Sixth Love Language Revealed To Be Tacos | Beaufort County Now | Gary Chapman, the author of the best-selling Christian romance novel The 5 Love Languages, has just announced that a 6th love language has emerged: Tacos.

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    WINSTON-SALEM, NC     Gary Chapman, the author of the best-selling Christian romance novel The 5 Love Languages, has just announced that a 6th love language has emerged: Tacos.

    "I always knew a love language was missing. Acts of Service, Quality Time, Physical Touch, Recurring Gifts, and Words Of Affirmation just felt incomplete and left me with an insatiable hunger that could never be filled," said Gary Chapman. "That's when it hit me: what people need to feel loved is Tacos!"

    Chapman continued, "It needed some additional meat to it (preferably seasoned ground beef or pork) with something special sprinkled on top and all wrapped up together in something tangible people could actually hold, and sink their teeth into. And that's when it hit me...TACOS!"

    According to sources, Gary Chapman's new book The 6th Love Language details how couples can keep their love tank full by providing their loved one with delicious tacos. Many positive reviews have already flooded in with hundreds stating that their marriage has been saved thanks to tacos.

    "Our marriage was on the rocks. We just couldn't seem to express our love for one another in the way that fills each other's 'love tank,'" said Ben Heinemeier and his wife Jennifer. "Sometimes your words, time, gifts, touch, and actions just aren't what people need. Instead, what they need is a tasty Mexican dish full of meat, cheese, and lettuce in a fried tortilla shell!"

    At publishing time, Gary Chapman was rumored to be developing a brand new secret 7th love language: Pizza.
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