With news of still more lewd U.S. Congress incidents circulating, a local man reported a mysterious encounter he had in which God agreed to spare the nation's capital from divine destruction if He finds just 10 congressional staffers who have not filmed a gay sex tape in the Capit
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 8:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina Secretary of State, Democrat Elaine Marshall led a press conference in New Hanover County this week shining light onto counterfeited, THC-infused snacks being sold across the State.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 12:13 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Previously endorsed pedophilia
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 12:23 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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The world is celebrating today after news broke that mankind had landed on the Moon for the first time since Wallace and Gromit did so in 1989.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 4:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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February is National Children's Dental Health Month, and the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services is emphasizing the importance of children's dental hygiene to overall health and well-being.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 9:48 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Life was a lot simpler before video games came along. Remember when kids could play all day and build real memories that didn't involve a screen? Those were the days.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 1:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a startling new study reviewed by Congress, it was revealed that a staggering 3 million Americans lost their lives last year fishing around in the crack of their seats while driving for lost Chick-fil-A waffle fries.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Disney's latest animated film Wish bombing at the box office, the House of Mouse is looking for anything that can be done to correct its box office nosedive this year. Long regarded as an invincible creative force, Disney has all hands on deck to solve the problem.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 2:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: As children across North Carolina eagerly await Christmas Eve tonight, North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) officials briefed Gov. Cooper on state preparations to monitor Santa’s progress and offer any assistance necessary as he delivers presents to homes across the world.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: With Christmas right around the corner, Governor Roy Cooper and North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) will once again be monitoring Santa’s progress as he approaches North Carolina.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Governor's Office
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What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and also leave her alone and also come and talk to her.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Beaufort County Community College celebrated Hispanic Heritage Month on October 12 with Beaufort CCC alumna Daniella Sebastian returning to campus to share her story.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 10:14 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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The Child and Adult Care Food Program helps eligible children and adults access healthy, nutritious food by reimbursing qualified child care programs, adult day programs and other non-residential care programs for meals and snacks served to enrollees.
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 1:39 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A local man attempted to reason with his physician today, explaining to the concerned doctor that his obesity was the result of his pledge to fight far-right extremism in all forms.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Students returned to Beaufort County Community College (Beaufort CCC) to sustained enrollment levels as well as sustained support.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:07 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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The detailed prophetic dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon can likely be attributed to an overindulgence of Funyuns and Mountain Dew Baja Blast just before bedtime, say experts.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In December of 1965, I married into a broadcasting family. My father-in-law ran a television station.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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During a hearing on Wednesday, one Republican lawmaker confronted a Biden administration Cabinet secretary with a jar filled with colorful contents.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 1:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The city has spent $1.2 billion on helping the migrants.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. — According to sources, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will announce his candidacy for president next week. Already, several political analysts are predicting that he will eat the competition's lunch.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The official state religion of the United States entered its High Holy Days today, with worshippers around the nation being called to rededicate themselves in submission and obedience to its holy teachings.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A mysterious new virus is forcing millions of people around the world to call in sick to work today, according to sources.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 11:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Good news! Achieving peak physical fitness doesn't have to be an unsolvable enigma. There are surefire ways to guarantee you a ripped, wrecked, yoked, strapped, shredded physique in no time.
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 2:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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SpaceX team members were left confused and awkwardly unsure about how to respond when founder Elon Musk emerged from a darkened room on 4/21 with bloodshot eyes and a relaxed smile while asking if anyone had seen his Starship rocket.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 12:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a commercial that ran in the Carolina Hurricanes playoff game, the elementary school boy came home. He looked in his fridge for apples and bananas.
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Flying aboard Air Force One is pretty cool. I did it hundreds of times.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 4:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Grant funding will help develop peer-to-peer programs for NC teens
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Analysis by Dr. Joseph Mercola
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 7:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what the media and political experts are hailing as an ingenious move, President Joe Biden has announced a plan to offer "hush money" to 330 million Americans so they won't tell anyone how bad he's doing as President.
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 9:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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