In a last-ditch effort to stop Californians from moving in and ruining their state, Texans have resorted to putting up billboards in California telling everyone how terrible Texas is and how they probably should just stay in California.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Seven people were killed, and at least two dozen others were injured on Monday when a dense “super fog” over New Orleans severely limited visibility for drivers on an interstate and caused a massive multi-car pileup, authorities said.
Published: Friday, November 10th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a meaningful moment that was years in the making, the bronze statue of Robert E. Lee that once stood in Charlottesville gave one final, solemn thumbs-up as it was melted down in a blazing furnace.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 5:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man suffered from an embarrassing "boomer" moment today, as Gandalf the Gray experienced great difficulty remembering the password to unlock the Doors of Durin at the West-gate Moria.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The secrets of the cigar lounge have been kept tightly under wraps for centuries, with women left to only speculate about the pearls of wisdom, mind-opening philosophies, and inimitable truths of life that are birthed in such an intimate, masculine setting.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Israeli Air Force (IAF) destroyed the Islamic University of Gaza — dropping bombs on what the Israeli military said was a training hub for engineers who helped carry out terrorist attacks.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 10:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ong time readers will recall Grandfather. Survivor of both The Little Big Horn and Rorke's Drift, his Balkan War adventures and tutelage in Port Arthur under Sidney Reilley were long behind him when he became a college football correspondent for the fledgling wire services.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A malfunctioning heating strip in the ceiling above the stage in the Continuing Education Building (8) Auditorium melted nearby insulation, causing smoke inside the building around 7:30 p.m. on October 9.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 8:16 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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politicians speaking with a forked tongue
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 7:24 pm
By: John Steed
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no runoff needed
Published: Sunday, October 15th, 2023 @ 9:17 am
By: John Steed
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According to sources, a plane carrying emergency supplies and $10 Billion in disaster relief flew over the Hawaiian island of Maui on its way to Ukraine.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 9:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Marijuana users who have a so-called cannabis use disorder have a 60 percent increased risk of developing cardiovascular complications
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) appeared to change his views in a matter of just a couple days this week on House Republicans’ impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 4:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson interviewed a man on his show this week who claims that he used drugs and had sexual relations with Barack Obama before Obama was president.
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 11:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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wants them for someone else but NOT HIMSELF
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: John Steed
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CNN climate reporter Bill Weir gushed over President Joe Biden’s remarks this week in Maui where he compared the worst fire the U.S. has experienced in over 100 years to a small kitchen fire at his home nearly two decades ago.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Russian President Vladimir Putin responded on Thursday to the news that Wagner paramilitary group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin, who failed in his attempt to overthrow the Russian government back in June, was killed in a plane crash this week, saying that Prigozhin made “serious mistakes.”
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 2:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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Citing newly uncovered writings from Greece, Rome, and Jerusalem, biblical scholars are now saying the shockingly rapid growth of the early church can be attributed to the fact that Christians were allowed to eat bacon.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 8:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Big tech streaming platform Apple removed Blaze Media founder Glenn Beck’s nationally syndicated American culture and politics program from its iTunes platform on Wednesday for an unknown issue.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 4:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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21 years ago, on September 10, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Diane Rufino
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With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A massive fire, fueled by strong winds from a nearby hurricane, has engulfed the historic Hawaiian town of Lahaina on the island of Maui.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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China bribes to Biden family influene pendalling scheme paying off
Published: Saturday, August 19th, 2023 @ 11:50 am
By: John Steed
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Rail company Norfolk Southern doubled its estimate on the cost of the East Palestine, Ohio, train derailment disaster, now saying the associated costs will be $803 million.
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 12:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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A construction crane in New York City caught fire and collapsed Wednesday morning, hitting a building before crashing down on a busy street.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 4:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The city has spent $1.2 billion on helping the migrants.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Members of the media were left confused today after White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre deployed a smoke bomb on the ground and disappeared in a cloud when questioned about Hunter Biden's incriminating text messages with a Chinese Communist operative.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the fate of all mankind hanging in the balance, East Carolina University heads to The Big House for a Labor Day weekend contest of skill and science the likes of which few living have ever seen.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 5:29 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A massive wildfire decimated the historic Hawaiian town of Lahaina on Maui this week, leaving behind scenes that are indistinguishable from a war zone.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 12:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Prostasia is a pedophile advocacy group.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Actor Cillian Murphy admitted he went to unhealthy extremes while dieting for his titular role in the Christopher Nolan film “Oppenheimer.”
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 8:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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