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"Overwhelmed with gratitude"
Published: Saturday, November 15th, 2025 @ 8:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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On February 10, 2024, heaven gained another angel. Zach passed away peacefully at the Hospice House in Greenville, NC. Zach was diagnosed, on December 22,2022, with Ewing Sarcoma Bone Cancer.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 10:23 am
By: Announcements
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A notable page was written in the history books today, as New York Representative George Santos was expelled from Congress for doing a lackluster job of covering up his ethics violations.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Opening at 20-1 that the rookie from Clemson would score a TD, as he had in the regular season, da Bears' loving public steamed the wager down to 4-1 by kickoff.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 2:51 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With Democratic Senator Bob Menendez facing charges of bribery, President Biden weighed in this morning, condemning the Senator for accepting his bribes in bars of gold rather than fungible assets laundered through 20 shell companies.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 4:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An email suggests the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) encouraged the creation of a “disinformation” group that House Republicans believe was used by the federal government to quietly censor free speech in the lead-up to the 2020 election, according to congressional investigators.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 3:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Dennis Quaid has returned to something he loved long before he became a movie star: music — and his new gospel album is a testament to him regaining his faith.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Every husband knows the feeling. Your wife is mad — at you — and you have some work to do to fix it. The hard part is knowing what to do if you want to smooth things over.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Recently discovered evidence has led biblical scholars to believe Noah made the mistake of washing his ark the day before it began raining. This new understanding has given researchers reason to think the flood itself may have been the result of this rookie mistake.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 7:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An Air National Guardsman was arrested last week on federal charges after allegedly signing up on a parody website to become a hitman.
Published: Wednesday, May 24th, 2023 @ 2:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Members of a local gym were shocked and distracted today after a woman — who was clearly new and not familiar with the expected attire of exercising females — spent her entire workout actually wearing clothing.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Baseball fans couldn’t be pleased to learn that New York‘s Department of Transportation misspelled the name of Jackie Robinson Parkway, accidentally writing the Hall of Famer’s first name as “Jakie.”
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Two innocent local children have been left on the brink of starvation after their father failed to cut their sandwiches into little dinosaur shapes the way their mother does.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 10:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Philadelphia Eagles rookie guard Joshua Sills has been placed on the NFL’s Commissioner Exempt List following his indictment earlier this week on two felony charges — rape and kidnapping — and new details about the alleged incident have emerged as well.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 5:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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When Da Bears defensive lineman William (The Refrigerator) Perry lined up on offence at fullback and crashed into the end zone for a touchdown, the first Super Bowl proposition bet ever posted hit with gusto, and a new American mania was born.
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Despite making history as the first trans figure skater, 57-year-old trans woman Minna-Maaria Antikainen clumsily fell and needed assistance rising from the ice amid swelling orchestral music and spotlights last week.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 5:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When I moved to Elizabeth City to take over management of our family-owned radio station one of my first initiatives was to hire a fulltime local newsperson.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 10:22 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Baker Mayfield, the No. 1 overall pick in the quarterback-rich 2018 NFL draft, has been cut by the Carolina Panthers.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 10:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rookie heavenly angel Raphael unleashed total panic after forgetting to shout "fear not" upon showing himself to a group of Israelites.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Two NBA players were ejected from a game over the weekend after they engaged in a fight that ended up in the stands.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 5:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Roku has become a popular software platform, with more and more smart TVs incorporating its streaming services.
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 4:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Spirit Airlines has hammered yet another nail into the coffin of ableism by hiring the world's first blind commercial airline pilot. Flight 2047 from Orlando to Saint Louis is set to be the first vision-impaired flight. The co-pilot will reportedly wear a blindfold for the duration of
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Winter is coming to Europe. Tens of thousands will freeze as infrastructure fails and fuel deliveries wane to a trickle.
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 11:01 am
By: The Correspondent
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OK State stunk it up worse than a newly anointed Democrat running county wide in the Fightin' 79th: Wrong fight, wrong place, wrong time.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 11:00 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A rookie running back for the NFL’s Washington Commanders was shot multiple times Sunday night in an apparent attempted robbery in the nation’s capital, police said.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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From investigating school board parents to raiding Mar-a-Lago, the FBI is on a rampage! Who will they raid next? It could be you!
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Seasoned key grip Stu Brumbaugh said this week that 24-year-old armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, who handled weapons on the set of Alec Baldwin’s “Rust,” made actor Nicolas Cage curse and storm off set during the shooting of “The Old Way” this summer.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 9:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Uh oh! You just came across something incriminating about Hillary Clinton! Whatever you do, don't go to the press! They know everything anyway. Trust no one!
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 11:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Chris Pratt tried to post a loving message to his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, on Instagram this week, but the “Tomorrow War” star instead was dragged for seemingly insulting his previous wife, Anna Faris, and their son.
Published: Sunday, May 29th, 2022 @ 2:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Chris Pratt took to Instagram to address the controversy invented over his loving tribute to his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, in which the “Tomorrow War” star thanked her for giving him a “gorgeous healthy daughter.”
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 11:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former six-time NBA All Star and Rookie of the Year Amar’e Stoudemire, who converted to Judaism in 2020, dismissed the claims in the media for him stepping down from serving as an assistant coach, explaining that the real reason was so he could honor the Jewish Sabbath.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 6:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Focusing on numbers never makes an interesting article, but the Chief Deputy has misled the public to such a degree that a boring, although enlightening, response is warranted.
Published: Monday, April 25th, 2022 @ 2:34 am
By: Harry Meredith, Jr.
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