom policy from meetings of the school’s “Diversity” club.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 9:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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After years of suffering under unfair labor practices, the Bee writers are going on strike. Support us by reading this article and then by joining us on the picket line. We will not get back to work until every single one of these demands is met. They are very reasonable!
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 8:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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State government data show that North Carolina’s Opportunity Scholarship Program serves students from low- and moderate-income households
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 7:48 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Public schools are a lot different today than they were years ago. In the old days, Christian kids could blend right in with the crowd at public schools. Today? Not so much. God-fearing, Bible-believing kids tend to stick out like sore thumbs at school these days.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 7:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A school district in California’s Bay Area is launching an initiative to train over a hundred students to become Critical Race Theory activists in a plan that could last three years and cost more than $100,000.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local consumers were caught in a familiar but confusing position this week after television advertisements from a popular beer manufacturer urged viewers to "drink responsibly" while simultaneously prompting them to purchase as much beer as possible.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 3:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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